The Great American Bash(season 2)
Capitol One Area in Washington, DC
Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King) v.s Ricky Steamboat(Keith)
Winner: Daniel Bryan after rollin' through a Double Chickenwing attempt by Steamboat with a tight roll up to secure the win.(23:56) ****1/2
Women's Title Match: Lacey Von Erich(Sky) v.s Paige(Dmac) v.s AJ Lee(Smark) v.s Peyton Royce(Steph)(c)
Winner: AJ Lee after hittin' a Go to Sleep on Paige.(13:21) ***1/4
2 out 3 Falls, Gladiator Joust: Bully Ray(EC) v.s Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)
First Fall: Roman Reigns after knockin' off Bully off to the cement(ain't no foam pits here).
Second Fall: Bully Ray after a distraction and pokin' Reigns in the face, knockin' him off.
Third Fall: Roman Reigns, Bully tries a cheap shot to the groin only for Reigns to smack it away sendin' a titterin' pissed off Reigns off the pedestal.
Winner: Roman Reigns. (5:00) Horsin' Around
Open Challenge: Avocado Bros.(Juice) v.s ...
It's accepted by Ric Flair(Grim) & Arn Anderson(HoHo)(well nobody accepted it so I made this).
Winners: No Contest when a pissed off Lance Archer & Tommaso Ciampa interferred after what was a great match beforehand. Archer and Ciampa leave everyone else laid out.(16:35) ****1/4
Hardcore Title Match: Brian Knobs(Sky) v.s Candice LeRae(Sass)(c)
Winner: Candice LeRae after a hittin' superkick sendin' Knobs off the apron through two tables before rushin' to make the the pinfall.(11:38) **3/4
Before the US title Gauntlet, Team Al-QaeDAH come out and ridicule the idea of their even bein' a US Championship, mockin' The Great American Bash sayin' their glad to be facin' Canadians tonight and finally rippin' into the god forsaken people that have pride in this horseshit country before leavin' to a chorus of boos and thrown beer cans.
Inaugural US Title Gauntlet Match: Hulk Hogan(Grim) v.s Jeff Hardy(Sass) v.s Chris Candido(Chris) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky) v.s Mr. Perfect(Blaze) v.s Nick Aldis(Dmac) v.s William Regal(Mitch)
First Entrant: Nick Aldis
Second Entrant: Mr. Perfect
Third Entrant: Orlando Jordan
Fourth Entrant: Jeff Hardy
Fifth Entrant: William Regal
Sixth Entrant: Chris Candido
Seventh Entrant: Hulk Hogan
First Elimination: Nick Aldis after Perfect raked his eyes and hit a Perfectplex.(17:41)
Second and Third Elimination: Mr. Perfect and Orlando Jordan get caught tryin' to use the ropes too many times in numerous rolls ups and the referee throws them both out.(24:20)
Fourth Elimination: William Regal after Hardy reversed out of the Regalplex to hit a Twist of Fate followed by a Swanton Bomb.(36:31)
Fifth Elimination: Jeff Hardy when Regal tried to get back involved, he lost his bass knuckles, Hardy took them and turned around and ended up deckin' Candido to accidentally get himself DQed.(41:43)
Final Elimination: Chris Candido after Hogan hit his big boot followed by his patented leg drop to secure the win.(50:15)
Winner: Hulk Hogan(Grim). ***1/4
Grudge Match: Brodie Lee(OMB) v.s David Arquette(Juice)
Winner: David Arquette after nailin' Lee with a lead pipe behind the referee's back, Arquette puts on a half ass headlock and Lee isn't able to respond to the referee resultin' in Arquette winnin'.(8:32) **
Tag Team Titles: Owen Hart & Lance Storm(HoHo & Mitch) v.s Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah(Raidokken)
Winners: Muhammad Hassan & King Bookah after a low blow by Hassan sets up a huge Scissors Kick from Bookah on Lance.(13:48) ***1/4
They have security escort them to the back to avoid all the rednecks afterwards.
Non-MITB Match: Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Tegan Nox(Steph)
Winner: Shelton Benjamin with a quick school boy and his feet on the ropes to defeat the other MITB holder.(14:29) ***1/2
IC Title Match: The Undertaker(Chris) v.s Asuka(Grim)(c)
Winner: Asuka by countout when Taker tried to hit a divin' closeline off the entrance ramp, only to miss and Asuka to make it back to the ring before him.(17:26) ***3/4
Hardcore Ironman Match for the World Title: Jon Moxley(Mox Girl) v.s Johnny Gargano(Sass)(c)
First Fall: Moxley with a Paradigm Shift onto some broken glass, slashin' Gargano wide open.(10:23)
Second Fall: Gargano after usin' the barbwire to get Moxley to tap to to GargaNo Escape.(26:18)
Third Fall: Gargano after tyin' up Moxley's hands with rope is able to get a small package.(34:49)
Fourth Fall: Moxley after a front face DDT locks in a vicious Bulldog Choke, gettin' Gargano to tap out.(47:36)
Fifth Fall: Gargano after realizin' there was no where to go on a ladder behind Moxley, he grabs a hold of a lungblower, sendin' them both through a barbwire table below. Gargano is able to land in the aftermath on top of Moxley for the last fall of the match.(59:21)
Winner: Johnny Gargano 3-2 ****3/4
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SummerSlam(season 3)
Live from the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tennessee
Card to be updated on here soon.
at Paige carrying Lacey to positive stars
