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there I fixed it for ya.

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LMAO BAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLCAKES U R TEH FUNNY~!

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Alright lets see really is all you guys come up with is LEFT TURN!!!!

and shit I mean come on really guys...

Ok I'm gonna once again explain this to you all..

Image this on the road...43 bumper to side by side...hardly anyroom between you..going 180-190 mph going in to a turn thats kinda banked as in got a curved up kinda like this

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there is not all 43 cars there but you get the point...

with the weight of that car and the g-forces hitting you...if you don't got good muscle build and all that you will not be able to control the car

now lets say your one of the cars on the bottom of the track....if you can't handle the g-forces and the weight and all that you go up in to the to the other cars and wreck..

if your on the top your car goes up slams in to the wall and might bounce off and well...wreck the other cars....

So there is part of the physical part of Nascar

ok now go down to the crews...yes anyone can put gas in a car or change tires..

but can you put gas in a car...have two friends change the right side tires and then the same two friend change the left side tires...then have someone who has to jack both sides of the car up...

do all that in under 14 seconds..I think not

the driver and the crew both gotta be in good physical condition....

its not just having a fast car because like I've said the fastest car does not always win...

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now ok thats a 30 second video..watch this they almost wreck but they save it...could you do that...doubt it


With all this if you still wanna say its a walk in the park and all easy then well your probably a dumbass.
 

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Directed at HBK: No because then you would loose the ability to be able to turn left! You have to think about these things :p

LEFT TURN~!

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THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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Alright lets see really is all you guys come up with is LEFT TURN!!!!

and shit I mean come on really guys...

Ok I'm gonna once again explain this to you all..

Image this on the road...43 bumper to side by side...hardly anyroom between you..going 180-190 mph going in to a turn thats kinda banked as in got a curved up kinda like this

2448665751_a1a5f2093b.jpg


there is not all 43 cars there but you get the point...

with the weight of that car and the g-forces hitting you...if you don't got good muscle build and all that you will not be able to control the car

now lets say your one of the cars on the bottom of the track....if you can't handle the g-forces and the weight and all that you go up in to the to the other cars and wreck..

if your on the top your car goes up slams in to the wall and might bounce off and well...wreck the other cars....

So there is part of the physical part of Nascar

ok now go down to the crews...yes anyone can put gas in a car or change tires..

but can you put gas in a car...have two friends change the right side tires and then the same two friend change the left side tires...then have someone who has to jack both sides of the car up...

do all that in under 14 seconds..I think not

the driver and the crew both gotta be in good physical condition....

its not just having a fast car because like I've said the fastest car does not always win...

[YT]unN9wmDxbRE[/YT]

now ok thats a 30 second video..watch this they almost wreck but they save it...could you do that...doubt it


With all this if you still wanna say its a walk in the park and all easy then well your probably a dumbass.

Tard said:
Know what I give up ok...you go on think what you want...
Moron.
 

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I love how you just annoy that I posted all that stuff that shows why Nascar is a sport...you know I got ya...so go on and cry to your mommy.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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I love how you just annoy that I posted all that stuff that shows why Nascar is a sport...you know I got ya...so go on and cry to your mommy.

Please learn to speak English.

NASCAR isn't any more of a sport than bumper cars. In both, you just go around in circles.

Thanks for trying.

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I meant ignore ok..

Anyway did you even read or watch the video I posted..

Your telling me anyone can save a car from wrecking at 200 MPH...

they was going 200 MPH at Talladega this year and them two got in to each other but saved it from wrecking I highly doubt anyone here could do that..

They work out alot more then football,baseball,or basketball players do....

in them sports you only got one team to beat....

in nascar your going against 42 other people..

seems alot harder to me..

I've played football with friend and baseball and basketball..

I only like Football of the few....There all hard but I bet if I tried racing a race car I wouldn't be able to do anything with it because it weights so much so much g-forces and all that pounding you that you have to be real strong to handle the car...

now watch this video

[YT]-12fPi6ONy0[/YT]


Celebrity Drivers are Jewel, actor William Shatner, skateboarding legend Tony Hawk, actress Krista Allen, seven-time World All-Around Rodeo Champion Ty Murray, former NBA Champion John Salley, former NFL Super Bowl Champion John Elway, World Wrestling Entertainment Champion John Cena, tennis star Serena Williams, volleyball great and model Gabrielle Reece, legendary surfer Laird Hamilton and former NFL Super Bowl-winning Head Coach Bill Cowher.

all the highlighted people have to be in good physical condition to do what they do...Being Skateborading,Basketball,Football and Wrestling..even Tennis and Vollyball..

If you think its a walk in the park...ask any of them(I know you can't really ask them)
 

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In bumper cars, I drive the other way!

Also, Blaze should just change his name to Tard. It would save BKB editing every single post that Blaze makes, which requires more effort then driving in Nas-Tard.
 

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X-Power watch the video I just posted alright.
 

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I meant ignore ok..

Anyway did you even read or watch the video I posted..

Your telling me anyone can save a car from wrecking at 200 MPH...

they was going 200 MPH at Talladega this year and them two got in to each other but saved it from wrecking I highly doubt anyone here could do that..

They work out alot more then football,baseball,or basketball players do....

in them sports you only got one team to beat....

in nascar your going against 42 other people..

seems alot harder to me..

I've played football with friend and baseball and basketball..

I only like Football of the few....There all hard but I bet if I tried racing a race car I wouldn't be able to do anything with it because it weights so much so much g-forces and all that pounding you that you have to be real strong to handle the car...

now watch this video

[YT]-12fPi6ONy0[/YT]


Celebrity Drivers are Jewel, actor William Shatner, skateboarding legend Tony Hawk, actress Krista Allen, seven-time World All-Around Rodeo Champion Ty Murray, former NBA Champion John Salley, former NFL Super Bowl Champion John Elway, World Wrestling Entertainment Champion John Cena, tennis star Serena Williams, volleyball great and model Gabrielle Reece, legendary surfer Laird Hamilton and former NFL Super Bowl-winning Head Coach Bill Cowher.

all the highlighted people have to be in good physical condition to do what they do...Being Skateborading,Basketball,Football and Wrestling..even Tennis and Vollyball..

If you think its a walk in the park...ask any of them(I know you can't really ask them)

Ah, so when you go slower, you're saying that it isn't a sport? I guess little league soccer isn't a sport, because they move the ball slower.

Oh and a lot of idiots support scientology. Does that make it correct?

Moron.

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Also, Blaze should just change his name to Tard. It would save BKB editing every single post that Blaze makes, which requires more effort then driving in Nas-Tard.
Changing his name makes me feel warm on the inside.
 

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Its not the fact they was going fast ok..its the fact he saved it going that fast...Read your dumbass..

and you didn't even comment on the video I posted.
 

seX-Power

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I saw the video and it was unbelieavable. The guy swerved right! Then turned left >_>
 

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Update on the previous "Breaking News"
The alternative drive way is now ready to be used. The engineers are predicting that it can hold up to 200,000 left turns. The Officials are on a left turn errr i mean on a pace to finish the maintainance of the original drive way.
Rumours stating that the head engineer is worried about the amount of left turns mentioned by the spokeman. He estimated it to be no more than 150,000 left turns and not 200,000. The Nascar officials are on a left turn condition right now!
Stay tune for further details.
 

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ok in the first video the two cars made contract at 200 mph and didn't wreck but got sideways a little saved the car and kept going something I doubt you could do..

2nd video shows some celebrities and some of them being sports figures from Football,Basketball,and others..

Giving it a shot..

Now it does not show any of the contest right but if I can find stuff from it...Alot of them was not able to handle the car and ended up wrecking because they could not keep control of it..Most of them being the ones not in good physical condition might I add...Its takes more then turning the wheel to drive in Nascar and you idiots even after all this shit I've posted are to dumb to see that.