Castiel... Dave shall I call you? You say that your time is now...? YOUR TIME IS NOW INDEED! You time is now to face the music. Your time is now to smell the coffee. Your time is now to be made into a man at the hands of your creator, the one, the only, The ICON, THE EC! ONE RING! TWO MEN! FIVE THOUSAND SCREAMING FANS BABY! That squared circle becomes more than a ring when the two of us face off, it become a Canadian burial ground you sad excuse for a man! Because come time for our match, you'll look across the ring at 205 pounds of uncaged fury and a man with the crime record of Ted Bundy and you'll wonder what you did to deserve this ungodly punishment, and the answer... the answer Dave... is you crossed me! You crossed a man with his back against the wall, nothing to lose and a pocket full of shells, son! I am not going to show mercy, I am not going to show remorse, sonny boy, I am going to drill you into the canvas with the most wicked piledriver you've ever seen, then I'm going to uncoil your gelatenous form and lay you smackdown with a wicked spinebuster! I'm going to flap your pancake body over and slap on the most hellacious camel clutch these people ever seen and Imma snap your spine in half! Then I'm going to rip your head out and shove my fist down your windpipe so I can turn your lungs inside out and play bagpipes with them! When I'm done, the referee's head is going up your ass and at the end of the night, as ViperRKO is mopping up your blood, he's going to think to himself, 'I feel sorry for this cat.' And you know you're in trouble when Vips feels bad for you! NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL DAVE!? DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN!? SHOW ME JUST HOW MUCH OF A MAN YOU ARE!!!
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