Member vs Situation

[catlady]

Pick the member who would handle the given situation the best...
What would they do?


1.) Just got fired from their job
2.) Got pulled over by the cops
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan
6.) Just crapped themselves in public
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad
10.) Zombies. Everywhere.

 

[Farooq]

1.) Just got fired from their job. Crayo would work for Wrestle Zone.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops. Dat Kid would be sent to jail, because he's black.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds. Xanth is a million pounds, so I guess he would put on to much weight and send the Earth to the sun.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf. Deth would make it a threesome.
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan. Danielson would probally try to seduce Bryan into gay marriage.
6.) Just crapped themselves in public. Dammit Lady Deathbane, not again!!
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin. Well Rainman is from the South, so I can accept it.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion. Brit would fill it with dogs and pussy.
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad. Jonothan would fap to it.
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Grammarnazi would correct their growling and tell them to fuck off.

 

[Ovaldinho]

1.) Just got fired from their job - Muuuftah would kill the boss
2.) Got pulled over by the cops - ZERO would kill the cops because he got super power
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds - @Mythical George would spend it on Weed and Indy wrassling DVDs
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf - Larsosc would join in
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan - Adam Aries would kidnap him until he taught Adam how to wrestle
6.) Just crapped themselves in public - SupernaturalJag would eat it
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin - Marshall would marry them
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion - PoPo would burn it down
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad - JwabTV would masturbate to it
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Austin1 would proceed to have sex with them

 

[Snowman1]

1.) Just got fired from their job: Crayo. It's not like he's getting any money from us noobs leeching off us anyway.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops: Aids Johnson is used to it by now.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds: Dat Chocolate From Jersey because I'm racist and needed a black guy for this spot.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf: Iizuka will just film it lol
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan: Danielson is probably completely getting so many tags from this
6.) Just crapped themselves in public: Leo C'sidol Triple H can handle it so so can he, brother
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin: Nobody can be perfect, even GrammarNazi82 has the unfortunate distinction of being from Alabama.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion: Lady Deathbane. Just seems like she won't change with money
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad: Senhor Perfect, obviously
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Great Saiyaman, all the video gaming experience should help + the lack of whatever mental illness you all suffer from to think 360 > PS3

 

[Aids Johnson]

2.) Got pulled over by the cops: Aids Johnson is used to it by now.

First name basis and everything ity2: Fucker.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Grammarnazi would correct their growling and tell them to fuck off.

Yes, yes I would. :boss1:

 

[GrammarNazi82]

7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin: Nobody can be perfect, even GrammarNazi82 has the unfortunate distinction of being from Alabama.

:dafuq:

Dude! 1: How dare you! The nerve of some people! I can't believe you'd say such a thing. And here I was thinking you were all nice and shit. Gah.

Spoiler

My cousin's hot tho. :gusta:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

1.) Just got fired from their job: Crayo. It's not like he's getting any money from us noobs leeching off us anyway.
2.) Got pulled over by the cops: Aids Johnson is used to it by now.
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds: Dat Chocolate From Jersey because I'm racist and needed a black guy for this spot.
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf: Iizuka will just film it lol
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan: Danielson is probably completely getting so many tags from this
6.) Just crapped themselves in public: Leo C'sidol Triple H can handle it so so can he, brother
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin: Nobody can be perfect, even GrammarNazi82 has the unfortunate distinction of being from Alabama.
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion: Lady Deathbane. Just seems like she won't change with money
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad: Senhor Perfect, obviously
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Great Saiyaman, all the video gaming experience should help + the lack of whatever mental illness you all suffer from to think 360 > PS3

Lol, obviously! WTF? 1:

 

[Aids Johnson]

Lol, obviously! WTF? 1:

#YOURWELCOME ipebomb:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

1.) Just got fired from their job
deth. Like Kramer he was never really working there.

2.) Got pulled over by the cops
GrammarNazi82 cause boobs.

3.) Won a million dollars/pounds
Me cause I want it so bad!

4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf
Crayo cause he'd join Xanth fucking Ryan

5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan
Me again. We could compare beard growing techniques.

6.) Just crapped themselves in public
Xanth I hear obese people shart a lot.

7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
Aids Johnson for many reasons

8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion
Xanth finally a place with doorways he can fit through.

9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad
Rainman for revenge, lol.

10.) Zombies. Everywhere.
Xanth he wouldn't be the only one eating people anymore

Spoiler

sorry Xanth :

 

[Hannah Bee]

1.) Just got fired from their job Stopspot
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Dat Chocolate From Jersey
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Danielson
6.) Just crapped themselves in public
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Adam Aries
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Xanth

 

[GrammarNazi82]

2.) Got pulled over by the cops
GrammarNazi82 cause boobs.

Happened just this morning, in fact.

 

[Dat Kid1]

1.) Just got fired from their job Stopspot
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Dat Chocolate From Jersey
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Danielson
6.) Just crapped themselves in public
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Adam Aries
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Xanth

Actually I'd probably handle that the worse

 

[Shadie T]

1.) Just got fired from their job Stopspot
2.) Got pulled over by the cops Aids Johnson
3.) Won a million dollars/pounds
4.) Caught their best friend sleeping with their bf/gf Dat Chocolate From Jersey
5.) Won a contest to spend the whole day with Daniel Bryan Danielson
6.) Just crapped themselves in public
7.) Found out they were in love with their cousin
8.) Just inherited a HUGE mansion
9.) Saw a leaked sex tape of their mom/dad Adam Aries
10.) Zombies. Everywhere. Xanth

Twas a very traumatic event.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Actually I'd probably handle that the worse

you'd probably blame it on the fact you are a vagitarian. An oily fish specialist. King of the fatty oils. Destroyer of the guppies.