Hey man I know no one's a fan of the guy, but LMAOing at a rape accusation is a little bit harsh.
I'm on the wait and see approach here. The timing is definitely suspect, he's the least popular guy in the league right now, but there really aren't very many good reasons to accuse someone of a sex crime like the whole world seems to think. That coupled apparently with some evidence of a previous relationship, and I'm willing to bet he's done at least something sketchy to warrant this. The plus side is since Goodell has a hard-on for punishing the Patriots, they're likely to investigate this pretty thoroughly. The downside is, the NFL is rubbish at investigating things.
Sucks that this is gonna overshadow a decent week one with some good games. My Chiefs are looking pretty good, huh?