Lumberjack Club

[Kiffy Lube]

Does anybody really get sick of looking at me? I doubt it. I'm sure even the people booing me have posters of me up in there rooms... or even that workout tape I put out a few years ago. It didn't get much acclaim, but the people that used it can't argue with the results.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Sorry dude.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Now I look like an a-hole. Thanks.

Apologizing to lyrics. or e-fed. Fuck it I can't keep up.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Bobby Beach pulls a comb out of nowhere probably his pocket.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Wait... Wait.... Waitress

You didn't have to apologize for anything anyways. Going to Crookston is bad enough.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Hahaha, more people should demand drinks while they are cutting a promo.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I think I'm going to hire Isaac from Love Boat then.

 

[jax_the_ax]

You definitely need a butler if the crappy staff screws up a screwdriver.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Benson probably needs a job.

 

[jax_the_ax]

So when does the Tragedy unfold?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It's scheduled for today.

 

[jax_the_ax]

A complete day of Tragedy?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[jax_the_ax]

Tragedy

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I was just seeing if the calendar would let me do such a thing.