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Yeah I remember you asking for the change in the SmarkBox - going to work it into a storyline.
 
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Episode Three
[The Tingley Coliseum, Albuquerque, New Mexico]

The show begins none other than backstage interviewer and the woman who always has the biggest scoop Alicia Atout standing backstage with a massive smile on her face. Alicia is looking incredibly stylish, as she is given her cue and starts addressing the fans not only in the arena but also all the thousands of viewers watching at home.

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"Good evening my fellow Juice Heads - welcome to another edition of Juiced, I am your voice of reason and source of information Alicia Atout. This is the third episode of the new and improved version of the KSL and we now find ourselves in Albuquerque, New Mexico in what is guaranteed to be another high profile night of action. We have a highly anticipated main-event set for tonight with Britt Baker going one-on-one with Bayley who will be one of her opponents at Smark's House Party - in the much anticipated Triple Threat match for the KSL Women's Championship. Although it was originally planned that Anna Jay would be here tonight on commentary, we as of yet - have had no confirmation of her arrival. Either way - who ever comes out on top is going to have some serious bragging rights going into the pay per view." - Alicia Atout

Alicia put her fingers to her ear - almost as if one of the producers is saying something to her and she nods.

"We are going to cut to our first match tonight - but I will be able to offer all of you fan's a world exclusive a little bit later on tonight." - Alicia Atout

Alicia would exit the shot, as the camera would cut to the ring.

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Chris Candido by pinfall after bein’ unable hit a top rope Powerbomb, he flipped over to hit a quick sunset flip Powerbomb instead pickin’ up the win.(11:58) ***

After the match Chris Candido would be celebrating his shock victory in the ring by breaking out into a funky dance in the middle of the ring. Whilst, Brian Cage would look almost embarrassed by his loss as he would skulk towards the back in clearly what had been the intended debut he had been hoping for.

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We cut backstage where Carlito is sitting on the other side of the desk of Juiced General Manager David Arquette. Arquette has an unlit cigar sticking out the side of his mouth, and an empty glass with a half drank bottle of whisky placed on top of the table. Carlito looks a little bit nervous as he sits opposite Arquette, who seems disinterested in the man sitting in front of him. Finally Arquette would break his silence - slowly pocketing the cigar in his front pocket of the blazer he was wearing.

“Now Mr. Colon - which I must say is quite the unfortunate name, and I think you might want to legally change at some point in the near future.” - David Arquette

“Excuse me? What are you trying to say?” - Carlito


By tone in Carlito’s voice it was clear that he was genuinely surprised by what had just been said to him.

“Well kid anything that connects to one’s rectum - should be avoided as someone’s last name. But onto more important business. Now I have received word that your spot on this roster - is not guaranteed.” - David Arquette

“Not guaranteed? But I only just signed a contract with the company! It was a multi year deal!” - Carlito


Arquette smiled as he listened to Carlito before pouring himself another drink, but not actually drinking from the glass as he looked up and down Carlito.

“I am a businessman and I believe in equal opportunities. So at Smark’s House Party you are going to be booked in a match against the person who is being considered as your replacement. It will be very simple - you win and you keep your contract. You lose and they claim yours.” - David Arquette

“And who will I be facing?” - Carlito


Arquette grabs his drink and takes a long sip before smiling.

“A blow up doll - money talks! And word on the street is that this doll is a real draw!” - David Arquette

Carlito looks furious as the scene fades to black.

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Toni Storm by pinfall after hittin’ a top rope leg drop with the aid of a steel chair for more damage.(10:33)***¼

After the match as Tony was enjoying her win - the titantron screen would turn on and none other than Triple H would appear up on the screen.

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"You've got talent kid - I will give you that. You have a whole lot of potential - and perhaps with the right sort of mentorship and guidance you could go on to be one of the biggest name to ever compete in this industry. That is a big could - rather than will, so don't take this interruption as me trying to kiss up you. However - I do have a proposal for you. And all I need you to do is give me a thumbs up or a thumbs down." - Triple H

Toni Storm looked a little bit confused, whilst the crowd were showing a large amount of excitement about this whole scenario.

"Now I am sure you are more than aware that at there is some serious bad feeling between myself and Team Impact Zone. Well I've had a conversation with Mr. Arquette and I can now confirm that at Smark's House Party - there will be an elimination tag match. With a team of my choosing taking on Team Impact Zone. So - I need to know Toni - can I count you in?" - Triple H

Toni would pause for a second just to consider her options, before putting her thumb up in the air to signal she would very much be involved in the match. Much to not only Triple H's clear satisfaction, but also would be a met with a large surge of excitement from the fans.

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The cameras would cut to another area backstage where Brian Cage - where Cage had been approached by a mic'ed up camera man.

"Brian you just suffered a major upset to Chris Candido on your trial with KSL - what are you feelings having lost the match and your future with the company now being over being it even began." - Camera Man

Cage looks a little bit confused as he replies.

"Trial match? I'm not sure what you are talking to about..." - Brian Cage

Cage sounded genuinely confused - as he would be handed a piece of paper by the camera man.

"Well I'm not sure if I should be the person letting you, but David Arquette just live tweeted your contract following your loss to Candido. It turns out - that as part of your contract, until you won your first match you were working on a trial period. It seems that after losing to Candido - well your working contract as of about ten minutes ago no longer exists." - Camera Man

"But what does that actually mean?" - Brian Cage

"It means that - Camera Man

Before Cage could be given a full answer though he would be sent flying backwards as an outstretched boot would connect directly into his jaw. Only for the camera to pan to right to reveal none other than Shawn Michaels, who would just wink at the camera before walking off with a spring in his step.

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William Regal by DQ when a frustrated Hardy took Regal’s brass knuckles and used them on him. Followed it up by hittin’ a Swamton Bomb for good measure. Regal would manage to get back up to his feet once Jeff had left the ring, but certainly didn't look like a man who was in a celebatory mood. (14:16) ***

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Backstage in the locker room area Lance Storm, Kevin Owens and Bret Hart are all wearing match red tees with “O CANADA!” embroidered on the front of them. Bret is standing in the middle and slightly ahead of both Lance and Storm with a microphone in his hand.

“Now I don’t care what any of you hoosiers think - but me and my fellow Team Canada family are absolutely sick and tired of this damn country. For starters there isn’t a TIm Hortons in site - which means me and boys can’t even enjoy a double-double in the morning. God knows this American coffee is absolute garbage!” - Bret Hart

“You tell them Bret!” - Lance Storm

“This country absolutely stinks - I mean you drink soda. Soda? What a stupid name for pop. That is P-O-P - something which you damn fat sloths struggle to ever get when you walk into the arena!” - Bret Hart


“Get fucked you fat bastards!” - Kevin Owens

“But let's get down to business - Gable, Crews and Goldust - you are a bunch of American perverts and we intend to teach all three of you a lesson at this stupid house party. Us Canadians are going to storm the barricade and shut down this illegal gathering for all the loyal canucks out there! And the reason why we are doing this? Well it is simple - really simple…” - Bret

“USA SUCK!” - Team Canada


The promo ends with the trio looking really proud of themselves.

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The Koloffs by submission, Lance Storm got involved by climbing into the ring and hitting a Gable with a Superkick - whilst Bret Hart's music had started playing which had totally distracted the referee. Ivan preceded to pick up Gable and ragdoll him in a bearhug until the referee called for the bell.(6:29) **¼

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The cameras would cut backstage to Alicia Atout who was whispering backstage.

"I can confirm that a tag team that were former KSL Tag Team Champions - were just spotted entering the building through a service entrance. My lips are sealed on revealing exactly who those two individuals are - but I can confirm they are going to really shake things up here in the KSL." - Alicia Atout

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The cameras cut to the ring, with the scheduled match between Cesaro and Pentagon set to take only for the screen to go fuzzy and have a static sound to it as the transmission would cut out. After a few seconds the feed would come on again - with Lacy Von Erich standing in a dark room in an undisclosed location.

"Hunter - I thought you were a man of standards. We thought you were a man that would be worthy of being offered an invitation into our little family - but recruiting Toni Storm. Well that is just unnecessary - no one wants a third wheel involved in the relationship that is being built between the four of us." - Lacey Von Erich

The room would brighten up just enough to show Brian Knobbs and Orlando Jordan standing a little bit behind Lacey - with the two men visibly smiling.

"Hunter - we could of done this the nice way. We could all have been friends Hunter, it really is a shame you had to go and ruin what could have been such a nice thing. But you know what they say - the problems with loyalty is that everyone has a price. Even friends that help you define a whole generation. The four of us - will see you and that southern hemisphere whore very soon. Ciao for now!"

The segment ends with a four individual appearing in the shot - with their identity being hidden by a unique mask and the dim light present in the room. With everyone now left wondering - who the mystery fourth man is.

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Cesaro by pinfall after rollin' through a Package Piledriver attempt, Cesaro hit a massive uppercut and fell into the cover.(17:05) ***1/2

After the match was over - David Arquette would come out from the back flanked on both sides by about a dozen uninformed officers. Arquette would have a microphone in his hand as he would speak.

"Pentagon or Miguel or whatever name you people use below the border. It has come to my attention, from they lovely gentleman that you are an illegal immigrant and do not have the appropriate papers to work in this country. On this basis I have no other option, but to suspend you indefinitely without pay. I would advice you don't resist - as these men will be escorting you to a detention facility." - David Arquette

Pentagon, Jr. would look spooked as he would exit out the ring and disappear into the crowd as he would be chased by the enforcement agents.

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Bayley by submission after Sasha distracted Britt, Bayley cockily hit the Backstabber followed by the Bank Statement gettin’ Britt to tap out.(22:25)***3/4

As Bayley celebrated the victory - Sasha Banks had remained in the ring and just had a sadistic look on her face as she would exit the ring only to re-enter with a steel chair in her hand and proceeded to smash the chair down multiple times down onto Baker's leg. Hit after hit - she would continue to beat the crap out of Baker's leg. Before finally stopping as she would demand a microphone.

"Arquette - don't make me break her leg! All you need to do is put me in the title match this at the Pay Per View - that is all you need to do to stop all of this." - Sasha Banks

Arquette would appear on the titantron with a massive smile on his face.

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"Sasha - now unless I am not mistaken you are not a member of the Juiced Roster - so even if I wanted to place you into this contest, I would be unable to do so. As much as I am all about the 'Arquette Marquette' - and I do recognise you as being quite the draw this simply I can't do at this time. The card has been set - the GFX has been put together - and the match will be Bayley vs. Anna Jay vs. Britt Baker for the Women's Championship. Perhaps if you come speak to me after we go off air - we can talk about making you an official member of our family?" - David Arquette

"I have got a better idea David..." - Sasha Banks


Sasha would place Baker's already damage leg inside the fold of the steel chair, before clambering up onto the turnbuckle only to leap off and landing onto the chair and seemingly crushing Baker's ankle with a double foot stomp that would result in Britt letting out a loud wail of anguish. As the camera zoomed in to have a closer look, it looked as if Sasha had actually broken Baker's ankle. Banks would pick up the right thing.

"Do the right thing David or I will end this woman's career!" - Sasha Banks

Arquette looked like he was enjoying the show, much like many of the viewers and would start to clap his hands as a sign of an applause.

"Well I promised the fans a triple threat match - and I am a man of my word. And I'm not sure if I can promote a blowup doll and a cripple on the same match card - so you are provisionally in the match Miss Banks. And we will make all of this official later on tonight." - David Arquette

"You made the correct choice Mr. Arquette, you won't..." - Sasha Banks

Before Banks could say another word, Anna Jay who had been presumed as not being present would appear from under the ring apron and proceed to spin Sasha on her axis before Banks had time to realise what was going on, connected with an Arm Twist Sidekick and taking Banks down with one solid surprise attack. Anna Jay would have a massive smile across her face, as the show would come to its conclusion.
 
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For transparency reasons, I won't divulge everything but Juice and I decided we were gonna write out all Carter's wrestlers. It just so happened that I kind of lucked out with him losin' all 3 of his matches so at least that made things easier. He won't be appearin' on anymore shows.
 
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For transparency reasons, I won't divulge everything but Juice and I decided we were gonna write all Carter's wrestlers. It just so happened that I kind of lucked out with him losin' all 3 of his matches so at least that made things easier. He won't be appearin' on anymore shows.
I'm handling things differently. I have plans for both RL and Carter's guys lmao
 

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Suggest people read all the results - as Chris often says - "look for the context clues."
 
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