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catlady

The People's Champion
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1.) Just got fired from their job - deth - would probably flick a few people off & go home and eat a taco.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson - would talk himself into jail after only running a red light.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane - would spend it on helping people cause she cares! dammit!
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - ZERO - his boyfriend is a slut.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson - well... Brie would likely be locked in a closet somewhere.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Senhor Perfect - forgot his depends (hehehehe)
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Crayo - we all know Cray Cray... we all know.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Farooq (not sure what his name is now) - would have the most epic Victoria Secret bra & panty party... EVER!
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Jonathan - we all know you recorded it & leaked it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere.- CM Punk - he would outlive me.. he's Canadian. We all know Zombies don't like the other white meat.
 

Danielson

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1.) Just got fired from their job - deth - would probably flick a few people off & go home and eat a taco.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson - would talk himself into jail after only running a red light.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane - would spend it on helping people cause she cares! dammit!
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - ZERO - his boyfriend is a slut.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson - well... Brie would likely be locked in a closet somewhere.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Senhor Perfect - forgot his depends (hehehehe)
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Crayo - we all know Cray Cray... we all know.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Farooq (not sure what his name is now) - would have the most epic Victoria Secret bra & panty party... EVER!
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Jonathan - we all know you recorded it & leaked it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere.- CM Punk - he would outlive me.. he's Canadian. We all know Zombies don't like the other white meat.

YES SHE WOULD! WOOOOOOO DANIELSON > BRIE
 

Aids Johnson

The Beast
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1.) Just got fired from their job - Aids Johnson - He gets fired from a new job in 2 months
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson - Goes to jail
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds Jonathan - Give it all to wweforums for MOD
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Xanth , Crayo banged his girl - They end up having make up sex
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Seabs, I won't pick myself.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Adam Aries - He's still at that age me thinks.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - JeebaK burn in hell
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Dat Chocolate From Jersey- Invites everyone over for a game sesh
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Scarlette - Shares a public photo
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Britanica - Saves the world

:finger: how did you know about my last bartending job only being 2 months?
 
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Lady Deathbane

thanks for the unban, lmao
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1.) Just got fired from their job - Crayo could easily find another pimp as British ones sell more in America.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - I can picture Danielson just being totally chill about it... if they don't find his weed.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane because that kid rocks and she deserves it. #Lady4BestMod
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Erm, toughie... honestly, I can picture Dolph'sZiggler just being like "wow, fuck this" and just walk out of the room.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson, who the fuck else? He'd probably spam the vote everyday, lmao.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - CrayJ Lee because of dat ass.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Does anyone live in the south? erm... whoever does, then them, lol.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Well... Xanth needs to put his food somewhere.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Well, deth and Dat Chocolate From Jersey know more pornstars than any other guy I know, so the likeliness of either of them seeing their parent's sex tape is a lot higher than anyone else's, lmao
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Me and Solidus faced many zombies before. Only we know how to craft the perfect diamond sword to defeat them all.
 
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Super Saiyan Goku

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1.) Just got fired from their job - deth - would probably flick a few people off & go home and eat a taco.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson - would talk himself into jail after only running a red light.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane - would spend it on helping people cause she cares! dammit!
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - ZERO - his boyfriend is a slut.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson - well... Brie would likely be locked in a closet somewhere.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Senhor Perfect - forgot his depends (hehehehe)
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Crayo - we all know Cray Cray... we all know.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Farooq (not sure what his name is now) - would have the most epic Victoria Secret bra & panty party... EVER!
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Jonathan - we all know you recorded it & leaked it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere.- CM Punk - he would outlive me.. he's Canadian. We all know Zombies don't like the other white meat.

fuck off asshole I ownly like woman! and u know if u knew u would wanted me and stop denius it!
 
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Lady Deathbane

thanks for the unban, lmao
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fuck off asshole I ownly like woman! and u know if u knew u would wanted me and stop denius it!
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Rogue

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kassiusohno
1.) Just got fired from their job - Crayo could easily find another pimp as British ones sell more in America.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - I can picture Danielson just being totally chill about it... if they don't find his weed.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane because that kid rocks and she deserves it. #Lady4BestMod
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Erm, toughie... honestly, I can picture Dolph'sZiggler just being like "wow, fuck this" and just walk out of the room.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson, who the fuck else? He'd probably spam the vote everyday, lmao.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - CrayJ Lee because of dat ass.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Does anyone live in the south? erm... whoever does, then them, lol.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Well... Xanth needs to put his food somewhere.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Well, deth and Dat Chocolate From Jersey know more pornstars than any other guy I know, so the likeliness of either of them seeing their parent's sex tape is a lot higher than anyone else's, lmao
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Me and Solidus faced many zombies before. Only we know how to craft the perfect diamond sword to defeat them all.

My cousin may be hot and I may love him but not in that way.:urm:
 
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Danielson

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1.) Just got fired from their job - Crayo could easily find another pimp as British ones sell more in America.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - I can picture Danielson just being totally chill about it... if they don't find his weed.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Lady Deathbane because that kid rocks and she deserves it. #Lady4BestMod
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Erm, toughie... honestly, I can picture Dolph'sZiggler just being like "wow, fuck this" and just walk out of the room.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson, who the fuck else? He'd probably spam the vote everyday, lmao.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - CrayJ Lee because of dat ass.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Does anyone live in the south? erm... whoever does, then them, lol.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Well... Xanth needs to put his food somewhere.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Well, deth and Dat Chocolate From Jersey know more pornstars than any other guy I know, so the likeliness of either of them seeing their parent's sex tape is a lot higher than anyone else's, lmao
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Me and Solidus faced many zombies before. Only we know how to craft the perfect diamond sword to defeat them all.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LhhoyfjMOI
 
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