RAP BATTLE

[Rosie]

Oh now you're messing with the wrong club

So. You're Part Pokemon Part Beaver
Part Human Part Non Achiever
Me givin ya Chills and fever.
While I'm prepping my Meat Cleaver.

Let's face it, I made Ivy Hale.
Actually she looks a bit like a male.
I made the danger show worth reading
cause without me it was bleeding

Let's go into the present
Cause I need to ascent
While you're on your descent
Nearly end of the segment

I'm the one that invited you to creative
I'm the one that's innovative.
You're the one that's still non-native
You're the one playing with my technology's
Wrong placing of apostrophe. Apologies

Also who brought the Averous kid here?
He's on a far lower tier
This is like a Musketeer
fighting a Puppeteer.
What is going on here?

And to Crithu, I couldn't be more proud
Him slaying infront of the crowd.
Bringing to Beaver, his storm cloud.
All of the opponents have now been plowed.​

You can't use that as a excuse when I'm here at 4:39am ​

Jeez, what is this? Reag tries to have bite?
Well now he's against the Beav, here to prove your might's not right
I'm top of my class, aiming for Law school
Meanwhile, you think a good name for a belt is called a "Crowned Jewel"

Now let's get back on the subject of Vendetta and Ivy Hale, the e-fed works of my life
You think you made Ivy? I brought her to the game and beat you without strife
When I place her words on the sheet, I don't just talk, I make poetry
Stays in motion and keeps strong, she doesn't need psychiatry

As Vendetta, I'll admit, he wasn't the best at first.
I started from the bottom, at first I was the worst
But with the Danger Show, Roulette Title I out-performed.
Did my dam-dess each time, with or without Storm.

Then I stepped up to RWK creative, you needed me, I'm a workhorse
Saved that fed's bacon more than once made a good feud with a God of norse
I've enjoyed it, loved it, it became a second home
But don't you forget what I've done, you needed me, don't step in my dome.
​

You enjoy your champaign, you do what you do

But I’m straight edge so know that I’m better than you

You made the legends list, I would say congrats

But the truth is that I don’t give a rat’s ass


You throw me these rhymes, but they don’t do a thing

The damage is smaller than Rollins cock ring.

You act like the best, but you are a total fraud

Your skills are so poor, you make Eva look like a wrestling god


I’m the best in the world everyone knows,

Soon I’ll be rollin’ like the Godfather and his hoes

You are a pokemon, beavee, that’s so cute

Let me know when you evolve into a Crithu, now that’s a shoot!

And don't think I forgot you
The man known as Crithu
The person with no clue
What he is even trying to do.

You bring up Rollins cock because you looked at it
It's 2017, I don't judge in most cases, but your rhymes are shit
So sit back and have a beer, drink some tea
Because a lesson is coming, just like Pierre Trudeau, just watch me.

You think I'm a fraud, but I'm the legit boss
Don't need to bank on it, I'm from Canada home of Hockey and lacrosse
And I'm sure you bring up Eva because you enjoy her in the ring
So go back to your BTB, maybe there you can book yourself as a king

Now, that I need to go, but I've taken the throne
Called Kenny Loggins, you entered the Danger Zone
But before I go I have to let you know
That if I evolve into you, yikes, no thanks, I'll take an everstone.

​

 

[Ginothony Bamtano]

And the award for crigiest thread on this forum award goes to...

 

[The Gipper]

And the award for crigiest thread on this forum award goes to...

Kayfabe - A Flash Backward/Forward (Joseph & Alexander Yell At A Camera In A Dimly Lit Room For 1800 Words)

 

[Ginothony Bamtano]

Kayfabe - A Flash Backward/Forward (Joseph & Alexander Yell At A Camera In A Dimly Lit Room For 1800 Words)

Not even close

 

[The Gipper]

Not even close

Kayfabe - Viva La Vida (of Diamonds and Champions) ?

 

[Ginothony Bamtano]

Kayfabe - Viva La Vida (of Diamonds and Champions) ?

You're not being funny, lol. Good try though.

 

[Crithu]

And don't think I forgot you
The man known as Crithu
The person with no clue
What he is even trying to do.

You bring up Rollins cock because you looked at it
It's 2017, I don't judge in most cases, but your rhymes are shit
So sit back and have a beer, drink some tea
Because a lesson is coming, just like Pierre Trudeau, just watch me.

You think I'm a fraud, but I'm the legit boss
Don't need to bank on it, I'm from Canada home of Hockey and lacrosse
And I'm sure you bring up Eva because you enjoy her in the ring
So go back to your BTB, maybe there you can book yourself as a king

Now, that I need to go, but I've taken the throne
Called Kenny Loggins, you entered the Danger Zone
But before I go I have to let you know
That if I evolve into you, yikes, no thanks, I'll take an everstone.

​

You attack me for hanging with Reagan Cole
But he's got more skill in one finger than you have as a whole
If getting rid of you was my only goal
Then all I'd have to do is call animal control

I have no clue? Really, look at you punk
If we were graded on rhyming, you'd totally flunk
You come at me again and I just get reborn
While you keep getting banged up more than sunny in porn

I see you shake when I am on the offense
I scare you more than gays scare Mike Pence
You gonna teach me a lesson? But I've got nothing to learn
I've got more power than Takers' urn

Your not a legit boss, no that's far from the truth
Lie to me again and I'll knock out your tooth
Speaking of teeth, I don't know how yours are so white
With all this crap you've spewed out your mouth all night

You talk about hockey, I'm glad you brought it up
When was the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup
Now go back home to your maple leaves
# FuckthatOwl, no # FucktheBeavs

 

[Ginothony Bamtano]

I got bars...I own bars
I make green...I smoke green
I run fast...You'll end fast

 

[Solid Snake]

Joey wins :sadjoey:

 

[The Gipper]

Joey wins :sadjoey:

we still good on the monthly battles idea?

 

[Solid Snake]

we still good on the monthly battles idea?

:

I don't remember what you asked about that lol

 

[The Gipper]

:

I don't remember what you asked about that lol

@Solidus

What do you think? Monthly forum rap battle.. tournament style, 8 to start down to 4 to 2 to WINNER!

Forum cash given as the prize... possibly Paypal as well.. I might throw $20 in there and we can get donations to up the pot.

I'm asking you because I'd want you to organize it.

 

[Solid Snake]

That was to Soli not me. I will ask him his thoughts. He has the final say yo

 

[Solidus1]

Go for it.

 

[Just Kevin]

Go for it.

Will you organize it?