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to all the whiny pussies that get offended easily.. then Harden the fuck up!!!
How do you know a Viet has been in your house?
Your homework is done and your dog is missing.
How do you tell if Jews are living next door to you?
There is wet toilet paper hanging off the clothesline.
How do you present a Jew with a moral dilemma?
Offer him free pork.
Why didn't the tanks run over people at Tiananmen square?
They couldn't go over slopes.
What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.
What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time..."; Black fairy tales
starts, "Yo, you **** ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Why do Italians wear mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
When the sergeant said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
What do you call Lebanese women in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist.
What do you call a hot looking leb? Asif.
What do you call a drunk leb? Hommad.
What do you call 2 drunk lebs? MoHommad.
What do you call an abo at a university? Janitor.
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and an abbo? The bucket
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An Abo finds an old brass bottle in his back yard, gives it a rub, and a genie appears. The genie tells him he can have three wishes.
"I wanna be rich" says the Abo.
"BANG": the back yard fills up with huge chests overflowing with gold coins and jewels.
"I'm no fool" says the Abo, "I wanna be White".
"BANG": he's changed, suddenly he's White, blond-haired and blue-eyed.
"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life".
"BANG": he's black again.
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Q: What's the fastest thing in Australia?
A: An abo with your TV.
Q: What's the second fastest thing?
A: His cousin with you VCR
Q: What do you call an abo in a Rolls Royce?
A: A thief.
Q: Why do abos smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call it when a bus-load of Abos runs off the end of Darwin pier, and they all drown?
A: A good start.
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What do you call a bunch of abo's swimming?
Sewerage.
What did god say when he sent abo's down to Earth?
Holy shit, I burnt some.
What do you call a bunch of abo's running down a hill?
Abolanche.
What do you call an abo with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.
Why do abo's get hit by cars in winter?
Cause they're easier to spot.
Why are abo's getting stronger?
Cause TV'S are getting bigger.
What happened to the abo that had an abortion?
Crimestoppers sent her a check for 500$.
Did you hear about the one about...
The baby abo that went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God look i'm an angel!" , and God said, " No you stupid abo! Your a bat now eff off!"
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What do you call a Black in a church.
Holy shit
What do you call a Black going down water slide.
Sewage.
How do Jelly Beans relate to the real life world.
Everyone hates the black ones.
Why did the Black guy jump off the cliff?
Who cares.
Q: What did the jew father say when his son asked him for twenty dollars?
A: "Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?
Q: Whats the only thing positive about a somalian?
A: HIV
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Why do abbo women sit with their legs apart?
To keep flies away from their face.
What do you call an abbo in a suit?
The defendant.
An abbo walks into a pub with a billy tin and a piece of tin roofing.
The bartender asks; 'how'd the divorce go?'
'Pretty good, i got home and contents'
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at abbos on bikes?
It's probably your bike.
What do you call an abbo in a hospital?
Police brutality.
How do you break an abbo out of jail?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a tribe of abbos rolling up a hill?
Black magic.
What do you call an abbo with a piece of corrugated over his head?
First home owner.
Why would you go to an abbo garage sale?
To buy your shit back.
How do you know a Viet has been in your house?
Your homework is done and your dog is missing.
How do you tell if Jews are living next door to you?
There is wet toilet paper hanging off the clothesline.
How do you present a Jew with a moral dilemma?
Offer him free pork.
Why didn't the tanks run over people at Tiananmen square?
They couldn't go over slopes.
What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.
What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time..."; Black fairy tales
starts, "Yo, you **** ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Why do Italians wear mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
When the sergeant said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
What do you call Lebanese women in a sauna?
Gorillas in the mist.
What do you call a hot looking leb? Asif.
What do you call a drunk leb? Hommad.
What do you call 2 drunk lebs? MoHommad.
What do you call an abo at a university? Janitor.
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and an abbo? The bucket
------------------
An Abo finds an old brass bottle in his back yard, gives it a rub, and a genie appears. The genie tells him he can have three wishes.
"I wanna be rich" says the Abo.
"BANG": the back yard fills up with huge chests overflowing with gold coins and jewels.
"I'm no fool" says the Abo, "I wanna be White".
"BANG": he's changed, suddenly he's White, blond-haired and blue-eyed.
"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life".
"BANG": he's black again.
-----------------
Q: What's the fastest thing in Australia?
A: An abo with your TV.
Q: What's the second fastest thing?
A: His cousin with you VCR
Q: What do you call an abo in a Rolls Royce?
A: A thief.
Q: Why do abos smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: What do you call it when a bus-load of Abos runs off the end of Darwin pier, and they all drown?
A: A good start.
------------------
What do you call a bunch of abo's swimming?
Sewerage.
What did god say when he sent abo's down to Earth?
Holy shit, I burnt some.
What do you call a bunch of abo's running down a hill?
Abolanche.
What do you call an abo with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.
Why do abo's get hit by cars in winter?
Cause they're easier to spot.
Why are abo's getting stronger?
Cause TV'S are getting bigger.
What happened to the abo that had an abortion?
Crimestoppers sent her a check for 500$.
Did you hear about the one about...
The baby abo that went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God look i'm an angel!" , and God said, " No you stupid abo! Your a bat now eff off!"
----------
What do you call a Black in a church.
Holy shit
What do you call a Black going down water slide.
Sewage.
How do Jelly Beans relate to the real life world.
Everyone hates the black ones.
Why did the Black guy jump off the cliff?
Who cares.
Q: What did the jew father say when his son asked him for twenty dollars?
A: "Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?
Q: Whats the only thing positive about a somalian?
A: HIV
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Why do abbo women sit with their legs apart?
To keep flies away from their face.
What do you call an abbo in a suit?
The defendant.
An abbo walks into a pub with a billy tin and a piece of tin roofing.
The bartender asks; 'how'd the divorce go?'
'Pretty good, i got home and contents'
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at abbos on bikes?
It's probably your bike.
What do you call an abbo in a hospital?
Police brutality.
How do you break an abbo out of jail?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a tribe of abbos rolling up a hill?
Black magic.
What do you call an abbo with a piece of corrugated over his head?
First home owner.
Why would you go to an abbo garage sale?
To buy your shit back.
