Pick up lines!!!

[Qwake]

Post all you cool and funny pick up lines in here!

Guy: * walks over to a girl and gives her his phone *

Guy says: iLL call you as he walks away!


Post in here everyone!

 

[Gards Jr.]

Ummm

I have lost my teddy bear so can I use you.

 

[Australian Badass]

I hope you know CPR cos you took my breath away!

 

[Qwake]

Are you wearing space pants Coz your ass is outta this World!

 

[phantomgerald]

Hey, come here often? You could, with me..

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Are you a magician, because you put a spell on me.

 

[Famou$ 187]

You know i'm black right. So you gotta know what that means.

 

[KroniK 4-2-0]

*The guy licks his finger and touche's the girls top*

Guy - aww! Lets get you outta those wet clothes!

 

[The Leviathan]

If you are a booger, I am gonna pick you first!

- forgot the title of that Cartoon where I heard it, lol....

 

[Reinvented]

Reinvented- Hey Baby!

Fat Girl- *finishes her plate of nachos* Hey

Reinvented- Do you know that I know RELL!?!

Fat Girl- O MY GOD please won't you please let me suck your cock!

Reinvented-*pull pants down* wait for it its just cold out.

THE END.


Reinvented- WAIT! It gets bigger.......Damn! I should hit on midgets now.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you

 

[Evil Austin]

^^ Family Guy

by the way -

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

 

[Christian]

Let's play army, I lay down and you blow the fuck out of me.

 

[NooDLE]

Get in the van.

 

[Evil Austin]

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