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You know lashley is going to get the hell beaten out of him by Umaga, funny cause Vince when confronted by Trump said that he wasnt able to wreslte anymore yet he would rather get in the ring with this big black guy. NWO rematch should be ok, I think HBK will walk out on Cena this time like Batista did to Taker.
Soulpower
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RAW last night was... unimpressive. We knew JBL wasn't going to wrestle, but I was expecting a replacement and oh I don't know, an actual match. Instead we got the usual 15 minute promo to start RAW and one of the most predictable SCM in recent memory. So after this long segment, we obviously got some wrestling, right? WRONG!! We had another segment The Masterlock Challenge... Which lost what little credibility it had left as Lashley broke it like it was nothing.
After some more boring segments backstage.... We finally have out first match of the night.
We had the Battle Royal for Edge's spot in the MITB and Edge did what he always does.. Pretend to be hurt then when there's one guy left he goes back to the ring and wins it... How do people not know that he's going to do that? And did anyone else feel bad for Flair when he botched going over the top rope?
Then we had our squash of the night as Umaga kills Eugene and then Vince gives Eugene a haircut.... Down to OVW for Eugene I suppose.
Then we had our trash of the night, as Melina and Candice had a bra and panties match, it was what it was and, DAMN!! Melina has a nice ass! Its like Jell-O. After the match Ashely walks down to the ring and starts fighting Melina until our savior, my new favorite wrestler, The Great Khali comes down to the ring, he goes after Lashley, Lawler tries to help and is hit with the Chokebomb.
After more commercials, we get Grisham to replace Lawler, because its not like JBL was in the building. We get Jeff Hardy vs Randy Orton and what should be a decent match last about three and a half minutes. Hardy climbs the ladder and does the Ultra-Mega Extreme Leg Drop over said ladder.
ANd in the ME, I lost all my faith in wrestling and literally felt sick. Chris Benoit, the submission specialist, who's only tapped out to the likes of Jericho and Lesnar tapos out to the STFU, not only does he tap, but the only offense that Cena got in were the 5 moves of doom.... A terrible ending to what was a terrible show.
After some more boring segments backstage.... We finally have out first match of the night.
We had the Battle Royal for Edge's spot in the MITB and Edge did what he always does.. Pretend to be hurt then when there's one guy left he goes back to the ring and wins it... How do people not know that he's going to do that? And did anyone else feel bad for Flair when he botched going over the top rope?
Then we had our squash of the night as Umaga kills Eugene and then Vince gives Eugene a haircut.... Down to OVW for Eugene I suppose.
Then we had our trash of the night, as Melina and Candice had a bra and panties match, it was what it was and, DAMN!! Melina has a nice ass! Its like Jell-O. After the match Ashely walks down to the ring and starts fighting Melina until our savior, my new favorite wrestler, The Great Khali comes down to the ring, he goes after Lashley, Lawler tries to help and is hit with the Chokebomb.
After more commercials, we get Grisham to replace Lawler, because its not like JBL was in the building. We get Jeff Hardy vs Randy Orton and what should be a decent match last about three and a half minutes. Hardy climbs the ladder and does the Ultra-Mega Extreme Leg Drop over said ladder.
ANd in the ME, I lost all my faith in wrestling and literally felt sick. Chris Benoit, the submission specialist, who's only tapped out to the likes of Jericho and Lesnar tapos out to the STFU, not only does he tap, but the only offense that Cena got in were the 5 moves of doom.... A terrible ending to what was a terrible show.
Yep....
that was the worst bunch of crap i've sat through in a LONG time, cena over benoit with a tap out PUH-LEEEEEEEEZE!!!! Makes me hate cena even more, but totally leaves me with the idea that wrestling doesn't matter any more, it's all marketability to the wwe, they can keep puttin garbage on but i won't waste my time on it.
that was the worst bunch of crap i've sat through in a LONG time, cena over benoit with a tap out PUH-LEEEEEEEEZE!!!! Makes me hate cena even more, but totally leaves me with the idea that wrestling doesn't matter any more, it's all marketability to the wwe, they can keep puttin garbage on but i won't waste my time on it.
Heres how I think the 2 matches for next week show will go......
First,Vince Mcmahon vs Bobby "Black Lesnar" Lashley(we in the IWC need to come up with a better nickname for him cause his nothing like Lesnar)sometime during the show Vince will make the match No Hold Barred and that Lashley HAS TO have one hand tied behind his back(umm didn't we see this happen like 9 years ago??).On to the match,They'll have a stare down Vince gets in Bobby's face and says "who the hell do you think you are?? I'm Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon damit I own you" Billion dollar bitch slap Lashley gets mad and starts to go after Vince but out comes UUUUUUUUUmage who kicks his ass and then Vince gets the 1.....2.........3
Next,No Way Out rematch:The Undertaker and Batista vs John Cena and Shawn Micheals.Since the Lashley-Mcmahon match takes up all the time this match will be left with 10 minutes.But Takers entrance will take about 5 minutes so it will be left with 5 minutes.A couple of minutes in all hell breaks loose when Batista and Taker start brawling around ringside and through the crowd,Cena will be watching the brawl but when he turns around WHAAAAAAAAMMMMMM finally Shawn hits some sweet chin music he then picks up the belt and looks at it as the show comes to an end.
First,Vince Mcmahon vs Bobby "Black Lesnar" Lashley(we in the IWC need to come up with a better nickname for him cause his nothing like Lesnar)sometime during the show Vince will make the match No Hold Barred and that Lashley HAS TO have one hand tied behind his back(umm didn't we see this happen like 9 years ago??).On to the match,They'll have a stare down Vince gets in Bobby's face and says "who the hell do you think you are?? I'm Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon damit I own you" Billion dollar bitch slap Lashley gets mad and starts to go after Vince but out comes UUUUUUUUUmage who kicks his ass and then Vince gets the 1.....2.........3
Next,No Way Out rematch:The Undertaker and Batista vs John Cena and Shawn Micheals.Since the Lashley-Mcmahon match takes up all the time this match will be left with 10 minutes.But Takers entrance will take about 5 minutes so it will be left with 5 minutes.A couple of minutes in all hell breaks loose when Batista and Taker start brawling around ringside and through the crowd,Cena will be watching the brawl but when he turns around WHAAAAAAAAMMMMMM finally Shawn hits some sweet chin music he then picks up the belt and looks at it as the show comes to an end.
the dark knight
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fuck raw if its gonna be like this every week . the masterlock challenge shouldnt've been broken . especially by someone like lashley who doesnt have a thing called charisma , jbl shit looked so obvious , mcmahons't was nuhtin but waste of time AND benoit tappin out for cena ? WTF . is the wwe out of its mind ? thank god they didnt book cena vs taker in mania . he would've broken the streak 2 :S
raw was lame. i really liked last weeks show, and compared to that i was realy let down. the main event next week of vince and lashley is stupid, they're completely contradicting the thing that started this whole storyline, but oh well.
i used to like Cena ,but now he is too overrated. Why must the Wwe give him a long steak with the title. Wwe would never do that with any other superstar, not even a legend like Taker or HBK. Im not bitchin about Cena, or trying to annoy his fans, but the fact is that he has had that belt for a rediculisy long time. I think HBK will take the belt off of him at mania.
Couldnt agree more. I started watching after the first hour. I wish I could have atleast seen the battle royal, but then again I would probably have been angry with the trash ending that Edge pulls over and over and over and over again.
The Umaga-Eugene match with the haircut is where I got to start. The irate Vince was nothing more than boring and deserved a strong "boring" chant, or "we want wrestling," or even "TNA."
Then we get another useless segment. A Bra and Pannies Match, whoo! Like I havent seen that a hundred times. Sorry guys, I am married and I have a smoken hot wife, no need for this useless match. Then we get Ashley to come out only to get a beatdown from Khali? Why? Does the WWE writers think they are so pushing two storylines at once with Melina trashing the Playmate girls and with Khali displaying his dominace? The whole segment was lame and Kane didnt even make an appearence. Instead we get an attempted save by The King.
Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton was decent, nothing special. It looked as if Jeff botched the leg drop, and really didnt get that much of Randy and actually hurt himself more.
The ending to the Cena-Benoit match couldnt have been more horrible. Benoit, who is massively strong himself, and very technical sound wrestler, in my opinion, dominates Cena. Takes Cena to school and shows him how it's done. And the same predicitible ending happens, Cena wins and makes Benoit tap out. Now I understand that John Cena cannot be defeated clean. It makes sense, John Cena is the WWE Champion, he is the biggest fan favorite in the WWE, and he is less than two weeks away to his match at WM. But make Benoit tap out? Come on! Shawn Michaels should have either interfered in the match and caused Cena to lose, interfered and caused the match to be ended, or Benoit should have of all things, been pinned after an FU. But causing Benoit to lose via submission makes Benoit look so weak. It seemed as if he wasnt in the STFU for even that long. I am a Cena fan and I am even getting sick of him. I am tired of Cena only doing the same stupid moves, every match. It has finally got to me after the last two years. I am tired of writers, or whoever, not allowing him to have a more diverse set of moves. It looks so pitiful when Benoit can out wrestle Cena the whole match and then be defeated on one move after the 6 moves of doom.
Who cares? The master lock should have broken eons ago and pretty much has been. Every time somebody was about to break that crap, Masters lets go and then does something cheap and then reapplies it. So then the announcers tell everyone it still hasnt been broken, what a load of crap. I could have sworn that the last time John Cena was in it when his WWE Championship was on the line that he broke it. But the WWE always likes to act like the fans are so forgetful and events never happened. I am so glad this crap has finally come to an end and now Chris Masters has nothing good going for him.