NFL: Offseason Discussion Thread

[Crippler]

59 swear words SAL

 

[Brock Lesnar]

Glad Giants won, intense game. Loved it from the start, 7 months break... Damn!

YOU DONT COUNT, DONT EVEN TRY AND BASK IN OUR GLORY

SUPER BOWL 46 CHAMPION smurfs

 

[SAL]

59 swear words SAL

FUCK THIS GODDAMN CUNTING SON OF A COCKING FUCKTICKLER ELI MANNING. SERIOUSLY. FUCK THAT GUY. LISTEN, I LIKE MY ATHLETES HUMBLE AND SHIT, BUT THAT GODDAMNED SACK OF COCKJUICE, WITH HIS "aw shucks well I just do my best, I just do my best to win a game and get hard enough to enter my wife later that night," I JUST HATE HIM. FUCKING HATE HIM.

AND THOSE SHITTASTING COCKGOBLIN DEFENSIVE PLAYERS. BRADY SAID ONE THING ABOUT "HOPEFULLY WE WIN," AND THE NEW YORK PRESS MADE A STORY OUT OF IT. THOSE FUCKING SLIPPERY LITTLE CUNTFUCKERS, THEY GO RIGHT OUT AND SAY "WE'RE HAVING A PARADE NEXT WEEK, AND THEN, AND THEN (i NEED LARGER FONT)

THOSE FUCKS ACTUALLY GET TO WIN THE GAME.

GODDAMN IT JUST TEARS MY ASSHOLE APART. AND ALL THE LITTLE FUCKING TITPISTOL ANNOUNCERS WHO PICKED THE GIANTS TO WIN SOLELY BECAUSE THEY WON ANOTHER GAME FOUR YEARS AGO, THEY FEEL VINDICATED, AND THEY DON'T FUCKING DESERVE THAT, THOSE USELESS BALL-LICKERS. MICHAEL STRAHAN AND ANTONIO PIERCE, GUYS LIKE THAT, WHO GET PAID TO ANALYZE, AND THEY JUST GO "WELL I LIKE THE GIANTS." THOSE SOGGY BAGS OF AIDS GOT PAID FOR THAT COGENT PIECE OF ANALYSIS. FUCK THEM, AND FUCK YOU.

okay that was like 30 but good enough

 

[Brock Lesnar]

woooo parade time, had it booked for like 2 weeks anyway

 

[Crippler]

should of added a P.S. part, but i'll take it.

 

[PHX]

Laughed at Giselle getting caught saying Brady can't throw the ball and catch it too.

 

[Crippler]

Gisele Bundchen "My Husband Cant F*cking Throw and Catch the Ball" - YouTube

thats a good wife

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah Brady is no Mr. Perfect.

[video=youtube;8iK7vRYeY3U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iK7vRYeY3U[/video]

 

[Ramiel]

Horrible game. Patriots played like a D1 team. O-line sucked, Brady sucked, the whole team sucked. I being a Patriots fan am very disappointed.

 

[Killswitch]

Wow. I just realised that Eli is one more super bowl away from being immortal.

List the qbs Brady beat in the Super Bowl...

Eli beat "one of the best all time" twice.

Brady got the better of Delhomme, McNabb and Warner (who is obviously the only real impressive one)

I like Eli but he's like Tebow in the Postseason.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This is the matchup I wanted because I thought we could win it. I'm not sure we beat Baltimre, so I'd like to thank Lee Evans loose grip and Billy Cundiff's janky foot for that. And I'd like to thank Alex Smith and his miracle game, because I really didn't see us taking out Brees in the Superdome, either.

 

[PHX]

McNabb was one of the best QB's in the league so idk how he wasn't impressive. Not really a fan of saying this QB beat another QB anyways since it's not like they defend each other or anything.

This is the matchup I wanted because I thought we could win it. I'm not sure we beat Baltimre, so I'd like to thank Lee Evans loose grip and Billy Cundiff's janky foot for that. And I'd like to thank Alex Smith and his miracle game, because I really didn't see us taking out Brees in the Superdome, either.

Was trying to forget about those two morons who should be vanished smh.

 

[Showtime]

Brady/Pats won those years because they had one of the best defenses in the league, not because it was Brady carrying them on his back or anything of like that. Without that great defense the Pats haven't been nearly as good and no where close to as good in the playoffs/superbowl. Obviously Brady was a big part of the team, but it wasn't because of brady being super that they won any of those years.

and lol @ anyone saying tha the Giants got "lucky" in the playoffs, way to be a pathetic loser.

 

[Killswitch]

The Giants SB victory this year defiantly had nothing to do with luck, but NYG shouldn't have won in SF. Two easy picks where the DBs collide and two gifts from the punter.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I look forward to Brady' third time is a charm game failure. How awesome would that be?