KIF's Sim League Reborn

[Kiffy Lube]

KSL presents “Oh No! You Didn’t!” live from Yosemite National Park:
Fresh's Matches:
Fresh Tag Team Titles Match: Goldberg & David Arquette(Juice) v.s Baron Corbin & Britt Baker(Cody & Smark)(c)
Rhea Ripley, Butcher & Blade(Roy Mustang & OMB) v.s Jay White, MASADA & Chris Candido(Smark, Deth & Chris)
National Title Match: Manami Toyota(Chris) v.s Kevin Owens(Jeff)(c)
First Blood Match: Rick Rude(Grim) v.s Kenny Omega(Fourth)

Blaze's Matches:
Seth Rollins(Smark) vs Chris Hero(OldJay)
Jade(Halfway) vs Daffney(EC)
Roman Reigns(Deezy) vs Arn Anderson(Grim)

Joint Matches and Ultimate Title Match:
The Aces(RavenCown) v.s Team ALQAEDAH(RDK)
Women’s Title Match: Yurple(Zany Clown) v.s Mandy Rose(Deezy)
War Games: Magnum TA(Booty), Roderick Strong(gurryman), Bloodlust(Cody) & Triple H(Jeff) v.s Chris Jericho(Old Jay), Ethan Page(Fourth), Orlando Jordan(Sky) and Bad News Brown(Booty)
Ultimate Title Match: The Rock(Moskillz) v.s Brody King(Roy Mustang)(c)​

 

[Kiffy Lube]

KSL presents “Oh No! You Didn’t!” live from Yosemite National Park:

National Title Match: Manami Toyota(Chris) v.s Kevin Owens(Jeff)(c)
Winner: Double Countout after Owens dived off the set on Toyota into a pile of debris, neither could make the count.(12:56) **½

Seth Rollins vs Chris Hero
Winner: Seth Rollins by Submission after Hero tapped in the Indian Deathlock (15:23) **½

Fresh Tag Team Titles Match: Goldberg & David Arquette(Juice) v.s Baron Corbin & Britt Baker(Cody & Smark)(c)
Winners: Baron Corbin & Britt Baker(Cody & Smark) after Corbin hit the End of Days on Arquette.(8:13) **½

Jade vs Daffney
Winner: Daffney by pinfall when Jade went for a Senton, Daffney braced and put Jade’s shoulders on the mat.(20:22) ***¾

Rhea Ripley, Butcher & Blade(Roy Mustang & OMB) v.s Jay White, MASADA & Chris Candido(Smark, Deth & Chris)
Winners: Jay White, MASADA & Chris Candido by pinfall when White hit a Tornado DDT on Rhea when she was goin’ for a slam.(14:09) ***¾

-The Aces attack Team ALQAEDAH backstage both teams are eventually escorted from the Park.

Roman Reigns vs Arn Anderson
Winner: Arn Anderson by pinfall after he finally hit a Spinbuster and crawled to a pin.(40:12) ****½

Women’s Title Match: Mandy Rose vs Yurple
Winner: Yurple by pinfall with a sneaky roll up after using a water flower (5:05) *½

First Blood Match: Rick Rude(Grim) v.s Kenny Omega(Fourth)
Winner: Rick Rude by blood when hit a double ax handle from the top rope with a chain.(30:18) ****½

War Games Fresh Folks: Magnum TA(Booty), Roderick Strong(gurryman), Bloodlust(Cody) & Triple H(Jeff) v.s Chris Jericho(Old Jay), Ethan Page(Fourth), Orlando Jordan(Sky) and Bad News Brown(Booty)
Order of Entry:​

1. Bad News Brown​
2. Triple H​
3. Ethan Page​
4. Roderick Strong​
5. Chris Jericho​
6. Bloodlust​
7. Orlando Jordan​
8. Magnum TA​

Winners: Chris Jericho(Old Jay), Ethan Page(Fourth), Orlando Jordan(Sky) and Bad News Brown(Booty) when Bloodlust screamed I Quit in a Bad News Brown STF.(23:49) ****

Brody King vs The Rock
Winner: Brody King by submission after he choked The Rock out with a Rear Naked Choke. (25:08) ****​

 

[Kiffy Lube]

This'll be the next Fresh show.

KIF Presents “Livin’ Nightmare” live from the Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA:
Bloodlust & Maki Itoh(Cody & Jeff) v.s Butcher & The Blade(OMB)
Hog Pen of Hell Match: Triple H(Jeff) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Johnny Gargano, Candice LeRae, Cash Wheeler & Magnum TA(Sass, Blaine & Booty) v.s Bam Bam Bigelow, Vader, Lance Storm & Shelton Benjamin(EC, Looch & Mitch)
Rick Rude & Kenny Omega (Grim & Fourth) v.s Goldberg & David Arquette(Juice)
Tag Team Titles Match: Team ALQUADAH(RDK) w Master Regal v.s Baron Corbin & Britt Baker(Cody & Smark)
Haunted Fun House Match for the Women’s Title: Rhea Ripley(Roy Mustang) v.s Yurple(Zany Clown)(c)
National Title Match: Chris Kanyon(OldJay) v.s Kevin Owens(Jeff)(c)
World Title Match: Jay White(Smark) v.s MASADA(Deth) v.s Curt Henning(Grim)(c)​

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The Brave Will Fight
Truist Park, Cobb County Georgia

Ladder Match For a Buy One Get One Footlong from Subway

Lince Dorado vs Zach Gowan

Winner Earns a Shoe Shopping Spree
Lacey Von Erich vs Jamie Hayter

Chris Jericho vs Lash LaReoux

Seth Rollins vs Carlito

Main Event
Battle Royal to Determine #1 Contender to Brody King

Everyone not Booked​

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The Brave Will Fight
Truist Park, Cobb County Georgia

Ladder Match For a Buy One Get One Footlong from Subway

Lince Dorado vs Zach Gowan

Winner: Lince Dorado when he pulled the coupon down from above the ring(10:03) ***¼


Winner Earns a Shoe Shopping Spree

Lacey Von Erich vs Jamie Hayter


Winner: Jamie Hayter by Pinfall Lacey Von Erich with after Jamie hit her with a Lariat. 5:32) ***¾



Chris Jericho vs Lash LaReoux



Winner: Chris Jericho by DQ when Lash LaReoux kicked Jericho in the penis. (5:04) *½



Seth Rollins vs Carlito



Winner: Seth Rollins by Pinfall after a curbstomp. (20:22) *****



Main Event Battle Royal!!

Order of elimination

1. Dax Hardwood, by Jade
2. Orlando Jordan by Atticus Coger
3. Chris Hero by all three members of The Aces
4. Brandi Rhodes by Jimmy Jacobs
5. Sami Callahan by Atticus Coger
6. Daffney by Mandy Rose
7. Ethan Page by Jimmy Jacobs
8. Steve Austin by Jade
9. Jake Roberts by Arn Anderson
10. Bad News Brown by Atticus Coger
11. Goldust by Doink
12. Atticus Coger by The Rock
13. Jimmy Jacobs by All three members of the aces
14. The Rock by Big Daddy V, after a distraction from Atticus Coger
15. Doink by Roman Reigns
16. Malakai Black by Mandy Rose
17. Nakamura by Mandy Rose
18. Arn Anderson by the Yeti
19. Jade by Roman Reigns
20. Mandy Rose by Okada
21. Nikita Koloff by Roman Reigns
22. Okada by Big Daddy V
23. Tanahashi by The Yeti
24. The Yeti by Roman Reigns
25. Roman Reigns by Terry Funk
26. Terry Funk by Big Daddy V

Winner: Big Daddy V by being the last person standing (45:21) *** 1/2

After the match, Brody King stands on stage and stares down next challenger

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Fresh Presents Livin' Nightmare from the Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA:

Rick Rude & Kenny Omega(Grim & Fourth) v.s Goldberg & David Arquette(Juice)
Winners: Rick Rude & Kenny Omega(Grim & Fourth) by pinfall after Omega hit Goldberg in the back with a chair goin’ for the Jackhammer, only for Rude to roll him up with a school boy.(13:38) ***¼

Haunted Fun House for the Women’s Title: Rhea Ripley(Roy Mustang) v.s Yurple(Zany Clown)(c)
Winner: Rhea Ripley after walkin’ out of the fun house first. After Yurple played games with her for several minutes, Rhea finally caught her and put her out with a Stretch Muffler before slammin’ Yurple into a funhouse mirror.(8:21) *½

National Title Match: Chris Kanyon(OldJay) v.s Kevin Owens(Jeff)(c)
Winner: Chris Kanyon(OldJay) by pinfall after catchin’ Owens with a swingin’ neckbreaker off the top rope.(22:29) ****

Johnny Gargano, Candice LeRae, Cash Wheeler & Magnum TA(Sass, Blaine & Booty) v.s Bam Bam Bigelow, Vader, Lance Storm & Shelton Benjamin(EC & Mitch)
Winners: No one went to double DQ when it broke into complete chaos. (Announced is an 8 Person elimination match, last two standin’ will challenge for the tag titles at a future date.)(14:56) ***1/2

Tag Team Titles Match: Team ALQAEDAH(RDK) w/ Master Regal v.s Baron Corbin & Britt Baker(Cody & Smark)
Winners: Team ALQAEDAH by DQ when Regal got involved but Britt got ahold of his brass knuckles and nailed Prince Hassan.(9:12) **¼

Hog Pen of Hell Match: Triple H(Jeff) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Winner: Brian Knobbs after throwin’ Triple H over the pen and into the manure surrounded by cheesy Halloween decorations with some “dead” bodies lyin’ around, garglin’ like zombies.(11:45) **¾

Bloodlust & Maki Itoh(Cody & Jeff) v.s Butcher & The Blade(OMB)
Winner: Butcher & The Blade by pinfall after hittin’ a Double Team Powerbomb on Bloodlust, Butcher powerbombed Itoh on his own partner before makin’ the pin.(15:04) ***½

World Title Match: Jay White(Smark) v.s MASADA(Deth) v.s Curt Henning(Grim)(c)
Winner: MASADA by pinfall after hittin’ a horrific lookin’ Death Valley Driver on Henning.(19:32) ***¾​

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Folks, you can say shit in the thread. Say what ya like you thought was cool or challenge someone for a title. Chris fucked up, Jay White & MASADA were your partners the show prior. Could have got added to that match.

 

[Sass]

Would it be wrong for Jeff to issue an open challenge in a ladder match with a big bag of pot hanging from above the ring?

 

[Marty McFourth]

Rick Rude & Kenny Omega as a tag team

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I was pretty sure Blaze was supposed to post his next card first but alright, this is mine. Let's see what he has.

Fresh Presents: “The Good, The Bad & The Nasty” live from the Mohegan Sun Arena:
(Special Guest: Mr. Ed)

Johnny Gargano(Sass) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass) v.s Cash Wheeler(Blaine) v.s Magnum TA(Booty) v.s Vader(EC) v.s Bam Bigelow(EC) v.s Lance Storm(Mitch) v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)
Timothy Thatcher, Sub & Roderick Strong(Mitch, Roy Mustang & gurryman) v.s David Arquette, Bloodlust & Manami Toyota(Juice, Cody & Chris)
Kenny Omega(Fourth) v.s Master Regal(RDK)
Team ALQAEDAH(RDK) v.s Nigel McGuinness & Maki Itoh(EC & Jeff)
Triple H & Yurple(Jeff & Zany Clown) v.s Curt Henning & Charlotte Flair(Grim & Pace)
Jay White(Smark) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)
National Title Rematch: Kevin Owens(Jeff) v.s Chris Kanyon(OldJay)(c)
Tag Team Titles Match: Butcher & The Blade(OMB) v.s Britt Baker & Baron Corbin(Smark & Cody)(c)
Deathmatch for the World Title: Brian Knobbs(Sky) v.s MASADA(Deth)(c)​

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Card will be up soon

 

[Wiseman]

Kanyon loses the belt I riot!

 

[Wiseman]

Actually if he loses the belt Mortis might have to make a return!

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The Event With No Name
Phoenix Arizona



Women’s Title Match
Rhea Ripley(c) vs Jamie Hayter



Winner receives $50 Amazon Gift Card
Jeff Hardy vs Sami Callahan



Gauntlet Match to determine whom faces The Champion at “No Place Like Home.”
Roman Reigns, Chris Jericho, Jimmy Jacobs, Chris Hero, and Carlito


The Loser Must Buy the Winners Merch
The Yeti vs Goldust


No DQ Match
The Rock vs Atticus Coger


The Ultimate Championship
Brody King(c) vs Big Daddy V
​

 

[Sass]

Can Jeff buy drugs off amazon?