*Official John Cena Is The Wrestling God Thread*

[The Rated R CMStar]

God can score 12 three pointers on one game.


If Cena is Kobe, then who is Gasol?

 

[Soulpower]

Gasol=Colin Delaney... Obviously!

 

[wwe batista+cena]

why are people talking about the waste of spae Colin Delaney? talk about how good Cena is!

 

[comicgeekelly]

why are people talking about the waste of spae Colin Delaney? talk about how good Cena is!

I asked you to give me one good (logical) reason why I should like Cena as a wrestler.

 

[wwe batista+cena]

Becuase he has a cool album and also has had a long time being champion.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Are you serious? Man, CenaMark would be ashamed of you. There are way better reasons than a crap rap album and a booked run with a title. You fail.

Oh, and your user title also makes you seem illiterate.

 

[wwe batista+cena]

i have more. and i cant have it as Batista and Cena are both on Raw, it wont type.
: Cena can get anyone Over
: he gets response from a crowd no matter if its boo'ing or cheering.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

But he didn't get HHH over. HHH was cheered against cena when he was meant to be over as a heel. And you are using a JR line with the response thing. At least try to be original. You are still failing.

 

[comicgeekelly]

i have more. and i cant have it as Batista and Cena are both on Raw, it wont type.
: Cena can get anyone Over
: he gets response from a crowd no matter if its boo'ing or cheering.

That may be true, but he's a face, they don't want him to be boo'ed.

 

[Evil Austin]

Cena was only champion for (I think close to or about a year not sure exact months) but yea this was because he was Kayfabe and he had the "Chain Gang" gimmick and he was only champ because Vince wanted money from the little kids between the age from 6 - 13 watching wwe that go for him (i assume thats you) and worship the chain gang and get Vince money by buying the Albums and Word Life merchandise.. its money wise not because he is a great wrestler...

So therefore Cena sucks at wrestling, he has maybe a ten move at most im being kinda move pool, he is only a money maker for Vince..lets look at his move pool..

1.FU
2.STFU
3.Five Knuckle Shuffle
4.Um....clothesline ?

Wait, I was wrong as I was typing this Cena only has four at most ? huh..

Are you serious? Man, CenaMark would be ashamed of you.

:

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Um, I like Cena personally, but I was pointing out the guy can't debate. As far as Cena' move set goes, it is a lot bigger.

1. FU
2. STFU
3. Spinning Back Suplex into a Powerbomb
4. Five Knuckle Shuffle
5. Fisherman Suplex
6. Jumping shoulder block
7. Clothesline
8. Top rope Fam-asser
9. Right hands (they are moves)
10. Overcastle

Alright, that's ten of Cena's moves off the top of my head.

Cena may not be the most talented wrestler, but he is entertaining as hell, and has A LOT of quality matches. I mean, people say Edge, HBK, Umaga, HHH etc carried him. But does that mean The Great Khali carried him to a good match?

I am willing tobet that Cena would work the hardest on his wrestling out of any superstar on the roster, as he is always improving. He also does a shit load of appearances, which not many can say.

He has a fuck load of charisma, and is a merchandise selling machine. No one in WWE can sell stuff like he can. So what if he is appealing to kids? At least he appeals to someone.

Basically, Cena > Most of the WWE roster.

 

[O-Blaze]

I'm not much of a Cena fan...starting to become one again cause his Promos are funny as hell...but I just can't really get in to his whole get his ass kicked then come back to win gimmick...or Super Cena as people call it...now if he got his ass kicked and kicked ass also thought out the whole match then yea I would be a fan of Cena...But he is entertaining I give him that...

so I give Cena....A-

 

[darren1455]

Kayfabe or based on real Wrestling skills? hmm.