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[Baller]

SAL IS IN THE MONEY!!!!!!!!

 

[SAL]

It was close there for a minute. I did knock out the bubble boy.

 

[Baller]

You need one more big hand to be safe. Right now your 34th, and next money line is at 36.

 

[Baller]

More money for Sal!!

 

[SAL]

Oh, I don't care about money lines til I hit the final table.

So, a guy just called my all in (I won!) with four hearts. I love people who don't know how to play Omaha!

 

[Baller]

How did he make it that far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baller]

25 left, Sal your in 13th place. You owe me for making you join this tourney :

 

[SAL]

I believe I already paid your referral fee.

 

[Baller]

Lol. I know you did, but if you make 800 dollars, the fee may go up a bit.

 

[SAL]

ahhahahaha I'm such a lucky fuck

Full Tilt Poker Game #26734900163: $2,500 Rush Guar (Rebuy) (207351129), Table 22 - 3000/6000 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 01:26:16 ET - 2010/12/27
Seat 1: wct17 (547,098)
Seat 2: CHASE IT FISH (218,413)
Seat 3: pinkcinderella (105,816)
Seat 4: vanessa2010 (202,833)
Seat 5: sal2885 (48,600)
Seat 6: Noochdirque (67,625)
Seat 7: Faborizer (223,398)
Seat 8: THANH112 (22,988)
CHASE IT FISH posts the small blind of 3,000
pinkcinderella posts the big blind of 6,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sal2885 [3h Qs Ah 4s]
vanessa2010 folds
sal2885 raises to 21,000
Noochdirque folds
Faborizer calls 21,000
THANH112 folds
wct17 raises to 93,000
CHASE IT FISH folds
pinkcinderella folds
sal2885 calls 27,600, and is all in
Faborizer has 15 seconds left to act
Faborizer folds
wct17 shows [2h Ac Ks Ad]
sal2885 shows [3h Qs Ah 4s]
Uncalled bet of 44,400 returned to wct17
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jd 2c]
*** TURN *** [Qc Jd 2c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jd 2c 7s] [Qh]
wct17 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
sal2885 shows three of a kind, Queens
wct17 has been disconnected
sal2885 wins the pot (127,200) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 127,200 | Rake 0
Board: [Qc Jd 2c 7s Qh]
Seat 1: wct17 (button) showed [2h Ac Ks Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: CHASE IT FISH (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: pinkcinderella (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: vanessa2010 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: sal2885 showed [3h Qs Ah 4s] and won (127,200) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 6: Noochdirque didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Faborizer folded before the Flop
Seat 8: THANH112 didn't bet (folded)

 

[Baller]

HOLY SHIT! SAL SAL SAL SAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baller]

8th place for SAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SAL]

I don't know this game very well, but I can sure as shit smell a bluff:

Full Tilt Poker Game #26734958994: $2,500 Rush Guar (Rebuy) (207351129), Table 81 - 4000/8000 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 01:30:30 ET - 2010/12/27
Seat 1: CHASE IT FISH (223,168)
Seat 2: Faborizer (180,398)
Seat 3: sal2885 (117,200)
Seat 4: pinkcinderella (125,816)
Seat 5: iamhomer (83,368)
Seat 6: spiderman902 (116,156)
Seat 7: Volodin AO (103,632)
Faborizer posts the small blind of 4,000
sal2885 posts the big blind of 8,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sal2885 [3d Ks Tc 8d]
pinkcinderella folds
iamhomer has 8 seconds left to act
iamhomer folds
spiderman902 folds
Volodin AO folds
CHASE IT FISH calls 8,000
Faborizer calls 4,000
sal2885 has 8 seconds left to act
sal2885 checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 5d 9c]
Faborizer checks
sal2885 checks
CHASE IT FISH checks
*** TURN *** [Th 5d 9c] [9s]
Faborizer checks
sal2885 checks
CHASE IT FISH bets 12,000
Faborizer folds
sal2885 calls 12,000
*** RIVER *** [Th 5d 9c 9s] [4s]
sal2885 checks
CHASE IT FISH bets 24,000
sal2885 calls 24,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CHASE IT FISH shows [Qs 2d 3s Ad] a pair of Nines
sal2885 shows [3d Ks Tc 8d] two pair, Tens and Nines
sal2885 wins the pot (96,000) with two pair, Tens and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 96,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Th 5d 9c 9s 4s]
Seat 1: CHASE IT FISH (button) showed [Qs 2d 3s Ad] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: Faborizer (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: sal2885 (big blind) showed [3d Ks Tc 8d] and won (96,000) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 4: pinkcinderella didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: iamhomer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: spiderman902 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Volodin AO didn't bet (folded)

 

[Baller]

A couple more big hands, and you got a legit shot at winning the dang thing.

EDIT: And as I say that you gain 25k

 

[SAL]

Oh. Hi 3rd place.