KIF's Sim League Reborn

[Kiffy Lube]

Didn't have to agree to that but cool.

 

[O-Blaze]

Didn't have to agree to that but cool.

Long as next time someone joins, I get to pick which two of their three I want.

 

[Just Juice]

No one draft Crews or Goldust - the last tag team champions smh

or Anna Jay

LEGACY RIP

 

[O-Blaze]

No one draft Crews or Goldust - the last tag team champions smh

or Anna Jay

LEGACY RIP

Everyone in the pool was taken. If someone wasn’t drafted , they weren’t able to be drafted.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah, nobody joined this time around as either Apollo Crews or Anna Jay.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Fuck it, I got my card here.

Fresh Presents Travesty Junction live from the Rosemont Horizon:
Volcano Match for the National Title Match: Kevin Owens(Jeff) v.s Baron Corbin(Cody) v.s Chris Kanyon(OldJay) v.s Roderick Strong(gurryman) v.s Cash Wheeler(Blaine) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)

World Title Qualifier: Lance Storm(Mitch) v.s Manami Toyota(Chris) v.s Curt Henning(Grim) v.s Jay White(Smark)

World Title Qualifier: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Triple H(Jeff) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky) v.s MASADA(Deth)

Britt Baker(Smark) v.s Yurple(Zany Clown)

Goldberg(Juice) v.s Kenny Omega(Fourth)

Bam Bam Bigelow & Vader(EC & Looch) v.s Bloodlust & David Arquette(Cody & Juice)

Charlotte Flair & Rhea Ripley(Roy Mustang) v.s Maki Itoh & Candice LeRae(Jeff & Sass)

Blade & The Butcher(OMB) v.s Team ALQAEDAH(RDK)

Sub(Roy Mustang) Open Challenge(Anyone not currently in a match may challenge)

Magnum TA(Booty) v.s Timothy Thatcher(Mitch)​

 

[O-Blaze]

Grab The Bull By The Horn
Live from Chicago

Dax HardWOOD vs Jeff Hardy

Jade vs Mandy Rose vs Jamie Hayter

Malakai Black, Jimmy Jacobs, and Atticus Coger vs The Aces

Lince Dorado vs Lash LaReoux

Terry Funk vs Sami Callahan

The Yeti vs Big Daddy V

Elimination Match for the newly made title called the “Ultimate Championship”
Chris Jericho vs The Rock vs Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins vs Steve Austin vs Brody King

(I was in a rush to wanna get this up. I’ll add the names of who has what wrestler a bit later lol)​

 

[Chris]

Funk vs Callihan is excellent booking

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'll my show later today.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

CHARLES BARKLEY Presents Fresh's Travesty Junction live from the Rosemont Horizon:
World Title Qualifier: Lance Storm(Mitch) v.s Manami Toyota(Chris) v.s Curt Henning(Grim) v.s Jay White(Smark)
Winner: Curt Henning(Grim) after a rollin’ Perfect Plex(only hit 2) on Toyota.(16:49) ***¼

Charlotte Flair & Rhea Ripley(Roy Mustang) v.s Maki Itoh & Candice LeRae(Jeff & Sass)
Winners: Maki Itoh & Candice LeRae(Jeff & Sass) after a Jumpin’ DDT followed by a Divin’ Headbutt, Maki pinned Rhea.(13:52) ****

Sub(Roy Mustang) Open Challenge v.s Titus O’Neil(gurryman)
Winner: Sub(Roy Mustang) by DQ when Titus refused to stop chokin’ him with a ringside cable.(6:26) **

Magnum TA(Booty) v.s Timothy Thatcher(Mitch)
Winner: Timothy Thatcher(Mitch) by submission when Magnum finally gave into the Fujiwara Armbar.(13:50) ***¾

Goldberg(Juice) v.s Kenny Omega(Fourth)
Winner: Kenny Omega(Fourth) by pinfall after three vicious knees to Goldberg’s face.(7:34) **½

Blade & The Butcher(OMB) v.s Team ALQAEDAH(RDK)
Winners: Team ALQAEDAH(RDK) by DQ when the match was thrown out. It got too violent.(12:46) ***¼

-announced next show Blade & The Butcher v.s Team ALQAEDAH, Falls Count Anywherre.-

World Title Qualifier: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Triple H(Jeff) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky) v.s MASADA(Deth)
Winner: MASADA(Deth) by pinfall after throwin’ a chair in Knobbs face, he quickly cradled him for a pinfall.(11:13) ***¼

Bam Bam Bigelow & Vader(EC & Looch) v.s Bloodlust & David Arquette(Cody & Juice)
Winners: Bam Bam Bigelow & Vader by pinfall after a Vadersault onto Arquette.(21:44) ****½

Britt Baker(Smark) v.s Yurple(Zany Clown)
Winner: Yurple by submission when Britt tapped out to the Purple Nurple.(6:29) ½*

Volcano Match for the National Title Match: Kevin Owens(Jeff) v.s Baron Corbin(Cody) v.s Chris Kanyon(OldJay) v.s Roderick Strong(gurryman) v.s Cash Wheeler(Blaine) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)
-Rules… start with 6 folks with a volcano at the top of the stage. Just gotta throw your opponents into it. It’s more wide than tall, American Gladiator type shit with a hot tub with red food colorin’ inside. Losers exit out a trap door. Last two remanin’ wrestlers will have a singles match to decide the National Champion.

Order of Elimination​

1. Baron Corbin by Kevin Owens​
2. Roderick Strong by Kevin Owens​
3. Chris Kanyon by Cash Wheeler​
4. Kevin Owens by Cash Wheeler​

National Title Match: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Cash Wheeler(Blaine)
Winner: Chris Candido after a top rope Powerbomb.(44:38) ****1/4​

So far next show Falls Count Anywhere better Butcher/Blade v.s ALQAEDAH and Henning/MASADA for the World Title.

 

[Chris]

LETS FUCKING GO CANDIDO

 

[RDK]

Alqaedah winners by DQ because the match was too violent

 

[RDK]

 

[RavenCrown]

wait,. I am confused. which brand am I on? (Tanahashi, Nakamura and Okada)

 

[Just Juice]

no realism - Arquette doesn't get pinned