Soccer..."OWWW YOU GRAZED ME WITH YOUR TOE! ::falls on ground:: Gimme a fuckin break you pussy.
@ American Football players wearing pads.
That is all.
LMAO, definitely.
I cannot stand soccer. Maybe it is just because I am A) American and B) White or maybe a combination of both. I just never understood it. Even in gym in grade school we used to play soccer. I would be standing there like "WTF do you want me to do?" The ball came to me once and I tried being all badass and bounced it off my head and it ended up going over the fence, losing the ball lol. Hated soccer ever since.