Ryder and Rawley being a team? I'm not sure about that... They need teams? I guess? See, I'm one match in and already just shamelessly throwing out question marks. Cool to see Ryder with something to do though! Hot damn has it been too long. He's teaming with Ass on a Plate and... well... the NXT Crowd loves it, so... fuck it, lets go. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Balor video package was fantastic and the best non-Zayn/Owens/Enzo/Emma thing I've seen on this show in months and months. Dana Brooke continues to work for me in the most awkward of ways, but don't really like her talking about being better. Lol Keep that gimmick for Eva Marie since it doesn't help yours... but speaking of working for me... if you think a show featuring Angry Emo Emma vs Birthday Girl Leva is getting a bad rating out of me, you clearly don't know me well enough.
Thank GOD for the internet! Someone actually wrote this down word-for-word:
“Yeah, Alexa Bliss, a girl on fire. It’s like the Gamemaker just drops her into Unstoppable, pssh, came to ruin your day, Mockingjay. Well guess what, if this was the Hunger Games she wouldn’t last one night, aright, neither would the sweet boys, cause they got the life expectancy of a snowman in the sun. We rep our district like a barbell, OK?”
“If she grew up where we grew up if they grew up where we grew up … send ’em to live with Uncle Phil. How you doin’.”
“Call ’em an Uber. Hey I tell you what, I got plenty of time, I got no time for this.”
SMACKTALKER. SKYWALKER.
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AN OUT OF SHAPE GIMMICK? Ugh. Please get Vince McMahon away from my beloved NXT show... although Regal stealing his food for him to shrug and pull out a candy bar was the non-Enzo moment of the night
Match of the Night goes to... nobody since this was all jobber garbage, but shoutout to Jessie McKay, who may have a nice future here. Can't judge much from a 4 minute squash but damn good showing from the lady. GREAT to see Becky's still around, she's solidified herself as up there with Charlotte and Sasha and deserves all the credit that those two do.
Baron Corzzzzzzzzz
And Samoa Joe's WWE debut sucked! :yay: Welp... good luck with Owens... I guess... lol