I want to start a stable. I want to be the leader of the Horsemen, PRIME Flair. Who the fuck with half a brain wants to be busted ass, geriatric Evolution Flair?? Amirite? The Nature Boy can't have a bald spot and play second fiddle to not so talented schmucks like Orton and Bob Tista.
I am declaring myself, prime, THE MAN Ric fuckin Flair. My shoes cost more than your house. All the ho's be lining up to ride Space Mountain. I'm the bitch beatin, wife cheatin, live on the West Coast'n, best wrestling postin' smoove muthafuckin Flair. Woooooo.