Punks Watch Starrcade 1994: Hulk! Sting! Vader! Three Main Events!

[Smart Marx]

Butcher has awoken Hulkamania! Here comes the Faces of Fear! Can Hogan survive the Avalanche?

 

[Wang Chung]

Here comes Macho Man

 

[Smart Marx]

Here comes Macho, but who's side is he on?

 

[Wang Chung]

Those were the worst chair shots I have ever seen.

 

[Wang Chung]

Tell me I have lost my eyesight

 

[Smart Marx]

The Mega Powers have reunited in WCW! The Faces of Fear are running scared! They can't handle the powers!

 

[Wang Chung]

Savage drop the belt and take the chair and waffle him.

 

[Smart Marx]

Those were the worst chair shots I have ever seen.

Those were awfully weak. This is before ECW made it less taboo for chair shots. However WCW never let them go all out with them even after WWF did.

 

[Smart Marx]

This is why Sullivan founds the Dungeon of Doom. It was the only way to get to Hulkamania now that Savage has forgiven Hogan.

 

[Wang Chung]

Savage you are a wimp, a nerd, I wished I could say what I am really feeling.

 

[Smart Marx]

When Hogan and Savage are on the same page, no one can tear them asunder.

 

[Wang Chung]

Heenan looses his voice because of yelling about how evil a person Hogan is/was instead of cancer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

 

[Smart Marx]

Heenan looses his voice because of yelling about how evil a person Hogan is/was instead of cancer. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

I believe you. He's already losing his voice here.

 

[Wang Chung]

Is that a Von Erik in the back

 

[Wang Chung]

Was Hogan making a wolf pack sign right there.