Raw October 15th part 1
RAWS INTRO IS SHOWN, EXPLOSIONS GO OFF IN THE ARENA, RAW SI SHOWN BROADCASTING FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA. Vince McMahon is shown standing in the middle of the NEWA Ring, with Coachman by his side.
McMahon: Welcome NEWA Fans to the Draft! Last night we saw body’s broken, Careers shortened, and possibly careers ended. WrestleMania was the mark of collaboration of these two companies. Last year at this time, TNA was competing against WWE, and vice-versa. Also looking back to last night, I had a few “decisions” to make about Impact Management. So now I am taking anyone in who is willing to become the NEW IMPACT GM! I will be doing interviews this Thursday night, so anyone in the back who thinks they are GM Material my office is open, just make sure to, umm, knock. Also anyone who thinks they can GM other than the people already helping NEWA run the show, just give me a Resume, and you know the drill from there. Well let’s get to the main theme for tonight’s Raw, the draft. And since Impact doesn’t have a GM, I will have the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! UNDERTAKER! Representing Impact!
Undertaker’s music hits as the fans begin screaming for him. The Arena turns blue and fog surrounds the Entrance way. The fans keep cheering on as Undertaker makes his way down to ringside with the World Heavyweight Title on his shoulder, Taker gets to the corner and begins to take his hat off, and pulled his head up with his eye’s rolled back into his head. Taker takes a step through the ropes and raises up the World Title, and puts it back on his shoulder and grabs the Microphone.
Undertaker: Last night, I proved to the world, who was the dominate sibling. I made my Ex-Brother REST IN PEACE!
McMahon: Well, Taker how about tonight we talk about the Draft, I have all these names in balls, and I put them in this mixer, and I had mixed them up pretty thoroughly. Well both You Taker, and Coach have made your first picks, so lets see who you both picked. Taker you go first.
Undertaker breaks open the plastic ball and pulls out the name.
Undertaker: Snitsky!
Fans begin to boo as Snitsky makes his way out to the ring,
McMahon: Ok, Lets welcome Snitsky to Impact! Now Coach lets see your pick.
Coach breaks open his plastic ball and pulls out the name, and Coach “sighs”
Coach: Norman Smiley!
Stormin Norman Smiley makes his way out to the ring with the Money in The Bank Briefcase in his hands. Norman makes his way in the ring and is met by McMahon, and shakes his hand.
McMahon: Well, what a surprise, the Former Money in the Bank Wild Card Himself, the man responsible for Taylor, and Regal’s dismissal from this industry.
Smiley: That’s not my fault, that’s your jackass for not knowing how to see great talent right under you BIG NOSE!
McMahon: Now you listen here you Son-Of-A-Bitch! If I wanted to I could have went within my power and take you out of that match before you even made it to the Entrance Ramp.
Smiley: No, you couldn’t have, Because…… In NEWA Rules once a match is made, and a superstar is added, all you can do is add on, not subtract.
McMahon: Ok then How about I add on a match to the card right now. Stormin Norman Smiley against Snitsky, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, and to “Add” a stipulation, it will be a handicapped match. Snitsky’s partner, will be none other than CARLITO!
A SPITTING NOISE IS HEARD, “I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL!” Carlito’s music hits as fans begin to boo. Carlito makes his way out to the ring holding an apple. Carlito goes up the staircase and gets in the ring.
McMahon: And the MATCH STARTS NOW!
~The Bell rings and the show goes to a quick commercial.~
The scene comes back as Snitsky is stomping on Norman’s chest, while Carlito was standing pointing at the fans talking mess. Snitsky sets up Norman for a Powerbomb. Snitsky lifts up Norman to his shoulder’s, but Norman begins to hit rights and lefts on Snitsky’s head. Norman hops off of Snitsky’s shoulders and hits a dropkick. Snitsky falls down as Norman starts stomping on him. CARLITO THEN RUNS UP AND HITS THE BACKCRACKER ON SMILEY! Carlito then begins to stomp on Norman, as Snitsky gets up and then lifts up Norman, and lifts him up for another powerbomb. SNITSKY SLAMS NORMAN INTO THE MAT! Carlito lifts up Norman and tosses him to Snitsky, yelling for the Pumphandle-Slam. Snitsky grabs Norman ready for the Pumphandle-Slam, WHEN GLASS IS HEARD SHATTERING! STONE COLD’S MUSIC HITS, AND AUSTIN RUNS DOWN TO THE RING!
Ross: OH MY GOD! ITS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Carlito slides out of the ring, and Snitsky waits for Stone Cold. Austin slides into the ring, and Ducks a clothesline thrown at him by Snitsky and recoils off of the ropes, and JUMPS AND MOUNTS SNITSKY AND BEGINS UNLOADING RIGHTS! Carlito slides in to the ring and stomps on Austin’s back, Stone Cold then jumps off of Snitsky and kicks Carlito in the stomach and begins to hit rights on Carlito, and backs him into the corner. Carlito falls down to the bottom of the corner, and Austin begins to stomp a mud-hole and walk it dry. Snitsky pulls Austin off of Carlito and throws a right, Austin catches it and kicks Snitsky in the ribs and HITS THE STONE COLD STUNNER! Carlito then runs up behind Austin and goes for the Back Cracker, AUSTIN GRABS CARLITO’S HEAD AND REVERSES IT AND STUNNERS CARLITO! Austin jumps up as Snitsky and Carlito roll out of the ring. Stone Cold then calls for some beers and are seen thrown to him, Austin goes to the corner and busts open the Beer cans and begins to chug then as JOHNATHON COACHMAN’S MUSIC HITS THE AIR! Coach makes his way onto the entrance Ramp with a Microphone and begins to speak.
Coach: Well, Austin Since you feel the need to interfere in our little contest tonight, how about I make a match for you tonight! I can’t have you interfering with my show, so who can I put against you, to help you learn a lesson. TONIGHT, IT WILL BE STONE COLD, FIGHTING AGAINST NONE OTHER THEN……UMAGA!
Coachman’s music begins to hit as Austin grabs a Microphone from ringside.
Stone Cold: Well, do what you gotta do, you ugly Son-Of-A-Bitch, cause I will be there tonight ready to open up a CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON UMAGA, AND AFTER THAT IM GOING TO RAISE HELL ON YOUR YELLOW ASS!
Stone colds music hits as the camera goes to Ross and HBK!
Ross: Business has just picked up, after all of this what else can we expect tonight.
HBK: Tonight Austin makes his long awaited return to Raw. I want to see how this one turns out.
~The scene fades and goes to commercial and the comes back as Cryme Tyme is shown in the back, with JTG’s hand on his ear as well as Shad.~
Shad: Ready?
JTG: YEA! YEA!
Shad: Ok, let’s harmonize ourselves!
Cryme Tyme: WE GET THAT MONEY-MONEY, YEA-YEA!
Shad: No, J you gotta hold the note a little bit longer when you doin tha first yea!
Mr. Ass and Road Dogg walk into the scene and begin talking to Cryme Tyme
Road Dogg: Hoooolllld Up! You two are the NEWA tag team Champs.
JTG: Yup!
Dogg: Yall look like some sorry bitch’s.
Shad: What the hell did you say?
Dogg: Sorry…BITCH’S!
Mr. Ass: Do you undertand Boy?
Shad: Ha Haa…. Who the hell are yall to be callin tha NEWA Tag Team Champs Bitches? Looking like some broke ass male strippers.
Mr. Ass: Now listen here boy, we are the World Tag Champs! And unlike you two we had a real competion for out Titles, instead of the little guy’s, the Hardy’s. We went against a better team then those two punks, we beat the Dudley’s, not only did we beat them, we dominated them.
Shad: So, we could beat you and your boyfriend, what ever his name is.
Dogg: I am the R to tha O to tha A to tha D to tha D O Double G
JTG: YO! We don’t care who yall are. You could be Tupac, and I still wouldn’t give a damn about what your sayin.
Shad taps on JTG’s Shoulder.
Shad: Yo J!
JTG: Yea!
Shad: You know what we do to sucka’s like them.
JTG: Yea, I got cha!
JTG kicks Road Dogg in the crotch and Shad hits a Big Boot on Mr. Ass. JTG and Shad then take the World Tag Titles, and run away from the scene yelling WE GOT DEM TITLES-TITLES YEA-YEA!
The scene then goes to the Entrance Ramp. DAMN! Is heard AS FAROOQ’S MUSIC HITS! Farooq makes his was down to the ring as Fans begins to cheer him on. Farooq makes his way up the staircase and steps in-between the ropes into the ring and raises his arm in a fist.
Jessica: INTRODUCING FIRST, REPRESENTING RAW, FAROOQ!
The music stops as the fans await his opponent. STINGS MUSIC HITS AS FANS JUMP TO THEIR FEET! Sting comes out to the entrance ramp with his Baseball Bat, and begins to walk down the ramp looking at fans raising his Bat. Sting gets to the ring and jumps up to the canvas and steps between the ropes into the ring. Stings goes to the corner and raises his bat as fans continue to cheer him on. Sting jumps down and takes off his coat, and hands it and the baseball bat to the ref.
Jessica: Now Introducing Representing IMPACT, STING!
The ref rings the bell and Sting and Farooq circle each other. They lock-up, and Farooq pushes Sting back into the corner. The ref separates them and Farooq raises up his hands to show he wasn’t breaking any rules. Sting then kicks Farooq in the mid-section. Sting pulls Farooq around in and tosses him into the corner and begins to throw right. He throws 2 more and then throws a Elbow into his chest. Sting then steps up to the second ropes and begins to throw punches, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10, Sting jumps down and hits a snap-mare takeover. Sting then presses his knee into Farooq’s back and pulls back his arms in a surfboard maneuver. Sting brings up Farooq, and leans into him and presses him into the ropes and Irish Whips Farooq. Farooq bounces off of the ropes and comes back, Sting then hopes down to his stomach and Farooq jumps over him. Sting gets up and Farooq hits a shoulder block on Sting, Farooq then lifts up Sting and backhands his chest. Farooq tosses Sting into the ropes and runs to hit a clothesline. Farooq lifts up Sting and looks at the fans, Sting takes advantage of this distraction and hits Farooq in the ribs with a two rights. Sting then jumps up and rakes Farooq’s eyes. Sting runs and recoils off the ropes and hits the DDT on Farooq. Sting then grabs Farooq and steps between his legs for the Scorpion Death Lock. Farooq pulls his legs lose and kicks Sting in the stomach to the ropes. Farooq jumps up and hits Sting with a huge standing thrust spinebuster, and then goes for the pin, 1…2…STING KICKS OUT! Farooq brings up Sting and gets ready for the Dominator. Farooq lifts up Sting, bur sting wiggles his way out, and turns around and hits a chop block to the back of Farooq’s knee knocking him on his back. Sting then grabs Farooq’s legs again, AND LOCKS IN THE SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Farooq clinches his teeth and begins crawling towards the ropes. STING SITS ON FAROOQ’S BACK, AND FAROOQ BEGINS TO TAP! DING! DING! DING!
Jessica: YOUR WINNER, STING!
~Show cuts to a commercial break and comes back to the commetary~
Ross: Well, everybody what a great way to begin our program, we have already had the first picks of the night. Norman Smiley’s new home is with us on Raw, and we have lost Snitsky to Impact!
HBK: Well, thank god for the simple fact, that we don’t have to look at that ugly yellow tooth monster anymore. Well we have two more picks coming up.
“ARE YOU READY” fans jump to their feet as the camera’s go to Triple H who makes his way down the ring in his Street cloths, and his Jackhammer in his right hand. Triple H then walks up the staircase and steps in between the ropes and into the middle of the ring. Triple H walks around and lays his Jackhammer on the turnbuckle and leans over the top rope for a microphone.
HHH: Today, I came into Atlanta with one thing on mind, The NEWA Title. I deserve another chance at the belt. Cena! Doesn’t nobody deserve to hold that title more than me, THE GAME! Last nights match; I feel was the highlight of NEWA, the biggest event to ever come out of NEWA!
BOBBY LASHLEYS MUSIC HITS, AND FANS BEGINS TO CHEER HIM ON! Lashley makes his way out onto the entrance ramp in a suit with a microphone.
Lashley: Triple H, we were both in that match last night, and we saw how it ended up. I was the last in the ring with Cena, you got eliminated; thanks to me. So I should be first in line for the title. I put out a bigger effort last night tha…
Coach cuts him off as he is shown on the Titantron.
Coach: Well, gentlemen I see you are both very anxious for some NEWA gold. Both of you had your chance last night, and failed to achieve gold. How about this, Next week, since I have no one else in line for the Title, I will put you two to the test. I’m going to put you two in a fatal four-way match for the Number-one contender spot, for the NEWA Heavyweight Title.
Randy Orton slides in behind HHH and JUMPS TO HIT THE RKO ON HIM AND Lashley drops the microphone and begins to take off his jacket and walks down toward the ring and gets ringside as Orton calls him out. Lashley slides in the ring and Orton slides out. GOLDBERG THEN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SPEARS LASHLEY AND JUMPS BACK UP! GOLDBERG LIFTS UP LASHLEY AND HITS THE JACKHAMMER!
Coach: And Introducing your two opponents, Randy Orton, AND NEWA’S NEWEST SUPERSTAR, GOLDBERG!
The show cuts to a commercial and then comes back to McMahon’s office!
McMahon: Well Guys, You have each picked another name for the Draft.
Taker: I chose Umaga!
Coach: Wait Up! What about tonight Main Event, between him and Umaga?
McMahon: Well since this is a special occasion How about we keep the match, but it will be for the final trade in the draft.
Coach: Okay!
McMahon: So Coach, who was your pick?
Coach: Well, Mr. McMahon I have Chosen Kane!
Taker: To bad, he will never be able to wrestle again, after I sent him back to Hell, WHERE HE BELONGS!
