I feel betrayed..I totally had this under control until you came in!@The Reagmaster
The Beaver's Gift From God
Hey, ya'll come for a rap battle, but you didn't know what was in store
Don't worry, I'm usually nice, but this will turn into a war.
The original WWEF Canadian Beav, rocking the east coast
So you better hold on to your blankie, because I'll haunt you like a ghost.
I'm sorry, I'm usually very friendly, and I mean no disrespect
But your rhymes, I realized they just don't many any sense!
Let's start with Reag, the biggest Geek fanboy.
Who changed his name to be his just to annoy.
Now, I get it, you like to make jokes.
But it's time to expose your little hoax.
First off, I couldn't enjoy popcorn with your rhymes, because they made me puke.
So bad news, but it's true, you're no master, you're just a fluke.
You were in IWT for a long time, but you couldn't crack it at the big time.
Then came in someone by the name of the Empress of Fear
I walked in, played a chick, beat your ass, and then the attention was mine.
Then lunch, I had poutine, made with gravy from your tears.
Now, you're a buddy, I don't hate you, but please take a step aside.
Your verse, I out-conversed, I'm taking this verbal brawl.
Because if you get in my way, I'll be deadly like cyanide
You didn't drop the mic, but you sure dropped the ball.
But what about the person who can only be described as "@Just Kevin "
Whose rhymes had less fire than a Slurpee from Seven Eleven.
This little elven fan, who, if he were chicken wings, would be mild.
Prepare for me to leave you breathless of the wild!
You entered this battle, a nice guy, made a joke about a clown.
And I felt bad because now I have to take you to town...
But then you made a joke about aboriginals, I started snoring
Because you call yourself original...but you're not impressive you're boring.
Each month you make a list of legends, we find out who has fans.
I won last month, first try, you donated for me, but you need to understand
I was already legendary, I'm a self-made man.
One year on this site, I've been rocking, I'm the one man band.
Wait, Averous, who are you? What did you do?
It wasn't rapping, it was something more like poo...
You tried to enter this and be cool, but you're a faker.
If you consider yourself the Perfect Ten, I'm hitting you with a Tye Breaker.
What about Brit, you have your cats, they're cute, post a gif
But don't step in this rap and mess with this beaver's gift
These people need to drink it in..maaan...I'm treating.
But even with you in this, there is no way I'll be beaten.
From TWF, WWEF, this Canadian's been rocking.
Because I make shit happen, I'm not all about talking.
I'm not a gambling man, but if you have to place your bids
Put your money on the beaver, the true dangerous kid.
@Just Kevin
@Averous
@Solid Snake
