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[Ben]

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These are tapings from both Thursday and Friday Night.

-Sarita beat on Velvet Sky backstage with a belt before Angelina Love made the save.

-Winter and Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne and Tara to win the Knockouts Tag Titles. Velvet Sky was selling her attack and therefore didn't make this match. Winter eventually came to the aid of Love and ended up getting the pin.

-Kazarian defeated Max Buck, Jeremy Buck and Robbie E with an Inverted Piledriver. I believe this was for an X Division Title shot as Jay Lethal was on commentary.

-Jeff Jarrett came to the ring with Kurt Angle's entrance. He lays out an invitation to Amazing Red to face him tonight, who accepts.

-Jeff Jarrett defeated Amazing Red with an Ankle Lock. As the "trainers" were getting Red ready for this MMA Contest, they put something in his eyes allowing Jarrett to get the win. Jarrett made another challenge to Red after the match but I couldn't hear what he said.

-AJ Styles fought Douglas Williams in an Ironman Match. Both men gain a fall apiece before time runs out. Despite a five minute overtime we still have no winner. After the match AJ Styles challenges Williams to settle this at Genesis. Williams initially refuses but dares AJ Styles to put his spot in Fortune up against Williams' title. AJ refuses but Eric Bischoff comes out and makes the match.

Impact before Genesis
-We get a Pope promo where he says someone has been following him around with a camera. He challenges that person to step up. Samoa Joe comes to the ring and trash talks Pope. He accuses Pope of not living up to his character. Pope defends himself and tells Joe to watch what he says.

-Sarita defeated Velvet Sky in a Strap Match where you have to touch all four corners to win. Velvet dominated and almost hit the fourth post before Sarita got there first and won the match. Sarita attacked Velvet after the match before Angelina Love made the save. Velvet was obviously pissed off as she stormed out of the ring.

-Jeff Jarrett called out Amazing Red's brother and it was accepted by some independent wrestler (identified as Tommy Mercer.) Mercer got alot of offense on Jarrett and nearly defeated him before Jarrett's buddies pulled him out of the ring. Red took care of them and a guitar Jarrett was going to use. This match was ruled as a no contest and therefore Mercer didn't win the 100,000 dollars.

-Madison Rayne comes to the ring wearing a dress accompanied by a bunch of men in tuxedos, who carry her to the ring. Rayne trash talks Mickie James before the Hardcore Country Knockout came to the ring. Mickie rips Madison's dress off before the Knockouts Champion runs backstage.

Impact 1/6/11:
*Mick Foley comes out and says that he wants to make sure Mr. Anderson is OK and healthy for his match at the Genesis PPV. Mick said that when he was younger, he wishes he had someone who checked on him and asked him if he’s OK. Anderson said he is OK and didn’t like Foley doubting him. Matt Morgan came out and wants to wrestle Anderson tonight. TNA champion Jeff Hardy comes out and tells them they will be wrestling tonight in a tag team match against each other, teaming with partners he chooses.

New Year's Eve Impact:
*Rob Van Dam pinned Robbie E. Hardy appears on the Titantron and announces Van Dam will have to defeat an opponent of his choosing at the Genesis before he gets a match against Hardy.

*AJ Styles and Rob Terry defeated British Invasion (Douglas Williams and Magnus). AJ pinned Magnus with Chaos Theory

*Kaz comes to the ring to talk about the bounty put on the champions at Genesis and how he will become the new X Division champion beating Jay Lethal. Frankie talks about Lethal's family and rips apart the Lethal family. He says Lethal's skanks screwed more brothers than Katrina did. He rips on Lethal's mother, calling her "Fugly." Lethal comes to the ring and Kazarian attacks him and leaves.

*Mick Foley joins Taz and Tenay at announce table.

*Mystery partner match: Matt Morgan and Brother Devon defeated Ken Anderson and Brother Ray. Morgan pinned Anderson after a discus clothesline to the back of the head. During the match, Gunner and Murphy go to the announce table and want Foley to leave. Foley attacks Gunner and Murphy and puts Mandible Claw on Gunner. Murphy hits Foley with a night stick and then they cuff Foley and take him to the back.

*Jeff Jarrett out for JJ MMA challenge. Two new rules. Opponent must be shorter than him and it is an exhibition so nobody gets hurt. He looks through crowd and challenges BooBoo Stewart from Twilight, but says he will eventually be taller than him so Stewart is disqualified. He picks a fan from the crowd and it is Jonathan Cruz (one of Los Ben Dejos). Jarrett makes Cruz tap but he does not release the ankle lock. Kurt Angle comes through the crowd and Jarrett leaves the ring. Angle wants to sign the contract but he vowed not to wrestle again, but since it is an exhibition, he signs the contract for an Exhibition at Genesis.

*Madison Rayne and Sarita (with Tara) defeated Mickie James and Velvet Sky. Sarita pinned Velvet.

*Douglas Williams defeated Rob Terry in a non Title match AJ Styles attacked williams on the floor to get the DQ. After double teaming Williams, Desmond Wolfe's music plays and he comes to the ring with Magnus.

*Ray and Devon fight outside and they are separated by security. Eventually Ray attacks Devon and security. Ray says that they will settle things at Genesis.

*Jay Lethal defeated Abyss by disqualification. After the match, Frankie Kazarian comes and says that this was a warm up match for Genesis. He has Abyss pick up Jay so Frankie can shake his hand.

*Jeff Jarrett defeated Rob Van Dam. All of Jarrett's entourage and referee Earl Hebner does nothing about it. Van Dam fights back and Hardy comes out and hits Twist of Fate on Van Dam and Jarrett gets the pin. After the match, Hardy attacks Van Dam and Morgan comes out (with his music playing) and attacks Jarrett and Hardy. Anderson stops Hardy from hitting Morgan with a chair. Anderson accidentally hits Morgan with the chair and then he leaves.

 

[The Nicker]

The last batch of results there are somewhat confusing, but anyway; I love Rob Terry's thing with Immortal now, and I really enjoy them giving the Knockouts division some credibility, as well as the X-Division. Really awesome.

 

[Ben]

Monday, January 10, 2011

Monday Night Taping Results


Dark Match
-Shannon Moore defeated TJ Perkins



Impact!
-Beer Money defeated the Motor City Machine Guns to retain the World Tag Team Titles when Alex Shelley accidentally kicked Chris Sabin.

-We get a Mr. Anderson promo in the ring. Anderson runs down his rise to the title before he is interrupted by Matt Morgan. Morgan claims they have a mutual respect for each other but he still wants the TNA Title and believes 2011 will be his year. After Morgan leaves, Eric Bischoff comes out and trash talks Anderson. He makes Anderson vs Hardy for Against All Odds. Hardy appears on the big screen but before saying much is attacked by Rob Van Dam. Anderson runs to the back but is attacked by Fortune. Anderson and RVD vs The Hardys is then announced for later tonight.



-The Pope comes to the ring for a promo of his own. He makes fun of Samoa Joe and his family by showing videos of some pigs having sex and giving birth. Eventually Joe runs to the ring and scares Pope off. Joe vows to get his hands on the Pope in the near future.

-Jeff Jarrett comes out for his celebration with his entourage. Jarrett trash talks Angle and then calls out Karen Angle. Unfortunately, Kurt came to the ring instead and takes out Jarrett's entourage. Before Jarrett and Angle go at it, Karen Angle appears and starts talking trash allowing Jarrett to get away.

-Angelina Love and Winter defeated Tara and Madison Rayne when Winter beat Tara. Madison tried to use her loaded glove but Mickie James came out and ran her off allowing for the finish.

-Mr. Anderson comes back out to redo his promo. He talks about chewing gum in TNA when he couldn't in WWE. He said he wasn't allowed to suck on a lollipop but he can chew gum.

-Matt Morgan defeated Abyss with the Carbon Footprint. After the match Abyss, Ric Flair and Rob Terry beat down Morgan.

-The Hardys defeated Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam. Anderson came out bleeding from the head. The referee went down during the match allowing Beer Money to interfere. Matt hit the Twist of Hate followed by the Swanton from Jeff for the win. After the match, the rest of Fortune come down and beat on Anderson and RVD.

Xplosion
-Kazarian defeated Brian Kendrick with the Inverted Piledriver.

-Rob Terry defeated Jay Lethal with a Full Nelson Slam.

Credit to Wrestling News World and TNAsylum Reader Logan for sending in these results

 

[AZUCAR!]

Looks ok. I'll still be watching though.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Blah. I don't like comparing shows just based on reading results so I won't.

 

[PHX]

The fuck @ the Pope promo with the pigs. Will have to skip out on that.

 

[Ben]

TUESDAY NIGHT TAPINGS

Dark Match
-Angelina Love defeated Divina Fly with the Botox Injection


Impact
-Kurt Angle cuts an in-ring promo about Karen Jarrett. He said he brought her into TNA and all he could think about now was how Karen ended up with Jarrett. Kurt says they can settle this the easy way or the hard way. Jeff Jarrett and his entourage come to the ring but Angle takes them out before they can get in. Eventually Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair come out with police officers who escort Kurt out of the ring.


-Mickie James defeated Sarita, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne in a 4-Way Match. After interference from Tara, Madison Rayne tried to use her loaded glove but Mickie got out of the way and ended up picking up the win.


-Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry with a Carbon Footprint in a very quick match after Ric Flair trash talked Morgan. After the match, Terry, Flair and Abyss tried attacking Morgan. Morgan fended them off for awhile but ended up on the receiving end of the Double Chokeslam.


-We get a backstage segment with Kazarian and AJ Styles. After they talk for a bit, Little Red grabs AJ and tells him to get ready because in 2 weeks "they are coming" to take out Immortal.


-Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal


-Jeff Jarrett and Karen Jarrett come out for a promo. They talk for a bit about Kurt until Kurt sneaks in the ring and takes out Jarrett. Karen distracts Angle allowing Jarrett to low blow Kurt. Jarrett continues the beat down on Kurt.

-Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer with a Twist of Fate

-AJ Styles approaches Ric Flair backstage and tells him about how "they" are coming. Flair blows AJ off and gives him a smirnoff. Kurt Angle appears with a baseball bat and attacks AJ. He chokes Flair with the bat and demands a match against Jeff Jarrett.

-Beer Money defeated Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam after interference from Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy led to the finish.

-Brian Kendrick is backstage showing Bully Ray relaxation techniques. While Kendrick was showing Ray one of the techniques, Ray shoved Kendrick into some lockers.

-In the ring, Devon calls out Ray telling him to pick on him. As Ray makes his way to the ring, he is attacked from behind by Brian Kendrick and rolled into the ring. Devon beats on Ray for a few minutes until Devon is pulled away by security. Ray hits a low blow on Devon. He takes care of security and then beats on the head of Devon with a chain.

-Kurt Angle comes to the ring looking for a fight. Jeff Jarrett, Gunner and Murphy come out to take care of him but are taken out by Angle. Angle successfully beats down Jarrett, Gunner and Murphy until the rest of Immortal come to the ring to beat on Angle. Abyss comes down as well but is attacked from behind by Little Red. As Immortal is distracted, Kurt Angle uses this as an opportunity to clear all the heels from the ring.

Xplosion
-Ink Inc defeated Generation Me following the Mooregasm/Samoan Drop Combo on Max Buck

-Rob Terry defeated Eric Young with a Full Nelson Slam. After the match Terry tried to attack EY but Orlando Jordan came out and ran Terry off.

Dark Match
-Amazing Red defeated El Generico (of ROH fame) with the Code Red

 

[Dale]

Far too much Angle/JJ on this (N) And the second 'They' (Main Event Mafia?) are coming in 2 weeks from that show, is that the iMPACT after AAO?

 

[Ben]

Yea I think so.

Awesome how there pushing Angle as the one to take out Immortal, and Pope is showing videos of pigs having sex, good job building new talent, TNA.

 

[Phenomenal1]

Russo: Let's bring in somebody new to take out Immortal.

Bischoff: Angle hasn't been on every week since October, Lets use him.

Russo: Brilliant idea, Eric.

 

[PHIL DUNPHY'S MOUSTACHE]

Angle > Elijah Burke. Why waste a hot angle on an average act like him?

 

[TheLordPerucho]

Yea I think so.

Awesome how there pushing Angle as the one to take out Immortal, and Pope is showing videos of pigs having sex, good job building new talent, TNA.

Dont you remember 39 year old Sting owning the nWo in 1997? Who did you want to push back then as the top face? Giant? DDP?A-still green Goldberg, Benoit?

Gotta love the smarks.

And Mercer aka Little Red seems to be getting a push, first he owns JJ weeks ago, then he makes that fat bastard called Abyss his bitch, and he will bring "THEY" Version 2 @AAO.

Main event of next week will be RVD/Anderson vs BMI, the rest is for the week after.

 

[Crippler]

great another "they are coming".

 

[Ben]

Impact 1/27 *Impact opens with Kurt Angle cutting a promo in the ring about what happened last week with the Jarretts. He asked the crowd if they want one more match. Immortal and Eric Bischoff come out. Bischoff tells Angle his request has been turned down and sends Immortal to attack him. Little Red makes the save with a baseball bat. Flair cuts a promo saying Red can say "They are coming" but the only thing happening next week is the return of Hulk Hogan. Bischoff decides to make it Angle and Little Red, now being called Crimson, vs. all of Immortal tonight.

*In a six Knockout Elimination Match, Mickie James and The Beautiful People defeated Sarita, Madison Rayne and Tara. Angelina Love was the sole survivor.

*Max Buck defeated The Amazing Red and Chris Sabin. X-Division champion Kazarian was doing commentary.

*Jeff Hardy cuts a promo saying he doesn't care about the fans but he is TNA. He calls out Ken Anderson and says that in seven days, he's going to have the TNA title back. Anderson comes out and says that Jeff loves to bitch and moan but all that matters are wins and losses. Anderson says he has the title now and he'll have it after Against All Odds.

*Velvet Sky cuts a promo saying Winter attacked her and rips her apart, calling her a b**** numerous times. Winter comes out and they get into it but Angelina Love comes out and breaks them up, which pisses off Velvet, who storms off.

*Pope Dinero comes out what he says is "Confessions with Da Pope" and cuts a promo apologizing to Samoa Joe, then says he doesn't like Joe and Joe is one French Fry away from a heart attack. He says next week, he will allow a fan on to confess to the Pope.

*Ric Flair cuts a promo backstage psyching up Immortal.

*TNA champ Ken Anderson pinned Matt Hardy with a rollup in a good match. Jeff Hardy hit the ring but RVD made the save.

*The main event is Kurt Angle and Crimson vs. Immortal's Beer Money, Kaz, Rob Terry and Gunner and Murphy, with AJ Styles. It turns into a gang beating on Angle, at which point Jeff Jarrett walks out and pins him. The lights go out and when they return, Scott Steiner is in the ring with a crowbar and Immortal bails.

Steiner

Pretty safe bet that "They 2.0" is going to be the MEM.

 

[AZUCAR!]

Big Poppa Pump. Hmmmmmm.