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Clobbin Time? NAH IT’S TONI TIME!!!


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Come Wrestlemania, Toni Time might just be an afterthought

 

[CakeWalker]

BAG taught Gable everything he knew - clearly the feud paid off

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Due to the inconclusive results of the match at Royal Rumble, the Tag Team Championships have been vacated and will be decided in an Inferno match at Fastlane! Card coming soon

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Other Reports!:

A Championship Scramble Match was set for Fastlane! Cena, Hassan, Asuka, Piper, and Taker are all set to do war in a 35 Minutes Championship Scramble match for the Immortals Title.
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[Leon TrotSky]

Immortal presents: Fastlane V

Live from the Little Caesars Arena - Detroit, MN​

Kane (Jax) vs. Shelton Benjamin (Mitch)
Winner: Shelton Benjamin in 8:49 - in a fairly lame match overall, Kane twists his ankle early on, slowing down the action dramatically. Benjamin would have hoped to be able to show off his skill more, rather than just wear the giant down. He's merciful enough to slap on the Ankle Lock to finish it off. Rating: *1/2

Weapons Warfare - Brian Cage (Carter) vs. Psycho Killer (OMB)
Winner: Brian Cage in 23:38 - this gets extra time after the Kane/Benjamin issues and uses it well. A raised platform of four ladders and two tables sees the finish, with Cage hitting Psycho Killer with Weapon X on that platform, and then tossing him through a flaming table to the outside. He doesn't even need to pin him - the referee recognises that Psycho Killer has been killed. Who can stop the path of Cage?! (Note: the flaming table wasn't even meant to be flaming, it was a byproduct of the Inferno Match fire test.) Rating: ****1/4

Tag Team Championship (vacant) Inferno Match - Ric Flair/Mr. Perfect (Grim/Blaze) vs. Team Impact Zone (Brian Knobbs/Orlando Jordan) (Sky/Sky)
Winner: Flair/Perfect in 9:03 after a bizarre finish. Perfect incapacitates Knobbs in the corner whilst Flair is dealing with Jordan, and gives him a chop to the throat. Devastated that his prized deepthroating technique is now ruined, Jordan is badly thrown off, allowing Flair an opportunity to toss him into the flames. His tights are set on fire (that's what I call hot pants). Rating: WTF and wut/what

Immortal Championship #1 Contender Six-Way Elimination Match - Kevin Owens (Jimmy King) vs. Nick Aldis (Dmac) vs. Dusty Rhodes (Blaze) vs. Simon Miller (Kamala) vs. Wade Barrett (Dmac) vs. Val Venis (Haza)
6th place: Wade Barrett in 4:19 - a judo chop from Simon Miller hits Barrett's little friend, and a roll-up from Val Venis takes the Bearer of Bad News out...
5th place: Val Venis in 4:32 - ...but Venis turns around straight into a pop-up powerbomb from Kevin Owens!!
4th place: Dusty Rhodes in 12:47 - Kevin Owens tosses Aldis to the outside and Dusty tries to go for a Bionic Elbow on the steel steps. However, Owens manages to catch him and hit a Stunner.
3rd place: Nick Aldis in 13:31 - Simon Miller tosses Aldis back into the ring to meet with a Superkick from Owens - but it misses, and Aldis is able to land a Tormentum. Miller then pulls out the wing mirror from a 1992 Chevy Blazer, and clocks Aldis with it!
2nd place: Simon Miller in 15:10 - After a brief battle, a Stunner and pop-up powerbomb mean Miller's done.
Winner: Kevin Owens in 15:10. Rating: ***

Intercontinental Championship - Daniel Bryan (c) (Jimmy King) vs. Peyton Royce (Steph)
Winner: Peyton Royce in 5:44 - Daniel Bryan will be ruing this mistake for the rest of his days. After dominating Peyton for 5 minutes solid, he hits a running knee and puts on the Yes Lock. With a free hand, he begins to slap the mat to get the crowd warmed up... and the referee calls for the bell! Turns out Peyton had her legs around Bryan's waist, and the referee counted that as a bodyscissors submission! Royce wins the IC Title!! What the fuck?! Rating: anything can happen in the KSL

Team Al-QaeDAH (King Booker/B.A.G.) (Haza/Juice) vs. Masked Menaces (Lince Dorado/Pentagon Jr.) (Ingo/Carter)
Winner: Masked Menaces in 11:09 - this is sort of, but not quite two matches. Penta and B.A.G. brawl on the outside throughout, making this entirely a singles bout between Lince Dorado and King Booker. Eventually, Lince takes it with a top rope Frankensteiner pin. Rating: ****1/4 for the match, ***3/4 for the brawl

Non-Binary Championship - Honky Tonk Man (c) (LadyHotRod) vs. The Fabulous Moolah (KIF)
Winner: The Fabulous Moolah by count-out in 7:53 - Honky attempts to low-blow Moolah, which fails for reasons that everyone but Lacey Von Erich knows. Moolah interprets this as a sexual advance and plants a kiss on Honky, to which he responds by pulling her off and knocking her out against an exposed turnbuckle. Technically, he's got two charges of assault against him now, so he leaves, losing the match but keeping the title. Rating: **1/4

Battle for the Iron Claw No DQ - Lacey Von Erich (Sky) vs. Baron Von Raschke
Winner: Lacey Von Erich in 14:38 - this is intense, y'all. A mix of old school style and whatever in God's name Lacey is doing. Eventually the Baron has Lacey in the Iron Claw when Brian Knobbs and a now-nude Orlando Jordan rush the ring! At the sight of the perfectly-preened, gender-blending nudity of Orlando Jordan, Baron Von Raschke starts to gag, and the combined trauma of that and Lacey's own Iron Claw causes him to verbally quit. Lacey has retained the right to the Claw for the Von Erich family! Rating: ***

Immortal Championship Fastlane Match (5-Way, 35-Minute Championship Scramble) - Undertaker (c) (Chris) vs. Asuka (Grim) vs. Muhammad Hassan (Haza) vs. Roddy Piper (Blaze) vs. John Cena (Jimmy King)

Entry 1: Roddy Piper at 0:00
Entry 2: Asuka at 0:00
Change 1: Asuka at 4:21, after Piper taps to the Asuka Lock.
Entry 3: Undertaker at 5:00
Entry 4: John Cena at 10:00
Change 2: Undertaker at 12:32, after hitting Piper with a Tombstone.
Change 3: John Cena at 13:48, after hitting Taker with a top rope F-U.
Entry 5: Muhammad Hassan at 15:00
Change 4: Muhammad Hassan at 28:32, after hitting Piper with a piledriver on the steel steps.
Change 5: Undertaker at 32:19, after giving Asuka a chokeslam through a table. He drags her back into the ring to score a pin, then tosses her right out again.

As the last minute begins, the only wrestlers still in the ring are Taker, and a badly beaten, broken Piper... Asuka is on the outside, and Cena and Hassan are in the debris of two international announce tables (Hassan is in the Arabic table, and they're praising him for his martyrdom). Just then... TEAM IMPACT ZONE COME OUT!! The three of them stare down Undertaker, with Brian Knobbs removing his sunglasses to reveal a look of determined rage... While Taker isn't looking, Piper gets up and locks in the sleeper... Taker's out! The referee checks him... and his arm falls for the third time, on the VERY LAST SECOND of the match!!

Change 6: Roddy Piper at 34:59
Winner: Roddy Piper in 35:00. Rating: *****3/4

Knobbs rushes right into the ring and attacks the unconscious Undertaker, followed by Jordan and Lacey! The three members in two sets of ring gear brutalise the seemingly-dead Deadman, before posing over his prone body. Piper, clutching the Immortal Championship, has no idea what to make of this, and where this is going... but Taker, when he wakes up, will have a lot on his plate for WrestleMania...!

(Elimination Chamber coming soon. The finish to the main event was Ingo's idea.)

 

[Chris]

Taker will have his revenge against all you bastids, who's he burying first

 

[Kiffy Lube]

C'mon Moolah, you can beat that sexual deviant and take that damn title off of him.

All around a superb show, Mania is gonna be off the charts.

 

[CakeWalker]

BAG finally teamed with Booker - and lost....

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

BAG finally teamed with Booker - and lost....

Blame B.A.G. and Pentagon's fighting. I have some plans for Team AlQueDAH on Immortals, if they managed to survive the draft. The Trios Tag Team Division will no longer be bland!

 

[CakeWalker]

Double stacking for the same title - would not be cool

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Before Elimination Chamber rolls around, I would like to unveil a Wrestlemania Card in the meantime! This card is subject to change, so take this with a grain of salt/

World Championship
'Royal Rumble Winner' Chad Gable vs Toni Storm {c}

Hardcore Title Match, contested under Hardcore Rules
B.A.G. (c) w/ Muhammad Hassan and Bookah T vs Pentagon Jr. w/ Lince Dorado

Tag Team Titles Triple Threat TLC Match
Ric Flair and Mr Perfect (c) vs Team AlQueDAH{Y'all decide this between the two of you} vs #AntiWadeBarrett {Simon Miller and Val Venis}

3v3 Buried Alive In A Coffin Match
Rules:
Trap your Opponent/Opponents in a coffin. Bury them in a hole.
You win when all of your opponents/opponent are buried in a hole
Undertaker, John Cena, and Asuka vs The Impact Zone {Brian Knobbs, Lacey von Erich, and Orlando Jordan}

60 Minute Ironman Death Match
Chris Candido vs Jon Moxley

Strip Club Last Person Standing Match
Intergender Title
Fabulous Moolah vs Honky Tonk Man {c}

Immortals Championship
Kevin Owens vs Roddy Piper {c}​

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

ASUKA. GONNA. KILL. YOU!!!

:Asuka

(We really need an Asuka emoji).

 

[Leon TrotSky]

HYPE Post for Elimination Chamber:

The Chamber entrants are Jeff Hardy, Lance Storm, Cesaro, Tessa Blanchard, and Owen Hart, who will join World Champion Toni Storm in the dangerous structure.

Chris Candido challenges Lance Archer for the US Title!

AJ Lee battles for Tegan Nox's Women's Championship, whilst CM Punk takes on Batista! Hopefully neither Punk nor AJ will be able to interfere on each other's behalf.

Bully Ray has challenged the Dungeon of Deezy for the Six-Man Tag Titles, and he promises to bring two debuting stars along to team with him, so this is going to be a treat!

Chad Gable is set to warm up for WrestleMania by facing Randy Orton!

Hulk Hogan is running wild that he didn't get a spot in the Rumble - and he's after Johnny Gargano, who he thinks wasted a spot that could have gone to him...

A brotherhood battles for one night only - Roman Reigns vs. Jon Moxley!

Also, Okada and Cody vs. JBL and Heath. Writeup coming soon...

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Iconic Presents: Elimination Chamber V
Live from the Norfolk Scope - Norfolk, VA

Kazuichika Okada/Cody Rhodes (Juice/Juice) vs. JBL/Heath Slater (EC/Ingo)
Winner: JBL/Heath in 11:44 - After a fairly even match, JBL delivers a Clothesline from Hell to Cody, which knockshim out... and makes him bleed from the head? In a post-match interview, JBL reveals he's loaded his sleeve with a metal brace! This shocks Heath, who abandons him. Rating: ***1/4

Hulk Hogan (Grim) vs. Johnny Gargano (Sass)
Winner: Hulk Hogan in 7:54 - Typical Hogan match: fight out of the GargaNo Escape, hulk up, big boot, leg drop, win. No one is happy with this. Rating: ** with a side of WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER

Before this match, Sasha Banks comes out and announces she'll be challenging the winner of this match at WrestleMania. However, Britt Baker comes out and takes exception to Sasha booking herself. They brawl, and Baker comes out on top. "Fuck it, it's a triple threat", say the KSL booking staff the next day.

Women's Championship - Tegan Nox (c) (Steph) vs. AJ Lee (Smark)
Winner: AJ Lee in 15:39 - Shining Wizards, Shining Wizards everywhere. But neither can put the other down! AJ does have one advantage - the Black Widow, to leave Tegan in a crumpled heap after a solid minute and a half in the hold. CM Punk comes out to congratulate AJ - but his match is next, so he can't rest! Rating: ****

CM Punk (Smark) vs. Batista (Moskillz)
Winner: Batista in 13:28 - AJ stays out, and she does manage to interfere on Punk's behalf after all, in little subtle ways to stop Batista getting a killer edge. She eventually gets desperate, and looks about to deliver a kendo stick right to the nads from the outside... until TEGAN NOX finally gets up and attacks AJ! A reversal of the kendo stick and the Shiniest of Wizards puts the new women's champ out of commission, and leaves Punk open for a Batista Bomb. Rating: ***7/8

Six-Man Tag Team Championship - Dungeon of Deezy (Gonzalez/Loch Ness/Yeti) (Deezy) (c) vs. Baron Corbin/Ernest "The Cat" Miller/Bully Ray) (KIF/KIF/EC)
Winner: Bully/Corbin/Cat in 14:02 - To be honest, this is a pretty horrid match. But the fans are hyped for Corbin and Cat's debuts, so what does it matter? Finish is an End of Days to the Yeti, disappointing his teammates. Could this mean a pinch of dissent between the Dungeon of Deezy? There's not even a gay three-way hug between the former champs.

Roman Reigns (MG) vs. Jon Moxley (MG)
Winner: Roman Reigns in 21:57 - This is very much a competitive match between two wrestlers with no real animosity but much to prove. In the end, the Big Dog takes it with a Spear and Superman Punch. Rating: ****1/2

United States Championship - Lance Archer (c) (OMB) vs. Chris Candido (Chris)
Winner: Lance Archer in 6:36 - Archer takes quick control after Candido hurts his neck against the ropes, and gives two Dark Days, one outside and one inside the ring, to clean up another challenger. Rating: Everybody Dies

Warmup for WrestleMania - Chad Gable (Ingo) vs. Randy Orton (Pace)
Winner: Chad Gable in 11:12 - Gable adopts his ankle locks early, not to finish the match off, but to wear Orton right down. He finishes it with Chaos Theory (that move looks so dangerous, looks like a neck smasher doesn't it?). Rating: ***1/2, but Gable individually gets a ****1/2

Elimination Chamber for the World Title - Toni Storm (c) (Blaze) vs. Lance Storm (Mitch) vs. Cesaro (Chris) vs. Owen Hart (HoHo) vs. Jeff Hardy (Sass) vs. Tessa Blanchard (Smark)

Entry 1: Toni Storm at 0:00
Entry 2: Lance Storm at 0:00
Entry 3: Jeff Hardy at 5:00
At 8:54, Toni almost has Jeff Hardy pinned, but she's distracted by Ricochet climbing the Chamber and announcing an open challenge at Mania.
Entry 4: Owen Hart at 10:00
6th place: Owen Hart at 12:51, after taking Storm Zero from Toni.
5th place: Lance Storm at 14:30, after eating two Twists of Fate in a row. Lance stumbles out as the fifth entrant is picked, and is attacked by Randy Savage again! He jumps out of the crowd and uses the distraction of the entrance to avoid security! Eventually both are pulled apart.
Entry 5: Tessa Blanchard at 15:00
Entry 6: Cesaro at 20:00
4th place: Tessa Blanchard at 20:55, after Cesaro comes out swinging and delivers a quick Neutraliser.
3rd place: Cesaro at 22:00, after Tessa kicked him in the balls, leaving him a sitting duck for a Storm Zero and a Swanton.
2nd place: Toni Storm at 30:38, after Hardy Swantons her from the top of the cage pod!

Winner: Jeff Hardy in 30:38. Rating: ****3/4
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Matches Announced for Wrestlemania following Elimination Chamber

A Prison Gang Fight
Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, and Randy Orton vs Lance Storm, Owen Hart, and William Regal
The only way to win is to trap your opponents leader (Savage/Storm) in a straightjacket and take them to Solitary Confinement

Fatal 4-Way match for the Womens Title
Tegan Nox vs AJ Lee (c) vs Sasha Banks vs Britt Baker

The Ricochet Open Challenge

The Dungeon Of Deezy goes to Theropy and then faces Corbin, The Cat, and Bully Ray for the 6 Man Titles

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Heath vs JBL

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Okada and Cody vs Roman Reigns and Johnny Gargano​