Last Chance AssWads....Meet My Dick's Demands!

[KenFan4life]

Seriously....:evil:
I'm like....got a lot of Material and shit....most of them (hopefully) funny and shit....but I ain't gonna post it....til you gawdamn admins meet my dick's demands!!!!! :music_band:



Or I "WALK".....:Smilie:


and hell in a thread will remain as gay and shit as it is....


"cuz it just feels so empty without meeee..."-said a nickleback-mutha'-fucka by tha' name of Slim Shady...




seriously....


ok....


My Dick's Demands are for....


-Jas&Rell to confess their love fo-each other....

-People to Give Ma' Black ass some actual credit for' my cum...
-and to be freed from my imprisonment here....seriously....it sucks being anchared Down to one area of a forum....
its like that film "The Terminal"....where I'm like that Tim Hanks character and I'm stuck in tha' same spot and shit....ya-know...

seriously....


-and last request on my dick's demands....


NAME CHANGE!


a KenFan Name Change...

I want my new name to be....


"Gangsta-Pissy-Clown-Cum-Juicy Jake jizz-El Diablo-TacoLoco-Negro of Black Beards...ya-heard?!"


and if my dick's demands are not met by tommorrow at 4 pm central united states time....then My ass Goin' to Be' Gone For a Long-Long-longggggg TIME.....:scooter:

 

[J]

Bad new KenFan. You like last month when it comes to IWF. Santino has moved in and filled your spot. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

 

[KenFan4life]

....sooo...uhh..


no more "bowing to my cow ni'ggers!"


?...



(reliant k's "MAD DEATH DICK ANNIAHLATER" tunes kick in)...



*leaves*

 

[Nation]

Santino is the man but KenFan is the best. Please meet his demands. KenFan can save Hell in a Thread!

 

[KenFan4life]

but tha' quick question is...



"would I want too....?"


(intense "24" tunes kick in)

 

[Qwake]

Santino is funny (I wonder who he is) but Kenfan is Kenfan!!! I say answer his demands or HIAT is officially fucked unless Rell or someone makes a special appearance or comeback! :g:

 

[This Guy]

Rell can't save HIAT, and neither can Kenfan... You can't save what is already dead.

And even if we were to meet Ken's demands....that username is way too long.

 

[Hometown Kid]

Rell can't save HIAT, and neither can Kenfan... You can't save what is already dead.

Deep down inside...I know it's dead...*holds up burlap sack and laughs maniacally*

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Dylan's lame and he's still alive >_>

 

[Qwake]

holds up burlap sack and laughs maniacally

So, Dylan's avatar describes him, he is "insane"! I guess that's why he likes Naruto >_>

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

Why are we talking about Dylan?

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Because it's better than talking to you. Uh oh ... I mentioned El Joo. I must try to save this post:

Dylan

 

[Evil Austin]

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[LadyHotrod]

Both members are equally as annoying.

 

[Wordlife]

I vote for a stay for KenFan and I want everyone to meet his demands.... IWF needs a humorous guy like KenFan!!!