Pick -Up Rejections

[Farooq]

Can I be the Hulk Hogan to your Brooke Hogan?

 

[Danielson]

BACK IN BLACK. I SUCK THE SACK. TURN AROUND THE CORNER AND TOOK A BONNER IN THE BACK. MY BUTT'S LOOSE. I FUCK A GOOSE.. YEAHHH AHHHH YEAHHH.

 

[Donald Trump_]

Wanna fuck? Pause.

 

[Shadie T]

Spit or Swallow? :ksi:

 

[Farooq]

BACK IN BLACK. I SUCK THE SACK. TURN AROUND THE CORNER AND TOOK A BONNER IN THE BACK. MY BUTT'S LOOSE. I FUCK A GOOSE.. YEAHHH AHHHH YEAHHH.

Ey gurl, It's hard to fuck your asshole, in the cold November Rain~

 

[Jonathan]

*hands over a mixed drink*

You accept that? NOW DO ME!!!!!

Reminds me of Skype:

"Do me! Do me! Do me!"

I can actually picture you saying that 1:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Hey, wanna have sex or sumthin?

 

[Swift]

No. ipebomb:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

No. ipebomb:

What if I place my erect penis inside of you moist anus?

 

[McLovin1]

Guys i don't wanna come between you OR DO I??? :ksi:

 

[Danielson]

That pretty face don't match that nasty attitude... What you mean where's my girl? Probably with your man.... Can we fuck?????

 

[Ovaldinho]

Are you a member of Al-Qaeda because you just made my pants explode?