Ah, hello there. I'm a shy (desperate?) single chick who doesn't post much and on behalf of all of my kind and the people of this thread I'd like to say something.
First, none of the things said so far in this thread come anywhere near the creep factor that I hear on a daily basis, or whenever a woman's match comes on and I'm in chat. These are good people having a good and fairly PG-13 time and who are you to judge them?
Which brings me to my second point, who you are (apparently). You're here to find some shy desperate single chick who doesn't post much so you can talk to her? How is that not the creepiest fucking thing ever said on this site? You actually take the time to go into a thread that has a topic you have no interest in because you think someone who people probably don't know very well (because they don't talk much) will be there so you can take advantage of them? Yes, I know you said "talk to them" but I'm not an idiot. What do you need them to be "desperate" for and someone who isn't well known around here because they are shy if you aren't wanting to take advantage of that fact?
This is predatory behaviour so I seriously hope you are joking about it or I'd recommend you be removed from this site.
Maybe if you didn't spend your time creeping around threads for prey you wouldn't have to try to understand the perfectly normal amount of sexy guy drooling going on here. It wasn't meant for you and the appropriate thing to do once you realize that is to move on. Not insult and berate people for having a perfectly acceptable good time.
Ok, I think you may have read way too deep into a post which was meant almost entirely as an over the top joke, written while half asleep and half drunk (still trying to figure out which half I want to make whole). My original post/joke was simply gonna be me saying I should be on the poll, but then I changed my mind and was gonna go Zoolander, but then I thought it might offend people too much who are taking the thread seriously. So I tried going overboard playing off my reputation I guess you'd say? Idk. Basically just trying to ironically (and not seriously) give shit to people for the "guy drooling" because the "girl droolers" always get the same shit.
As for the second part, rereading it now, it does maybe come off as creepy to someone who doesn't know my usual tone. It was meant as a joke, because as far as I know of there's only like, the 3 women who posted in here that are actually ever active on this site cuz it's a bunch of dudes. But assuming you wanted to take it seriously...the reason for the shy part is because of what I just said, basically meaning if there's other chicks on here besides those 3, then they're certainly shy because I legit never see them post anywhere. Desperate just meaning desperate enough to put up with talking to me. Didn't mean anything crazy like what you interpreted it to be.
Again, I don't creep around threads for "prey" because I don't go around looking for love or whatever on here. I literally just look at the homepage that shows the most recent thread for each section and go to stuff I think I can contribute to, either with jokes or actual content. Figured I knew everyone in this thread (besides probably Asuka) well enough and vice versa for everyone to read it, perhaps get a small chuckle at my expense, and move on. Guess i was shown wrong
(Sorry Jacob, would've taken this to PM, but wanted to leave it in here for everyone to read so that hopefully people would understand I was trying to joke, and to apologize to everyone. Feel free to keep or delete the posts, don't mind either way. But yeah, now gonna try to find the unsubscribe to thread button...)