RAP BATTLE

[The Gipper]

Damn, Brit...

You gonna let him talk about you like that?

@Solid Snake Throw a few verses back at him!

 

[Just Kevin]

@The Reagmaster If Brit comes back with straight fire I say we just announce her the winner and walk away

 

[The Gipper]

@The Reagmaster If Brit comes back with straight fire I say we just announce her the winner and walk away

I mean...as long as it's not literal fire.

 

[The Gipper]

Also really feel like we should make this a monthly thing have a scoreboard and stuff XD

 

[Just Kevin]

Alright, @Solid Snake we are waiting.

 

[trumanblack]

MC FREEMO ON THE SCENE!!

All of you don't know a thing
take some notes from the rapping king
My bars I spit are straight fire
it's what anyone can desire
Give me the shovel I'll start digging now
I'd get Big Show to knock you out, pow!
if you wanna send for me come on then
my bars will be much better as they are a perfect 10!​

 

[Just Kevin]

@Solidus

What do you think? Monthly forum rap battle.. tournament style, 8 to start down to 4 to 2 to WINNER!

Forum cash given as the prize... possibly Paypal as well.. I might throw $20 in there and we can get donations to up the pot.

I'm asking you because I'd want you to organize it.

 

[The Gipper]

MC FREEMO ON THE SCENE!!

All of you don't know a thing
take some notes from the rapping king
My bars I spit are straight fire
it's what anyone can desire
Give me the shovel I'll start digging now
I'd get Big Show to knock you out, pow!
if you wanna send for me come on then
my bars will be much better as they are a perfect 10!​

me and @Just Kevin just there like

 

[The Gipper]

@Solidus

What do you think? Monthly forum rap battle.. tournament style, 8 to start down to 4 to 2 to WINNER!

Forum cash given as the prize... possibly Paypal as well.. I might throw $20 in there and we can get donations to up the pot.

I'm asking you because I'd want you to organize it.

I could be able to create a custom sig for it aswell

 

[Just Kevin]

Brit either ran away or she's thinking really hard lol

@Solid Snake

 

[Solid Snake]

 

[Just Kevin]

I literally laughed out loud

 

[Rosie]

The Beaver's Gift From God

Hey, ya'll come for a rap battle, but you didn't know what was in store
Don't worry, I'm usually nice, but this will turn into a war.
The original WWEF Canadian Beav, rocking the east coast
So you better hold on to your blankie, because I'll haunt you like a ghost.
I'm sorry, I'm usually very friendly, and I mean no disrespect
But your rhymes, I realized they just don't many any sense!

Let's start with Reag, the biggest Geek fanboy.
Who changed his name to be his just to annoy.
Now, I get it, you like to make jokes.
But it's time to expose your little hoax.

First off, I couldn't enjoy popcorn with your rhymes, because they made me puke.
So bad news, but it's true, you're no master, you're just a fluke.
You were in IWT for a long time, but you couldn't crack it at the big time.
Then came in someone by the name of the Empress of Fear
I walked in, played a chick, beat your ass, and then the attention was mine.
Then lunch, I had poutine, made with gravy from your tears.

Now, you're a buddy, I don't hate you, but please take a step aside.
Your verse, I out-conversed, I'm taking this verbal brawl.
Because if you get in my way, I'll be deadly like cyanide
You didn't drop the mic, but you sure dropped the ball.

But what about the person who can only be described as "@Just Kevin "
Whose rhymes had less fire than a Slurpee from Seven Eleven.
This little elven fan, who, if he were chicken wings, would be mild.
Prepare for me to leave you breathless of the wild!

You entered this battle, a nice guy, made a joke about a clown.
And I felt bad because now I have to take you to town...
But then you made a joke about aboriginals, I started snoring
Because you call yourself original...but you're not impressive you're boring.

Each month you make a list of legends, we find out who has fans.
I won last month, first try, you donated for me, but you need to understand
I was already legendary, I'm a self-made man.
One year on this site, I've been rocking, I'm the one man band.

Wait, Averous, who are you? What did you do?
It wasn't rapping, it was something more like poo...
You tried to enter this and be cool, but you're a faker.
If you consider yourself the Perfect Ten, I'm hitting you with a Tye Breaker.

What about Brit, you have your cats, they're cute, post a gif
But don't step in this rap and mess with this beaver's gift
These people need to drink it in..maaan...I'm treating.
But even with you in this, there is no way I'll be beaten.

From TWF, WWEF, this Canadian's been rocking.
Because I make shit happen, I'm not all about talking.
I'm not a gambling man, but if you have to place your bids
Put your money on the beaver, the true dangerous kid.​

@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin
@Averous
@Solid Snake

 

[trumanblack]

The Beaver's Gift From God

Hey, ya'll come for a rap battle, but you didn't know what was in store
Don't worry, I'm usually nice, but this will turn into a war.
The original WWEF Canadian Beav, rocking the east coast
So you better hold on to your blankie, because I'll haunt you like a ghost.
I'm sorry, I'm usually very friendly, and I mean no disrespect
But your rhymes, I realized they just don't many any sense!

Let's start with Reag, the biggest Geek fanboy.
Who changed his name to be his just to annoy.
Now, I get it, you like to make jokes.
But it's time to expose your little hoax.

First off, I couldn't enjoy popcorn with your rhymes, because they made me puke.
So bad news, but it's true, you're no master, you're just a fluke.
You were in IWT for a long time, but you couldn't crack it at the big time.
Then came in someone by the name of the Empress of Fear
I walked in, played a chick, beat your ass, and then the attention was mine.
Then lunch, I had poutine, made with gravy from your tears.

Now, you're a buddy, I don't hate you, but please take a step aside.
Your verse, I out-conversed, I'm taking this verbal brawl.
Because if you get in my way, I'll be deadly like cyanide
You didn't drop the mic, but you sure dropped the ball.

But what about the person who can only be described as "@Just Kevin "
Whose rhymes had less fire than a Slurpee from Seven Eleven.
This little elven fan, who, if he were chicken wings, would be mild.
Prepare for me to leave you breathless of the wild!

You entered this battle, a nice guy, made a joke about a clown.
And I felt bad because now I have to take you to town...
But then you made a joke about aboriginals, I started snoring
Because you call yourself original...but you're not impressive you're boring.

Each month you make a list of legends, we find out who has fans.
I won last month, first try, you donated for me, but you need to understand
I was already legendary, I'm a self-made man.
One year on this site, I've been rocking, I'm the one man band.

Wait, Averous, who are you? What did you do?
It wasn't rapping, it was something more like poo...
You tried to enter this and be cool, but you're a faker.
If you consider yourself the Perfect Ten, I'm hitting you with a Tye Breaker.

What about Brit, you have your cats, they're cute, post a gif
But don't step in this rap and mess with this beaver's gift
These people need to drink it in..maaan...I'm treating.
But even with you in this, there is no way I'll be beaten.

From TWF, WWEF, this Canadian's been rocking.
Because I make shit happen, I'm not all about talking.
I'm not a gambling man, but if you have to place your bids
Put your money on the beaver, the true dangerous kid.​

@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin
@Averous
@Solid Snake

Give me water, you just set me on fire

 

[Just Kevin]

The Beaver's Gift From God

Hey, ya'll come for a rap battle, but you didn't know what was in store
Don't worry, I'm usually nice, but this will turn into a war.
The original WWEF Canadian Beav, rocking the east coast
So you better hold on to your blankie, because I'll haunt you like a ghost.
I'm sorry, I'm usually very friendly, and I mean no disrespect
But your rhymes, I realized they just don't many any sense!

Let's start with Reag, the biggest Geek fanboy.
Who changed his name to be his just to annoy.
Now, I get it, you like to make jokes.
But it's time to expose your little hoax.

First off, I couldn't enjoy popcorn with your rhymes, because they made me puke.
So bad news, but it's true, you're no master, you're just a fluke.
You were in IWT for a long time, but you couldn't crack it at the big time.
Then came in someone by the name of the Empress of Fear
I walked in, played a chick, beat your ass, and then the attention was mine.
Then lunch, I had poutine, made with gravy from your tears.

Now, you're a buddy, I don't hate you, but please take a step aside.
Your verse, I out-conversed, I'm taking this verbal brawl.
Because if you get in my way, I'll be deadly like cyanide
You didn't drop the mic, but you sure dropped the ball.

But what about the person who can only be described as "@Just Kevin "
Whose rhymes had less fire than a Slurpee from Seven Eleven.
This little elven fan, who, if he were chicken wings, would be mild.
Prepare for me to leave you breathless of the wild!

You entered this battle, a nice guy, made a joke about a clown.
And I felt bad because now I have to take you to town...
But then you made a joke about aboriginals, I started snoring
Because you call yourself original...but you're not impressive you're boring.

Each month you make a list of legends, we find out who has fans.
I won last month, first try, you donated for me, but you need to understand
I was already legendary, I'm a self-made man.
One year on this site, I've been rocking, I'm the one man band.

Wait, Averous, who are you? What did you do?
It wasn't rapping, it was something more like poo...
You tried to enter this and be cool, but you're a faker.
If you consider yourself the Perfect Ten, I'm hitting you with a Tye Breaker.

What about Brit, you have your cats, they're cute, post a gif
But don't step in this rap and mess with this beaver's gift
These people need to drink it in..maaan...I'm treating.
But even with you in this, there is no way I'll be beaten.

From TWF, WWEF, this Canadian's been rocking.
Because I make shit happen, I'm not all about talking.
I'm not a gambling man, but if you have to place your bids
Put your money on the beaver, the true dangerous kid.​

@The Reagmaster
@Just Kevin
@Averous
@Solid Snake

Hey @Solid Snake add Beav to the poll so I can vote for him.