Randy Wants To Show You His Snake

[Giggityfish80]

You didn't post the actual article, Solid Snake...hang on, were you what Orton was actually trying to show?

WWE statement on alleged sexually inappropriate behavior by Randy Orton | Wrestling News

The specific instance described by the guy claiming this places it around 2005. Assuming it's true, then one has to wonder whether or not this "tradition" of Orton's continues to this day. Unless evidence can be presented or a mass amount of people start crying out "Me too!", Orton will probably receive a slap on the wrist...if he's punished at all.


I'm sure some of his fans would do more than merely shake his hand if he gave out the opportunity more liberally.

For much of his early career it was well documented he was a raging drug addict which explains why his behavior was so erratic with all the crap he was doing.

 

[Jacob Fox]

You're okay Reag...

But you're nothing compared to the Goddess Of Puns...

*Bows*


Or...he could just be bisexual now?

I'm sure Randy has plenty of "male fans"

I mean...not as many as Seth or Finn...but
you get my point.

Actually speaking of which... @Jacob Fox what is your opinion of Mr. Orton?


No way man...Vince only likes it when Roman flashes him.

No attraction to Orton at all. He has a flat butt.

 

[Grievous 3D]

No attraction to Orton at all. He has a flat butt.

And now I'll be calling him Flat Butt Orton till the day I die...

 

[Solid Snake]

And now I'll be calling him Flat Butt Orton till the day I die...

 

[Giggityfish80]

No attraction to Orton at all. He has a flat butt.

Yes he does its the most listless arse i've ever seen

Seen better arses on baboons

 

[Grievous 3D]

Seen better arses on baboons

Hey...that's what Sasha calls Bayley in the bedroom...

Baboon...

 

[Giggityfish80]

So i guess on Smackdown Jeff Hardy is going to find Randy hiding in his locker with his bratwurst hanging out

 

[Grievous 3D]

bratwurst

Ha! Bratwurst!

 

[Giggityfish80]

The story has reached major news sites now so WWE will either make him give a public apology or send him home for a few weeks

 

[Grievous 3D]

The story has reached major news sites now so WWE will either make him give a public apology or send him home for a few weeks

So...more like...

Oh No...Bratwurst?

 

[Giggityfish80]

So i guess the new thing for those reddit AMA's is going to change to Randy's dick size ^_^