Rap Battle Thread.

[KenFan4life]

yeah it was...I could've sworn you was gonna jizz on us...

 

[Famou$ 187]

:dry:....

That was trash, so I'll go easy on you, your lucky
Besides, I didnt know they had rappers in Kentucky
The realest? nothings real about you, I'll expose you
you call yourself Famous, and nobody knows you
I'll smack you, when bullets hit your skin like a tattoo
You'll be lying on the ground, stiff like a statue
See me, I'll break your neck like Busta
Your a little ni66a, I'm a giant, I'll crush ya
Put bullets in your body, let em burn like usher
ni66a, keep thinking your the shit, I'll flush ya
Me vs You? Its like a Lion to a mouse
You tried out for I love new york, and didn't make the house
So from here on out, its "Fuck Famous" every day
and fuck VH1, I dont love new york anyway

judges? I want Dre or Montana to judge since they actually listen to rap :laugh:

wanna go again?

You asked for it. Actions speak louder than words.

 

[Rell]

lol alright, here goes

Rell my round 2 rapp is below.

dis ya boy doin 187's// send dem fakez straight to heaven// im frm new york reside in LA// where yo money cause i getz payy,// u miss yo bitch cause my house is where she lay// n like lil wayne i getz my millie// but wen i getz my millie u kno i actz silly// ya gurl b wit mee// cause she say u b shitty// so we flushed// most these smurfs I don't trust// sillie! u must,// u must b,// cause u actin retatardeeet//, hahaaa i laff at u smurf,// u gone make me pull my trigga// u upset with nas// he put hip hop is dead// u gne b like hip hop n fukk around n b dead//..

Kid, you call that a comeback? You blew it
I tried to read it, fell asleep halfway through it
Woke up, yawned, wiped the spit of my chin
and thought to myself "I guess I'll slay this ni66a again"
Listen, I'm a beast, you're a weak ass ni66a
Sorry Fam, you'll forever be trash ni66a
I can barely understand you, keek da sneak ass ni66a
I'm Jay-Z, you're a Memphis Bleek ass ni66a :laugh:
Nah, I'm sorry Fam, that shit wasn't right
but you vs me, thats like comparing Pippen to Mike
Its set in stone, Famous will forever be in last place
so like Shaq said, tell me how my ass taste
I'm not done, this is just the begining
As long as you keep responding, I'll just keep on winning

EASY

 

[Hometown Kid]

lol alright, here goes



Kid, you call that a comeback? You blew it
I tried to read it, fell asleep halfway through it
Woke up, yawned, wiped the spit of my chin
and thought to myself "I guess I'll slay this ni66a again"
Listen, I'm a beast, you're a weak ass ni66a
Sorry Fam, you'll forever be trash ni66a
I can barely understand you, keek da sneak ass ni66a
I'm Jay-Z, you're a Memphis Bleek ass ni66a :laugh:
Nah, I'm sorry Fam, that shit wasn't right
but you vs me, thats like comparing Pippen to Mike
Its set in stone, Famous will forever be in last place
so like Shaq said, tell me how my ass taste
I'm not done, this is just the begining
As long as you keep responding, I'll just keep on winning

EASY

Bleek = underrated

 

[Rell]

you're joking right :laugh2:

Bleek = hot garbage

 

[Hometown Kid]

Yeah yeah I just found it funny that somebody besides me actually remembers him :laugh:

 

[Qwake]

yoyoyo, its Rhyme Tyme!!!

 

[Famou$ 187]

lol alright, here goes



Kid, you call that a comeback? You blew it
I tried to read it, fell asleep halfway through it
Woke up, yawned, wiped the spit of my chin
and thought to myself "I guess I'll slay this ni66a again"
Listen, I'm a beast, you're a weak ass ni66a
Sorry Fam, you'll forever be trash ni66a
I can barely understand you, keek da sneak ass ni66a
I'm Jay-Z, you're a Memphis Bleek ass ni66a :laugh:
Nah, I'm sorry Fam, that shit wasn't right
but you vs me, thats like comparing Pippen to Mike
Its set in stone, Famous will forever be in last place
so like Shaq said, tell me how my ass taste
I'm not done, this is just the begining
As long as you keep responding, I'll just keep on winning

EASY

That was really good. Alot better than your first. I might go another round.

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Hey fuck Rell, and Famous!! Lol

Jeez did no one read my nasty verse??

Here's part II kiddie's..

How dare you tell me in my face that I couldn't rock? I make the healthiest man on Earth heart stop.
If you say another word to interrupt, I'll jump out these speakers, cold fuck you up!
But then again I really shouldn't get involved that deep, When you talk I smell your butt and you just put me to sleep
Thank God I'm only upset, cause if you made me mad
I'd hit you so hard I'd have you callin me dad
Right here on the spot, bustin you in the knot
Before you know it you'll be screamin, "Diesel rock, he rock!"
Was I too fast for ya, wasn't it clear?
The forum won't rock unless you get out of here
So take your rat-skin coat and step out the door
Tell your woman stop callin, I don't want her no more
For now slow down, shut up, and then I'll chill
But can't nobody say that I ain't ill
I'm the rudest of the rude muthafuckas alive,There were six of us left and I shot five
To make a long story short and save my breath, I'm the only one left, and yo, I'm de f!
When it come to dissin I am like Cena- the champ, I heard you tried to buy Adidas with your mother's food stamps
Don't know a thing about buyin clothes, Tried to buy Pro-Keds and you got Ked-Pros
Now let me get a little harder, Your mother's pregnant again and I'm the father
And if you think I'm lyin by just a notch, Ask ya father he sat there and watched

 

[KenFan4life]

^HEllz-YEAH!!!


WHITE-HONKEY-HOMIES!!!


UNITE!!!!




*Rev Theory's "Gimmie-a-Hell-Yeah!" song begins to kick-in-overdrive*

 

[Famou$ 187]

My Round 3/Last rap is below Rell. Let's go one last round.

EDIT: I had to edit my spelling. Just telling everyone.

Run your mouth & i'll tutor//I'll shut your ass down like im on a fucking computer//I'm for real & serious with this//Cause i'm always throwing out $100 Dollar bills//I got that mindstate of a gangster from the 40's//That meets the business mind of Motown's Berry Gordy//I'm on my 25th hour//Rhymes so dirrty imma have to go take another shower//I'm doing this for my smurf Sean Bell//And I pray to god that the cops that killed him will sit & burn in hell//Rell i'm just trying to keep it serious with you//I ain't gonna diss you//I ain't even gonna risk it//Shit my smurf here's a KFC biscuit//

 

[KenFan4life]

Miki-Fifer(from 8mile): "alright-alright...I'll admit that was some hot shit...but now its my-boy-KenFan's Time To spin out his Hot-Web of Wordz..ya-heard?!"



*KenFan proceeds to get on stage*




KenFan: "GeedSMACK!!!....:music_band: 4-LIFE-MO-Fuckers!!!!......Tonight!!!...We'll sing our Number-One hit-song on the top billion-million billboard-charts list-of Lyrics...this song..is...
called, I POONGE-ALONE!!!!"


:music_band: *Band Begins Playing out somehardcore metalmusic*


KenFan:"Yo!!!...What Up IWF-CITY!!!!....Are-Ya-Ready to Rock with-Socks-on your Cocks or What?!!
Cuz-Tonight...We GOnna go vacumm some kitty-litter outta-Famou$ and Rell's ASSES....while tim allen does that "Hurrh!?"-home-improvment sound-noise-ni'gger shit...ya-heard?!?!
Yo-I ain't got a lack-of-love...It just ain't a tree that I'm free to Climb...My Limbs aren't limp like yo lack of a back for yo-broken-dick!!...no!...it's just how I jizz-up-right...no!!!..its just how I Fizzle-To Make-Some Grittle UP in yo GEED!!!!............annnnndddd, I'm Not-Afraid of some Afro-NE'GROS!!!...CuZ-I!!!!......POOONGE-ALONE!!!!!!.......It's How We Were Raised-To Rape!!!!....Rape The Ape!!!!....
The Apes of Authority wanna-put-us-away!!!
Cause-we're all a bunch of CUNT-CRIMINALS!!!!
hellz-yeahhhhh!!!...Cunt-Criminals!!!!
Ya-Feel My Cock in yo-Vag!?!?...My Penis-Powder-bout-To EXPLODE like a Load of Love!!!!........But It ain't for you now!!!.....Sorry-Jessica-Simpson....But I only know you're poster so here I am!!!!!
and I'm not afraid of wanking........CUZ-I!!!!....POONGE-ALONE!!!!!!!....ya-feel-me peel off a sperm!?!?!?....Thats-Cuz-I just WHACKed-IT!!!"


*the end*

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Hahahahhahaha lol Kenfan repped.. Lmfao...

ya feel my cock in you'r vag? lol..

 

[KenFan4life]

ya-damn Right that I know how to Rock-Out ...ya-heard?!

 

[Rell]

lmao @ the home improvement sound :laugh2:



HUUUHHHHHHH - Tim "The tool-man" Taylor