Pick up lines!!!

[KenFan4life]

-PICK UP LINE ONE:
Guy Walks up to a chick on the sidewalk

Guy: "Yo...Lemmie Sidewalk slam my Weiner iN ya..."
Girl: "Damn...youz fo-sizzle?"
Guy: "Yepp-o...now lemmie lube up quickly."

-PICK UP LINE TWO:
Guy: "Yo..Let me Pinch Yo Pussy with my penis."
Girl giggles before saying "ok...essay..."

-PICK UP LINE THREE(The KenFan Line):
KenFan:"Let me grab yo geed...."
Girl:"Alright Sexy..."
KenFan: "HA!!!...DUMB SHIT!!!...ITs April...I GOT'CHa DUDE!!!..I GOT'CHA!!!"
Girl:"Huhh?"
*Girl gets K'top'popped by KenFan*

 

[KenFan4life]

ohhh yeah..don't forget...
"ONE WEEK" by tha Barenaked Ladies....

 

[Travis40]

"Fuck Me"

 

[Qwake]

*The guy licks his finger and touche's the girls top*

Guy - aww! Lets get you outta those wet clothes!

^^^ lmao!!! this threads going good!

Guy says to girl:Im no Fred Flinstone but I can make your BEDROCK.

 

[KroniK 4-2-0]

Guys walks up to the girl, then takes a gun out and holds it up to her head.

Guy - Give me your god damn number! Now!!

 

[the dark knight]

de javu...

http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?p=40953