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Kiffy Lube

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Okay, BLK JEEZ.
 

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Kiffy Lube

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Oh sorry that would be Sabian.
 

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Them's fightin' words!
 

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I only fight midgets.
 

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Every punch is a low blow.
 

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Every kick is a head shot.
 

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Haha.

He waved at the fans and then placed the microphone near his mouth as he spoke into it.
 

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That sounds like something from an e-fed promo.
 

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Show me e-fed promo!

90 pts!
 

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Walking to the ring, stumbling, looking around around. Sloppily get into the ring under the bottom rope. The mic magically appears in my hand.

"Hello WORLD, I am G.Q. Hustle. Future World Champion of World Wrestling Corporations of International Appeal."

Hustle leaves the ring hastily before anybody can begin to care.
 

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Worst part was I was quoting your opponent.
 

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I kind of figured.

G.Q. Hustle is a great wrestling name as it is, better than Chucho. I keep thinking he spelt Churro wrong and just left it.
 

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Appearently, Chucho is Guatemalan for dog.
 

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According to the great google. That Chucho = Mutt. Great Job
 
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