Pick -Up Rejections

[Swift]

Your math is worse than Gohan's.

Is it hot in here or are your tits just huge?

 

[catlady]

*slaps* Stop touching my ass!

Can I have fries with that shake? :ksi:

 

[Danielson]

Compared to your penis!!!!!!!!!

I'm hungry for an aryby's sandwhich. Let me eat your vagina.

 

[Danielson]

*slaps* Stop touching my ass!

Can I have fries with that shake? :ksi:

You don't need any FATTY!

Can I buy you a drink and then slip a tasteless and scentless narcotic into it that will allow me to take advantage of you?

 

[Lockard 23]

"Meow. Wanna date or do you just wanna skip to the sex part?"

 

[Swift]

There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

 

[catlady]

LAWL

ashley no, I straightedge :tough:

LET ME PEE ON YOU!

 

[Danielson]

Promise?

 

[catlady]

*hands over a mixed drink*

You accept that? NOW DO ME!!!!!

 

[catlady]

okay this is freaking weird... lol

 

[Danielson]

NO DON'T STOP! I OBLIGE OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

 

[Farooq]

Hello you can call me AC/DC, because Im gonna shake you all night long.

 

[catlady]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF US ON THIS GOD FOR SAKEN FORUM!?!?!?!? :annoyed::why::yuno::sohardcore:

 

[Farooq]

What's wrong with the rest of you? Am entire sex pickup page without AC/DC? Im ashamed to be posting here, you all better get your shit together when I get off work.

 

[catlady]

I'll be the AC to your DC :ksi: