Okay fine, here is a review. I expect a return one in my first UCW show though...
HBK vs. Undertaker
How is it possible Undertaker wins a Cruiserweight title? He is WAY too big. Plus, how did he "duck" a flying elbow? And how the hell could Taker pull of a Shooting Star Press. It would be a funny sight, sure, but stupid all the same.
Big Show vs. Mark Henry
First off, stupid promo. Secondly, why would Cena and Batista interfere? What have they got to do with Show and Henry? Will this result in a fued?
Miz and Morrison vs. Jesse and Festus
Jesse gave a power-bomb? How the hell?
R-Truth vs. Kane
Kane lost because...R-Truth hit a spinning elbow from the ground. Talk about athleticism. That pwns even Shelton Benjamin!
Jeff Hardy vs. Edge
Never occured, because you seemed to busy turning the Highlight Reel into a match. Moron.
John Cena vs. Batista
After reading the first line, I fully expected them both to begin making out. after they declared themselves co-champions...when is the Live-Sex Celebration?
Show sucked, go away.