Member vs Situation

[Dat Kid1]

you'd probably blame it on the fact you are a vagitarian. An oily fish specialist. King of the fatty oils. Destroyer of the guppies.

Destroyer of guppies. I actually like that, I'm taking it.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Destroyer of guppies. I actually like that, I'm taking it.

OH HELL NO! IT MY CONTENT

 

[Jonathan]

1.) Just got fired from their job - Crayo he'd just laugh at them, go *LALALALALALALALALALALALA* to drown out their shouting and walk off.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson :troll:
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Jonathan I barely ever spend money, I'd put it into stocks or some shit.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Crayo he'd join in.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson no explanation needed
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Xanth does it on a daily basis...
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - @Rysenburg as he is
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Britanica for all her pets
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Rysenberg he hears them most nights so seeing them will probably be a bonus for him,
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - SgtWhale, the best at Zombies 1:

 

[Rogue]

1. Seabs - It takes a big man to walk away
2. Aids Johnson - He's used to it
3. Britanica - She'd spend it all on animals
4. Lady Deathbane - Would make it a three way
5. Danielson - Probably would be quiet the whole time keeping the fangirling to himself
6. Crayo - Again??
7. Jonathan - Dude,I liked her first
8. Xanth - He needs one big enough to support him
9. Adam Aries - He liked it
10. GrammarNazi82 - She'd keep them on lock down

 

[Dat Kid1]

1.) Just got fired from their job - leojay . Keep calm & possum
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Jonathan . Not really, but it'd be funny to see that scenario
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Rysenberg . Spends it all on Live Jasmin
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Crayo . Assuming Xanth is his best friend I think Crayo would laugh at the situation.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson . He'd be so polite. "Can I get you something to drink? Sandwich? Blowjob? DB: What was that? Danny: "Nothing"
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - deth. He already smells like crap.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Britanica . Gives each one of her cats their own room.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Rysenberg . Would probably fap to it to.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Aids Johnson . He'd kill em all DUI hit & run style

 

[Aids Johnson]

1.) Just got fired from their job Cloud
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds Dat Chocolate From Jersey and he loses it within 2 years. #Failure.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Shadoxicity caught Crayo with Xanth No one felt any pity. ity:
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Senhor Perfect could you imagine how jelly your bf would be?
6.) Just crapped themselves in public deth enough said.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin ZERO is related to BrockLesnarFanForLife #YOURWELCOME ipebomb:
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion Rainman and it doesnt have electricity
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Didnt a member here have that ashley happen? Either way DKJames you deserve it
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Jonathan You're finally going to get laid.

Suck my dick, every last one of you.

 

[David5150]

1.) Just got fired from their job - Aids Johnson would give his boss aids.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson for giving everyone aids.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Austin1 and blow it all off in the playboy mansion
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf? Lady Deathbane she would jump in the action
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson and would never let him go
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Jonathan would proceed to eating it
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Fullofit and would take a picture of her naked and send it to JwabTV
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - JwabTV and would burn it down
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Fullofit and would video tape it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Adam Aries and would fisherman suplex them all.

 

[Danielson]

1.) Just got fired from their job - leojay . Keep calm & possum
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Jonathan . Not really, but it'd be funny to see that scenario
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Rysenberg . Spends it all on Live Jasmin
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Crayo . Assuming Xanth is his best friend I think Crayo would laugh at the situation.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson . He'd be so polite. "Can I get you something to drink? Sandwich? Blowjob? DB: What was that? Danny: "Nothing"
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - deth. He already smells like crap.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Lady Deathbane . It's not the first time that's happened to her, she's used to it.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Britanica . Gives each one of her cats their own room.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Rysenberg . Would probably fap to it to.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Aids Johnson . He'd kill em all DUI hit & run style

lmfao

 

[Danielson]

1.) Just got fired from their job Cloud
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds Dat Chocolate From Jersey and he loses it within 2 years. #Failure.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Shadoxicity caught Crayo with Xanth No one felt any pity. ity:
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Senhor Perfect could you imagine how jelly your bf would be?
6.) Just crapped themselves in public deth enough said.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin ZERO is related to BrockLesnarFanForLife #YOURWELCOME ipebomb:
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion Rainman and it doesnt have electricity
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Didnt a member here have that ashley happen? Either way DKJames you deserve it
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Jonathan You're finally going to get laid.

Suck my dick, every last one of you.

My butt hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Rogue]

1.) Just got fired from their job Cloud
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds Dat Chocolate From Jersey and he loses it within 2 years. #Failure.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Shadoxicity caught Crayo with Xanth No one felt any pity. ity:
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Senhor Perfect could you imagine how jelly your bf would be?
6.) Just crapped themselves in public deth enough said.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin ZERO is related to BrockLesnarFanForLife #YOURWELCOME ipebomb:
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion Rainman and it doesnt have electricity
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Didnt a member here have that ashley happen? Either way DKJames you deserve it
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Jonathan You're finally going to get laid.

Suck my dick, every last one of you.

I hope Xanth was on top.:aries:

 

[Jonathan]

1.) Just got fired from their job - Aids Johnson would give his boss aids.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - Aids Johnson for giving everyone aids.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - Austin1 and blow it all off in the playboy mansion
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf? Lady Deathbane she would jump in the action
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Danielson and would never let him go
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Jonathan would proceed to eating it
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Fullofit and would take a picture of her naked and send it to JwabTV
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - JwabTV and would burn it down
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Fullofit and would video tape it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. - Adam Aries and would fisherman suplex them all.

WTF :dafuq:

 

[Crayo]

I'm in so many people's #4. Dammit.

 

[Danielson]

1.) Just got fired from their job - Aids Johnson - He gets fired from a new job in 2 months
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson - Goes to jail
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds Jonathan - Give it all to wweforums for MOD
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Xanth , Crayo banged his girl - They end up having make up sex
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Seabs, I won't pick myself.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - Adam Aries - He's still at that age me thinks.
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - JeebaK burn in hell
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - Dat Chocolate From Jersey- Invites everyone over for a game sesh
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - Scarlette - Shares a public photo
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Britanica - Saves the world

 

[Jonathan]

I'm in so many people's #4. Dammit.

At least @Rysenburg is most #9

 

[Aids Johnson]

I'm in so many people's #4. Dammit.

Compare them to my time spent in #2. 2-3 more additions and ill be spending time in jail blues.