KIF's Sim League(Moved From VIP)

[RDK]

View attachment 6828

Team Al-QaeDAH coming for u son

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Money In The Bank(season 2)
Live from the Heritage Bank Center in Cincinnati, Ohio

Women's Title Match: AJ Lee(Smark) v.s Peyton Royce(Steph)(c)
Winner: No contest after Lacey Von Erich interrupted the match takin' out both Lee and Royce.(17:22) ***1/4

The Undertaker(Chris) v.s Nick Aldis(Dmac)
Winner: Nick Aldis after hittin' a Tormentum, the referee still counts with Undertaker's foot on the ropes.(13:47) ***1/4

Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
Winner: Mr. Perfect after hittin' 3 rollin' Perfectplexes.(28:40) ****1/2

Kevin Owens(Jimmy King) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Winner: Brian Knobbs after an eye rake and a sloppy Piledriver.(12:32) **3/4

#1 Contendership for the World Title: Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Bully Ray(EC)
Winner: Jon Moxley by DQ when Bully Ray got frustrated and choked his out with his chain.(14:59) ***1/4-***1/2

Shelton Benjamin and his legal team come to the ring. Benjamin shows footage of him bein' world champion and then a black screen of PPVs that he was left off of and continues to rant about how he had to beg to be apart of Wrestlemania. Charles Barkley comes to the ring and is havin' none of it. All of a sudden the obnoxious Home Improvement theme plays and Tim Allen is walkin' to the ring with a MITB briefcase. He gets into the ring and the first thing he does is tell Barkley he's relieved of his duties, a pissed off hall of famer leaves the ring in disgust. Tim Allen then precedes to give Benjamin his own MITB case to make up for any wrong doin', Benjamin smiles at his lawyers and celebrates his way to the back. Tim Allen grunts a few times before to explain that we will still have the MITB match later tonight but we will have two MITB holders gunnin' for the champion.

Hardcore Title Match: Cedric Alexander(Steph) v.s Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass) v.s The Yeti(Deezy)(c)
Winner: Candice LeRae after Candido tapped out to a figure four with the use of the turnbuckle pole.(9:42) **1/2

TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles: King Bookah & Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken) v.s Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s Tommaso Ciampa & Lance Archer(OMB)(c)
Winners: King Bookah & Muhammad Hassan as Hassan grabbed the belts, Bookah hit a Book End off the top of the ladder to Lance Archer to secure his team the victory in a wild TLC match.(24:17) ***3/4-****

Paige(Dmac) v.s Lacey Von Erich(Sky)
Winner: No contest after both AJ Lee and Peyton Royce got involved.(8:30) **

Tim Allen announces there will be a 4 way match at Great American Bash for the Women's Title.

Winner will defend against Undertaker at The Great American Bash, IC Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s Brodie Lee(OMB)(c)
Winner: Asuka after hittin' a tornado DDT she went for the cover and as Lee was about to kick out someone grabbed his leg under the bottom rope from inside the apron and under the ring to prevent it from happenin'. (13:39) ***

After the match an excited David Arquette comes out from the under the ring and goes to the back.

MITB Match: Tegan Nox(Steph) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s William Regal(Mitch) v.s JBL(EC) v.s Toni Storm(Blaze) v.s David Arquette(Juice) v.s Wade Barrett(Dmac) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky)
Winner: Tegan Nox after hittin' a low blow on JBL before capturin' the briefcase.(21:42) ****1/4

World Title Rematch: Johnny Gargano(Sass) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)(c)
Winner: Johnny Gargano after a gruelin' battle, Reigns passed out in the GargaNo Escape.(31:14) ****

_________________________
The Great American Bash(season 2)
Capitol One Area in Washington, DC

Hardcore Ironman Match for the World Title: Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)(c)

IC Title Match: The Undertaker(Chris) v.s Asuka(Grim)(c)

Women's Title Match: Lacey Von Erich(Sky) v.s Paige(Dmac) v.s AJ Lee(Smark) v.s Peyton Royce(Steph)(c)

Tag Team Titles: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken)

Inaugural US Title Gauntlet Match: Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Nick Aldis(Dmac) v.s William Regal(Mitch) ...

Non-MITB Match: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Tegan Nox(Steph)

2 out 3 Falls, Gladiator Joust: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)

Grudge Match: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s David Arquette(Juice)

Open Challenge: Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s ???

Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King) v.s Ricky Steamboat(Keith)

Hardcore Title Match: Brian Knobs(Sky) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass)(c)


More matches to be added.​

 

[Bobby Barrows]

 

[Hoss]

JBL announces $500,000 reward for anyone who can take out Tegan Nox, forcing her to surrender the MITB briefcase.

 

[RDK]

Team alqaedah!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I think with how many people we have now, we can add even another title. So why not add the US Title at the Great American Bash? Anyone can take part, it'll be an elimination match. If you don't like your match on this card, I can rework things, don't worry about that.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I think with how many people we have now, we can add even another title. So why not add the US Title at the Great American Bash? Anyone can take part, it'll be an elimination match. If you don't like your match on this card, I can rework things, don't worry about that.

Well of course the most American wrestler Hulk Hogan has to join, no?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Hogan is in.

 

[Sass]

Jeff will take a stab at the US title tournament if possible

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Think I'll actually make it a gauntlet match since it keeps gettin' called a tournament. So I think that's more of a middle ground.

 

[Chris]

Taker was screwed

Candido wants the US gold

 

[Sky]

Orlando Jordan, I guess, is going to get this opportunity despite not deserving it

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Mr. Perfect would be THE PERFECT US Champion. He's in!

 

[CakeWalker]

Cody Rhodes: We are the Avacado Bros.

Kazuckhika Okada: Watashitachiha subete no ku wa o te ni iremasu!

Cody Rhodes: This promo used to rhyme.

Kazuchika Okada: Shikashi, soreha nihonjikan ni hon'yaku sa remashita.

Cody Rhodes: We openly send a challenge to any tag-team in the back that will be career defining! Either the person who is pinned by us - is forced to join us to a form a Trios Team. Or in the unlikely case that we lose -

Kazuchika Okda: Watashitachiha otokonoko to sekkusu shimasen!

Cody Rhodes: The Avacados will cease to operate as a tag-team!

Kazuchika Okada: WHATTT?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Added Nick Aldis as well everyone else who wanted in the US title gauntlet.

Avocado Bros. open challenge is up and runnin' as well.