Raw Impact comes back from commercial with footage of Smiley spraying Cena with a Fire Extinguisher, from under the ring.
Ross: Oh my god, those two have destroyed each other. I wonder if Cena will be okay after that gruesome attack.
HBK: I’m just stunned that Smiley is our new NEWA Champion. What the hell is going on?
Tenay: Lets look at the good side, he ended Cena’s almost two year reign as champion, and this gives Cena time to recover from that vicious burning. DAMN YOU HHH!
HBK: I don’t know but I’m sure neither one of them will be in a good way anytime soon.
Ross: Let’s just hope for the best.
IF YA SMEEELLLLL! WHHAAATT THEEEEEE ROOOOCKK ISSS COOOKKING!!! Fan’s jump to their feet as the Rocks music hits. The Rock makes his way out onto the entrance ramp with his trademark button up and Shades on. The roof explodes in cheers as fans are up to their feet in aw, Rock makes his way to the ring and jumps up to the canvas and slides into the ring. Rock grabs a microphone from ringside and begins to talk.
Rock: Finally, THE ROCK! HAS COME BACK! TO THE NEWA!
Rock lowers his shades and raises the People’s eyebrow as fans are screaming out their seats.
Rock: Earlier this year, I had at match against the human keg, Steve Austin. I give you your props, for doing something no other superstar, NO ONE! Has ever done, and that is put The Rock out of the NEWA! That didn’t last for long, because I AM BACK! I came back, because of the Millions….
And Millions…
Rock: Of Rock’s fans.
My Drank and my 2 Step hits the air as Mr. Fox makes his way out towards the ring with a mic, and stops halfway and begins to speak.
Mr. Fox: Welcome back Rock!
Rock: Who the hell is this Roody Poo?
Mr. Fox: Hold up there Rocky. I am the G…
Rock: IT DOESNâ€T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! I came out here to address the people, not a piece of crap like you.
Mr. Fox: Rock, I’d chose my words carefully, before you make a powerful enemy.
Rock: I don’t give a damn who you are. You are just a huge piece of monkey crap compared to the Great One!
Fans begin to burst in cheers.
Mr. Fox: I hope you got your wrestling gear on hand because I have a very special match for you tonight. Rock, enjoy the time you got between now and tonight because you will be facing… KANE in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Fans burst in cheers as the Rock looks down at Mr. Fox.
Rock: You can send whatever piece of crap you want at me, and I will give them THE ASS WHOOPING OF THEIR LIFE!
Fan’s continue to cheer as rock drops the mic and Mr. Fox makes his way backstage. The scene then cuts to Cryme Tyme.
Shad: Moneeeeeeyyyy! Monnneeeeeeey! Yo J!
JTG: Yea!
Shad: We beat the Steiner’s ass last night.
JTG: We sho tha hell did.
Shad: Wait up, here they come.
Scott and Rick make their way into the scene and Shad and JTG are staring at the Smiling.
Scott: What the hell are you staring are Monkey boy?
JTG: What, I know you didn’t call me a monkey looking like Donkey King.
Shad: Haha!
Rick: I don’t get why you two smile at us, last night you two got lucky, A one time victory.
Shad: Haha, You gots ta be kidding me. With ya big ass head, you shoulda put it to use, headbutt one of us and send us into next week, haha, then it may have been close.
Scott: Listen here, I will beat your ass’s right now.
JTG: Bring it Big Boy!
Scott: I will!
Booker T then jumps into the scene super kicking Scott. Rick runs at Booker T, and booker throws a spinning heel kick at Rick head, knocking him down. STEVIE RAY then comes out of nowhere and grabs Cryme Tyme from the back and hits a Double reverse DDT! Booker T then Grabs the camera and yells into it.
Booker T: CAN YOU DIG THAT? SUCKAAA!!!!
Booker then points the camera at Stevie Ray.
Stevie: HARLEM HEAT IS BACK!!!!!
The show cuts to commercial.
The show comes back to NEWA’s Commentary.
Ross: Did you see that? Harlem Heat is here… In the NEWA!
HBK: Whoa, that was one of the fastest group ass whipping’s I have ever seen.
Tenay: This company has no justice.
Ross: Well, we have Lashley and Batista coming up next, what a match up. What about this, The Rock returns tonight in a cage match against Kane!
BATISTA’S MUSIC HITS AS FANS BEGIN TO BOO! Batista makes his way down towards the ring yelling at the crowd and slides into the ring. Batista jumps up to the corner and raises his arms up as thousands of fans boo, with a few cheers within the crowd.
Jessica Alba: Introducing First, BATISTA!
BOBBY LASHLEY’S MUSIC HITS AS FANS BEGIN TO CHEER! Lashley shows up on the entrance ramp and begins down towards the ring. Lashley jumps up to the ring canvas as sparks shoot out of the ring posts and Lashley enters the ring.
Jessica Alba: Introducing Next, BOBBY LASHLEY!
Bobby Lashley vs. Batista
The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Lashley circles Batista and they lock up. Batista kicks Lashley in the mid-section and runs and hits a hard clothesline. Lashley gets up and Batista hits him with a right, Lashley takes in the blow and throws his own right and pulls his arm back and hits another right. Lashley presses Batista into the ropes and tosses his across the ring and catches Batista on the way back with a shoulder block. Lashley hits the ropes and Batista rolls over, Bobby jumps Batista and hits the other ropes and Batista grabs Lashley and hits a spinning Spinebuster. Batista jumps up and lifts up Lashley and throws two rights and then sets him up for a powerbomb. Lashley lifts up Batista and drops him on his back. Lashley then lifts up Batista and hooks under Batista’s arm and neck Lashley throws two knees into Batista’s abdomen. Bobby lifts up Batista and hits a Rock Bottom Back Breaker and lifts Batista back up and re-hooks his arm around Batista’s waist and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex. Lashley stomps on Batista’s head and drops an elbow on his back. Lashley gets up and drops another elbow, and then lifts up Batista. Lashley throws Batista into the corner and goes for a spear but Batista moves out the way. Lashley’s shoulder slams into the corner, and pulls his body out, Batista then recoils off the ropes and Bulldogs Lashley. Batista lifts up Lashley and sets him up for a suplex and then hooks his leg and hits the fisherman suplex for the pin, 1…2.. Lashley kicks out. Batista lifts up Lashley, and tosses him into the ropes. Batista throws a clothesline but Lashley ducks and hits Batista in the back with a big forearm. Lashley grabs Batista then and hits a German Suplex pin, 1…2.. Batista kicks out. Lashley gets up and stomps on Batista’s head. Batista gets up and hits Lashley with a big right to his head, and Lashley comes back with a kick to the mid-section, Lashley tosses Batista into the ropes again and goes for another spear, Batista then jumps and lands on Lashley’s head and lifts him up AND HITS THE BATISTA BOMB! Batista gets the pin, 1…2… LASHLEY KICKS OUT. Batista gets up in disbelief, and grabs Lashley and sets him up for a second Batista Bomb. Batista lifts up Lashley, but Lashley fights back throwing three rights before getting BATISTA BOMBED A SECOND TIME, 1…2…3!
Jessica Alba: Your winner BATISTA!!!
Tenay: What a great match, what sportsmanship.
HBK: Shut the hell up Tenay before I play you some of that Sweet Chin Music.
Ross: Let’s cut to commercial real quick so that we can get to our main event of the evening.
The Show cuts to commercial
Mr. Fox is shown on the screen and begins to talk.
Mr. Fox: Well, tonight we was spose to have a match between JTG and Scott Steiner, but Booker and Stevie kind of spoiled those plans for us. So let’s do this. Next week Harlem heat will face….. APA! Cade and Murdock, Team Pac Man, The Hardy’s and Team 3D annnnd THE WORLDS GREATEST TAG TEAM! AND… THE STEINER BROTHERS In a number one contender gauntlet match, So for now lets get to our Main Event, The Rock vs. Kane, lower the cage, PEACE!
Mr. Fox fades off of the screen as the cage is lowered. A BIG EXPLOSION HITS AS KANE’S MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY! Kane makes his way out towards the ring as fans begin to cheer. The Cage finally stops lowering as Kane gets to the steps. Kane makes his way into the ring.
Ross: Finally a great match hear on R.I. The Rock returns against Kane of all people.
Tenay: I hope these two have a nice clean match.
HBK: Tenay, you are such a bitch. Shut up and watch the match!
Tenay: Don’t you talk to me like that.
HBK: I’ll talk to you however the hell I want, and unless you want me to kick your dentures down your throat, then you better learn to enjoy my opinion.
IF YA SMELLL… WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN’!! The Rock’s music hits as the arena explodes in cheer’s and fans jump to their feet. The Rock shows up on stage AS FANS GET EVEN LOUDER! Rock walks down the entrance ramp and gets to the ring. Rock makes his way up the staircase and into the ring. Rock than jumps up on the ring corners raisin his hands.
Jessica Alba: Introducing 1st KANE!
And his Opponent… THE ROCK!
The Rock vs. Kane (Steel Cage Match)
DING! DING! DING!
The Rock and Kane circle each other. Rock hits two rights on Kane, and throws a kick to his mid-section. Rock grabs Kane and tosses him off of the ropes and then turns and runs at Kane and hits a clothesline, but Kane doesn’t fall. Rock runs to his side and hits the rope and hits another clothesline. Kane stumbles back, Rock runs into the ropes again, but Kane hits him with a big thrust to throat knocking Rock to his back. Rock makes his way up to one knee. Kane hits a big forearm to Rock’s back and leans him into the ropes and tosses him across to the other ropes and hits a Big Boot. Kane grabs Rock and throws him face first into the Cage. Rock then falls to the ground and Kane stomps on his head. Kane lifts up Rock and throws him into the corner, and runs and hits a big boot in the corner. Rock falls forward and Kane jumps up to the top ropes and waits as Rock gets to his feet. Kane jumps to hit a flying clothesline, but Rock ducks. Kane hits his knee’s on the ground and rolls over and begins to jump to his feet. Rock runs over and hits a elbow on Kane, knocking him back to his back. Rock stomps on Kane’s head twice, and then lifts him up and throws him into the ropes. Rock catches Kane and lifts him up to hit a Samoan Drop! Rock then rolls over to his knees and hopes to his feet. Kane gets up to his knee’s, and Rock runs and DDT’s Kane! Rock lifts up Kane to his feet and pushes up his head and stares straight into his eyes and throws a right, Kane catches it and then grabs Rock by his throat and lifts him up and throws him into the cage. Rock falls to the ground holding his back, and Kane lifts up Rock and lifts him above his head with both arms and then throws him into the cage again. Kane grabs Rock again, but Rocks low blows Kane and stands up to put him in a headlock and then toss’s him into the ropes and hits a shoulder block on Kane. Rock grabs Kane’s legs and steps between then and LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!
HBK: Yup, I seen this one before.
Ross: He’s looking for a tap-out here.
Tenay: Hold Up! Is that HHH! What the hell is he doing out here?
HBK: Looks like he is bout to show us why he is called the Cerebral Assassin!
HHH Begins to walk down towards the ring with his Jackhammer in his hand. Rock holds in the lock with his face facing away from the entrance ramp. HHH stops by the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out two clamps connected to an energy box. HHH connects the clamps to the cage and backs away from the cage with a smirk on his face.
Ross: What the hell was that about?
Tenay: What happened? I didn’t see it!
HBK: Ha-ha!
Rock keeps the lock in as Kane is jumping for the ropes. Rock tightens up the lock, Kane then jumps up and grabs the ropes. Rock lets go and grabs Kane and lifts him up. Rock throws Kane into the corner, and runs for a clothesline in the corner, Kane moves and Rock slams into the turnbuckle. Kane begins to unload rights and lefts on The Rock. Kane then throws a big right, but Rock ducks it, and hooks his arm, FOR THE ROCK BOTTOM! Kane hits Rock in the back of his head with a huge left, and then grabs his throat! KANE LIFTS UP ROCK AND CHOKESLAMS HIM ONTO THE MAT! Rock is out as Kane stares down at his body. Kane then takes a glimpse at the cage surrounding him and begins to walk towards the wall of the cage and reaches for the cage. Kane turns and looks at Rock who is knocked out, and grabs steps on the bottom rope and grabs the cage. Sparks shoot off from where Kane’s hand is, and Kane fly’s back onto his back and is shaking, and then stops moving. Rock gets to his knee’s and looks over and see’s Kane’s motionless body. Rock begins to crawl towards the cage door, as KANE SITS UP! Kane rolls over to his hands and knee’s and reaches over and grabs Rock’s leg and pulls him toward him as he makes it to his feet, and Rock picks him self up to one leg. Kane pulls Rock towards him and swings his right arm at his, but Rock ducks and hooks him for the Rock Bottom. ROCK HITS THE ROCK BOTTOM! Rock rolls over to the cage door, as The ref unhooks the cable’s HHH hooked up on the cage and opens the cage door. Rock pulls himself out of the ring and onto the steel steps and out onto the ring mats.
DING! DING! DING!
Rock looks up to the fans and walks over and grabs the barricades around the ring to hold himself up, and begins to walk up the entrance ramp facing the ring.
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