Pick -Up Rejections

[catlady]

Post a pick up line.
The person below you rejects it by saying something funny/witty/mean.
Then they post a new pick up line.

Example:
User one -
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" & "i" together.
User two -
I bet you can't even recite the alphabet in its correct order.
Did you get any bruises.. When you fell from heaven?

I'll start!

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

 

[Danielson]

I can't wait to die

Yo muffin cum take yo gear off

 

[Swift]

Eternity doesn't real.

 

[catlady]

DAMMIT DETH! :upset:

 

[Swift]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

[Danielson]

If i flip a coin what's the chance you bleed on me?

 

[Swift]

I want to floss with your pubes

 

[Danielson]

I want to eat your taint

 

[catlady]

OMGOSH! :angry:

 

[Danielson]

BTw these are all directed at you brit.

 

[catlady]

:harvey:

 

[Danielson]

JK weirdo.

 

[catlady]

EVERYONE ALWAYS MESS UP STUFF IN MY THREADS! :UPSET: OOPBOMB:

 

[CM Punk]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

[Danielson]

a quarter passed fuck yourself!

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?