Randy Wants To Show You His Snake

[Solid Snake]

...I'm great at puns.

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[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

You didn't post the actual article, Solid Snake...hang on, were you what Orton was actually trying to show?

WWE statement on alleged sexually inappropriate behavior by Randy Orton | Wrestling News

The specific instance described by the guy claiming this places it around 2005. Assuming it's true, then one has to wonder whether or not this "tradition" of Orton's continues to this day. Unless evidence can be presented or a mass amount of people start crying out "Me too!", Orton will probably receive a slap on the wrist...if he's punished at all.


I'm sure some of his fans would do more than merely shake his hand if he gave out the opportunity more liberally.

 

[Solid Snake]

I'm sure some of his fans would do more than merely shake his hand if he gave out the opportunity more liberally.

 

[Unbesiegbar]

I'm not surprised this is the same dude that puts fake poo in women's purses. Shoots fireworks at cars. Likes to smoke weed backstage. Has been caught and gotten away with steroids how many times? I mean if Roman is rude people flip if Orton's rude people jump to his defense because he was entertaining like 10 years ago

 

[edge4ever]

I'm not surprised this is the same dude that puts fake poo in women's purses. Shoots fireworks at cars. Likes to smoke weed backstage. Has been caught and gotten away with steroids how many times? I kean if Roman is rude people flip if Orton's rude people jump to his defense because he was entertaining like 10 years ago

This. He’s a prissy little bitch who, IMO, could’ve been much bigger than he was if he would’ve gotten his shit together. He had the look, attitude, and skill of a major heel and he fucked it all up by being a complete moron.

He’s obviously not the same guy now, but I bet he has a huge penis!

 

[Unbesiegbar]

This. He’s a prissy little bitch who, IMO, could’ve been much bigger than he was if he would’ve gotten his shit together. He had the look, attitude, and skill of a major heel and he fucked it all up by being a complete moron.

He’s obviously not the same guy now, but I bet he has a huge penis!

I agree with everything but the last part I'm 13 again I love titties lol

 

[BeardsOfWarjStylesXL]

Should he be fired for this? he's on his 1 millionth strike; if xavier can stuff so can randy i guess? i mean if randy isn't fired then wwe should be ashamed to keep him?

 

[Unbesiegbar]

Should he be fired for this? he's on his 1 millionth strike; if xavier can stuff so can randy i guess? i mean if randy isn't fired then wwe should be ashamed to keep him?

I remember Cena calling Orton out in 2013 about being Triple H's guy but being replaced by Cena you could see the sadness on his face

 

[Deadmanforever97]

For him to do something like this. The "voices in his head" must have told him to do it

 

[Solid Snake]

I remember Cena calling Orton out in 2013 about being Triple H's guy but being replaced by Cena you could see the sadness on his face

So I guess Orton showed Triple H his snake and he only pretended to like it.

 

[Unbesiegbar]

Triple H was like a dad lol. He disciplined him by beating him multiple times in 2004. Then seemed to try to hand him everything in 2007. Orton the title twice in one night lol

 

[CM Punk]

I know it's wrong, but am I the only one who finds it funny that he questions if they're trying to big league him sarcastically?

 

[Legit Legend]

Aslong as I'm not there to witness him flash his gentiles... I have no problem with Randy jkjk... Fr tho if this is true (not a accusation) he shouldn't do this again.. I already doubt it'd roll over well with Vince..

 

[Doxo]

Aslong as I'm not there to witness him flash his gentiles... I have no problem with Randy jkjk... Fr tho if this is true (not a accusation) he shouldn't do this again.. I already doubt it'd roll over well with Vince..

Nah, Vince loves shit like this, he'd find it absolutely hilarious

 

[Grievous 3D]

...I'm great at puns.

You're okay Reag...

But you're nothing compared to the Goddess Of Puns...

*Bows*

So since he likes showing it to dudes don't be shocked if he comes out as gay in like 20 years

Or...he could just be bisexual now?

I'm sure Randy has plenty of "male fans"

I mean...not as many as Seth or Finn...but
you get my point.

Actually speaking of which... @Jacob Fox what is your opinion of Mr. Orton?

Nah, Vince loves shit like this, he'd find it absolutely hilarious

No way man...Vince only likes it when Roman flashes him.