Kaedon I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!!

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

The title of Kaedon's first book shall be "Everything I ever needed to know I learned from the Simpsons"

You bastard, I was about to sya that lol.

Well there is only so much you can learn when sitting on the couch, eating burgers all day

 

[Kaedon]

Oh shut up ya dingo chasing, fosters drinking, knifey/spooney playing, crock hunting dipshit.

 

[the dark knight]

btw where's the link to your BTB thing?

 

[Australian Badass]

Kaedon, your flames are fucking lame.

However it's not your fault, ever time a failure of an American attempts to insult Australia, it is always the same things they say...Our ancestors were convicts, the toilet spins the other way round...oh hey, guess what? Australia is not the only place it spins the other way...it also seems to happen in all of the FUCKING SOUTH HEMISPHERE.

 

[Colin Gimp]

Kaedon, your flames are fucking lame.

However it's not your fault, ever time a failure of an American attempts to insult Australia, it is always the same things they say...Our ancestors were convicts, the toilet spins the other way round...oh hey, guess what? Australia is not the only place it spins the other way...it also seems to happen in all of the FUCKING SOUTH HEMISPHERE.

Do you really think Americans (North Americans for that matter) care to recognize the entire southern hemisphere and to not group them together at any chance that presents itself? If you do, well they don't. You're all convicts who ride Kangaroos and held the Olympics that one year, and during the whole Olympics I didn't see one god damn Kangaroo .

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Do you now why you didn't see a kangaroo? Because we are not all kangaroos! Dumb mf'ers

 

[Colin Gimp]

Do you now why you didn't see a kangaroo? Because we are not all kangaroos! Dumb mf'ers

I don't understand..is there not a ratio of 2:1, Kangaroo's to people?

Do you not see wild Kangaroo's on your walk to school? Is there not danger: Kangaroo crossing road signs? Are Kangaroo's actually purple and have shampoo and conditoner in their pouches? (I guess Canadian's who watch too must Herbal Essences commericals will only get that one. Oh well the thought of seeing that stuffed purple Kangaroo bouncing around is worth the typing)

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Um no. In fact, if you want a good ratio, snart Americans to dumb Americans = 1:150. And Canada is just America Junior

 

[Colin Gimp]

Um no. In fact, if you want a good ratio, snart Americans to dumb Americans = 1:150.

Please tell me i'm being oblivious to your oblivion.

And Canada is just America Junior

Rather be America Junior, then be a cheap ripoff with no creds.:dunno:

 

[Kaedon]

Kaedon, your flames are fucking lame.

However it's not your fault, ever time a failure of an American attempts to insult Australia, it is always the same things they say...Our ancestors were convicts, the toilet spins the other way round...oh hey, guess what? Australia is not the only place it spins the other way...it also seems to happen in all of the FUCKING SOUTH HEMISPHERE.

Truth hurts, I understand. My country was founded by the most puritanical asshats from England. Still, better them than convicts

 

[Qwake]

Aussie is greatness compared to America. Colin just shut your mouth!

 

[monkeystyle]

Canada > USA & Australia combined.

True story.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Australia > Canada > The rest of the universe > America.

Australia pwns the world

 

[monkeystyle]

I think being the second largest nation in the world in terms of landmass with a smaller population, plus the majority of the world's fresh water, plus our massive energy resources beat anything you people have.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Hmm, I have thought about this, and have put together a great counter arguement. You guys are too close to America. We have kangaroos. Australia wins