John Morrison Greatness

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Big Red Jericho Punk

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I'm shocked nobody has posted this. It had to be one of the most brilliant videos I've ever watched. I'm not sure where to post this but this is a "discussion" thread so I thought this would be perfect. Anyway John Morrison did a video where it was him portraying Taker and HHH with a battle rap. It was so well done. I'm not going to kill anymore jokes, if you haven't watched it here it is.

[video=youtube_share;SpFAMI3odNM]http://youtu.be/SpFAMI3odNM[/video]
 

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Absolutely hilarious, if he ever came back to WWE his gimmick should be just like that. Making jokes of wrestlers and such.
 

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Jobber with no career upside making fun of two guys whose boots he can't lace from a technical standpoint, nor ever have a chance in hell matching them from a charisma and talking standpoint. Pure troll and not even of the enjoyable variety, more like a dull, over dramatic, leech who never amounted to fulfilling his potential or accomplished shit without his hand being held by Melina's pussy leash and needing a tape delay to get that right
 
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Jobber with no career upside making fun of two guys whose boots he can't lace from a technical standpoint, nor ever have a chance in hell matching them from a charisma and talking standpoint. Pure troll and not even of the enjoyable variety, more like a dull, over dramatic, leech who never amounted to fulfilling his potential or accomplished shit without his hand being held by Melina's pussy leash and needing a tape delay to get that right

We need an ignore button.

Video was hilarious.
 

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Seen this earlier and it was quite funny, I see the joke side of it.
 

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That was pretty good actually and it be good if they bring stuff like this back up because it be so much better for the feuds.
 

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Why did he have to wait to do the coolest thing he's ever done AFTER leaving WWE.
 

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We need an ignore button.

Video was hilarious.
Yeah if you don't like Taker/HHH and have an agenda to write a column with as many fuck you's as possible to them ... Oh wait. That guy is just bad and even worse when trying to be funny or charismatic.
 

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I enjoyed this, it's a shame really, John Morrison has so much talent, but of course he couldn't show his true potential because his girlfriend is a bitch.
 

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I saw him tweet this. I had to turn it off. I just didn't enjoy it. Didn't find it very clever tbh. The jokes made me cringe. Is my comedy standard just too high or is there something I'm not getting coz all y'all seem to be lapping it up.
 

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i really enjoyed the video, this will prob be the greatest thing he will ever do.
 

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Why did he have to wait to do the coolest thing he's ever done AFTER leaving WWE.


Pretty much.

That spoof rap video him & Miz did on Cryme Tyme was better tho, IMO.

[youtube]c_ffItJdxFc[/youtube]
 

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Yeah seriously we need a ignore button. Sayians has to be one of the more negative and annoying posters on the forum. He's always down on so many things unless it's of course Hunter Suit Mcmahon Helmsley. This video was brilliant hands down. Also for the Morrison haters, sure he made his mistakes and I have lost respect for him from the whole Batista-Melina thing. But let's give the guy credit, the rhymes were pretty clever and he made me laugh more times than not. Also for people calling him jobber, just last year he was beating Sheamus and getting a major push. The guy became a jobber at the end of his run big deal. Morrison had a pretty good career here with some awesome matches. Whoever calls him a jobber is narrow minded which is Sayians.

With Sayians favorite wrestlers from the attitude era mostly, it doesn't surprise me how bitter he is. Seriously when is the ignore button going to be put on the site.
 
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That whole thing actually made me laugh. It's the most personality John Morris...er Heningan has shown in the past two years.

Best line without a doubt was: "Watch your step before you tear a quad" made me literally lol