KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[Kiffy Lube]

I'll be simmin' tomorrow, so far looks like no one wants to team with Team Al-QaeDAH.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Apollo Crews can hop in with Al-QueDAH

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That'll be rather interestin'.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Immortal Presents No Mercy
Live from the SAP Center in San Jose, California

Team Al-QaeDah of Muhammad Hassan, King Bookah, B.A.G. & Apollo Crews(Raidokken, Juice & Ingonious) v.s The New Horseman of Arn Anderson, Daniel Bryan, Ric Flair & Mr. Perfect(HoHo, Jimmy King, Grim & Blaze)

IC Title Match: Roddy Piper(Father Blaze) v.s Lince Dorado(Ingonious)(c)

Tuxedo Match for the Non-Binary Title Match: Kevin Owens(Jimmy King) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky)(c)

Dusty Rhodes(Father Blaze) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)

Asuka(Grim) v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)

Cedric Alexander & Ricky Steamboat(Sass & Keith) v.s Wade Barrett & Nick Aldis(Dmac)

Will Mr. Perfect kiss the new champion's feet?

Stone Cold and The Rock confront New Jack and Rudy Giuliani.


Iconic Presents Badd Blood
Live From the FirstOntario Center in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

World Title Match: CM Punk(Smark) v.s JBL(EC)(c)

US Title Match: Tommaso Ciampa(OMB) v.s Jon Moxley(Mox Girl)(c)

#1 Contednership for the US TItle: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Chad Gable(Ingonious) v.s Lance Archer(OMB)

6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Dungeon of Deezy(Deezy) v.s Ricochet, Roman Reigns & Cesaro(Pace, Mox Girl & Chris) v.s The Green Light Elite & ???(Juice)(c)
-Will Jeff Hardy join his team or will he be replaced?

Women's Title Rematch: Carmella(EC) v.s Tegan Nox(Steph)

Bully Ray(EC) v.s AJ Lee(Smark)

Handicap Match: The Un-Americans of William Regal, Lance Storm & Owen Hart(Mitch & HoHo) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass)

Jerry Seinfeld addresses Jeff Hardy.​

 

[CakeWalker]

@Shania Twain who the fuck is Goldberg? I've heard of Brother AbdBillah Gaddafiberg

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm never gonna remember how to type that out.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Yeah I'll send Apollo Crews in with Team Al-QueDAH

 

[CakeWalker]

@Shania Twain il will allow you to call him B.A.G.

 

[CakeWalker]

@Raidokken we need to cut a promo where B.A.G. gets the Jihadi Blessings.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Immortal Presents No Mercy
Live from the SAP Center in San Jose, California

Asuka(Grim) v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)
Winner: Asuka by DQ when Benjamin snapped and took the steel steps and bashed Asuka's head in with them.(17:38) ***3/4

Team Al-QaeDAH make their way to the ring where there is already a throne set up in the middle of. Hassan gets on the mic mockin' the crowd as well as the Four Horseman while Bookah lookin' rather goofy smiles and raises his pinky finger behind him. B.A.G. then makes his way out to the ring followed by Apollo Crews who was just a recent rival of his. As everyone is now gathered Hassan demands that Mr. Perfect come out and kiss his foot. Hassan sits down and pulls off one of his dress shoes followed by his sock revealin' a foot full of corns. Perfect comes out and refuses on the ramp distractin' Team Al-QaeDAH long enough for the other 3 Horseman to ambush them. Perfect slides into the ring to join them but Team Al-QaeDAH is able to make it out of the ring scot-free. Perfect then gets on the mic and says instead of kissin' Hassan's ugly ass feet if they win tonight, he demands that he gets the next shot at Hassan. Hassan refuses to answer as his team heads to the back. The Horseman end the segment givin' us the traditional 4 Horseman salute.

Dusty Rhodes(Father Blaze) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Winner: Dusty Rhodes by Countout when he hits standin' elbow through the announcer's table to Knobbs and crawls back into the ring to beat the count.(13:21) **3/4

Cedric Alexander & Ricky Steamboat(Steph & Keith) v.s Wade Barrett & Nick Aldis(Dmac)
Winner: Cedric Alexander & Ricky Steamboat after a divin' crossbody by from Steamboat where Barrett rolls through, Alexander is able to shift the pin in the favor of Steamboat for the win.(11:14) ***1/4

IC Title Match: Roddy Piper(Father Blaze) v.s Lince Dorado(Ingonious)(c)
Winner: Lince Dorado after reversin' the sleeper hold into a Slice Bread with the help of the ropes.(19:46) ***1/2-***3/4

Tuxedo Match for the Non-Binary Title Match: Kevin Owens(Jimmy King) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky)(c)
Winner: Orlando Jordan when Lacey Von Erich distracts him again so Jordan can pull the tuxdeo off. A pissed off Owens delivers a Pop Powerbomb after the match for some payback.(8:19) *3/4

New Jack followed by Rudy Giuliani make their respective entrances to the ring. Neither can decide who should confront Austin and Rock for whatever they wanna say. As they are arguin' The Rock's music hits and he comes down and poses in the ring in each corner and Jack and Rudy look awfully confused. Austin precedes to do the same. Austin and Rock both grab microphones and began to tear down these two terrible GMs. As Rudy and Jack are about to defend themselves, Rock puts up a hand tellin' them to stop while Austin flips off the other. Rudy and Jack are rather pissed now but Giuliani gets caught with a stunner. Jack looks happy with this but then he also takes a stunner. To add insult to injury Austin lays Rudy on top of Jack in a 69 position. Rock then follows this up by hittin' his People's elbow on both them. Austin gets back on the mic and says they are gonna after the tag team championships and that's the Bottom Line, Rock then grabs the mic and finishes the segment sayn' If ya smell what they're cookin'.

Team Al-QaeDah of Muhammad Hassan, King Bookah, B.A.G. & Apollo Crews(Raidokken, Juice & Ingonious) v.s The New Horseman of Arn Anderson, Daniel Bryan, Ric Flair & Mr. Perfect(HoHo, Jimmy King, Grim & Blaze)
Winners: Team Al-QaeDah after a gruelin' match B.A.G hit a Spear and Jackhammer on Perfect followed up by a Harlem Hangover by Bookah for the pinfall.(32:53) ****1/2


-Will have Badd Blood up in a little while.​

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Iconic Presents Badd Blood
Live From the FirstOntario Center in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

#1 Contednership for the US TItle: Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Chad Gable(Ingonious) v.s Lance Archer(OMB)
Winner: Lance Archer after rollin' through a Gable Ankle lock and usin' the ropes for leverage to get the pin.(19:42) ****1/4

Jerry Seinfeld walks up to Jeff Hardy backstage. He makes hilarious observations about how Hardy is a terrible champion that can't even stand up for his team. He's a disgrace to title gold. Hardy tells him to shut the hell up and that he doesn't wanna team with cheaters. Jerry brings up the Immortal Jeff Hardy and starts laughin' like a lunatic. Hardy tells him to shut up again. Seinfeld then says his handicap match is next and if he doesn't show up for his 6-man title match, not only is he stripped of his gold but The Green Light Elite will be without a partner. Hardy shakes his head at this shit as Jerry smiles and walks off.

Handicap Match: The Un-Americans of William Regal, Lance Storm & Owen Hart(Mitch & HoHo) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass)
Winner: The Un-Americans after a superkick from Lance Storm and top rope moonsault from Owen Hart. After the match, Toni Storm acts like she's gonna help Hardy only to kick him in the nuts and join The Un-Americans on the stage.(6:13) *1/2

Women's Title Rematch: Carmella(EC) v.s Tegan Nox(Steph)(c)
Winner: Carmella after staggerin' Nox with a Chick Kick she follows it up with a school girl roll up.(16:26) ***3/4

Bully Ray(EC) v.s AJ Lee(Smark)
Winner: Bully Ray after Bully Bomb off the second rope.(14:42) ****

US Title Match: Tommaso Ciampa(OMB) v.s Jon Moxley(Mox Girl)(c)
Winner: Tommaso Ciampa after hittin' a third Project Ciampa.(14:35) ***3/4

6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Dungeon of Deezy(Deezy) v.s Ricochet, Roman Reigns & Cesaro(Pace, Mox Girl & Chris) v.s The Green Light Elite(Juice)(c)
Winners: The Green Light Elite after Cody Rhodes hit a divin' moonsault onto to Loch Ness who toppled over and he was able to get a 3 count.(17:32) **3/4

World Title Match: CM Punk(Smark) v.s JBL(EC)(c)
Winner: JBL after Bully tried to get involved and AJ Lee came out and slapped him. JBL was able to get a backslide and put his feet on the ropes. Punk kicked out a second too late.(22:19) ***1/2

-I tried avoidin' OMB havin' a match between his characters for a title but this sim apparently wanted it to happen. I'll allow to happen at the next show but it will be a blow off match for their feud... Also seein' as the next show is HIAC it'll be contested in that. It won't be the only one though. I will have the cards up later.​

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Immortal Presents Halloween Havoc(season 5)
Live from the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas

Immortal Title Match: ??? v.s Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)(c)

Winner faces Hassan in the main event: Asuka(Grim) v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)

4 Horseman Fallout?- Tag Team Title Match: Ric Flair & Mr. Perfect(Grim & Blaze) v.s Arn Anderson & Daniel Bryan(HoHo & Jimmy King)(c)

IC Title Match: Dusty Rhodes(Father Blaze) v.s Lince Dorado(Ingonious)(c)

Gentleman's Agreement for the Hardcore Title: Apollo Crews(Ingonious) v.s B.A.G.(Juice)(c)

#1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles: Cedric Alexander & Ricky Steamboat(Steph & Keith) v.s Stone Cold & The Rock(Moskillz)

Team Impact Zone of Brian Knobbs, Orland Jordan & Lacey Von Erich(Sky) v.s Kevin Owens, John Cena & Roddy Piper(Jimmy King & Father Blaze)

Iconic Presents Hell in a Cell(season 5)
Live from the Trump Plaza Convention Center(Boardwalk Hall) in Atlantic City, New Jersey

Winner of the Fall Gets The Title, Hell in a Cell for the World Title: AJ Lee & CM Punk(Smark) v.s Bully Ray & JBL(c)(EC)

Hell in a Cell for the US Title: Lance Archer(OMB) v.s Tommaso Ciampa(OMB)

30 Minute Ironman Match: Chad Gable(Ingonious) v.s Chris Candido(Chris)

Women's Title Match: Toni Storm w/William Regal(Blaze & Mitch) v.s Carmella(EC)(c)

2 on 3 Handicap Match(unless Green Light Elite can find a new partner) for the 6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Ricochet, Roman Reigns & Cesaro(Pace, Mox Girl & Chris) v.s Green Light Elite(Juice)(c)

Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Lance Storm w/Owen Hart(Mitch & HoHo)

Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)

The Dungeon of Deezy(Deezy) interview.

​

 

[Chris]

@Holy Foley I dare you to make the Ciampa/Archer match a "Loser Leaves the KSL"

 

[CakeWalker]

Green Light Elite have a replacement of their choosing...

 

[Carter]

Hey man, any chance of joining I'd like to be Brian Cage I feel possible or if he's took, Pentagon Jr pls KIF bro.