John Cena in Car Accident in Philidelphia!

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

I'm shocked no Rikishi jokes have surfaced. I'm happy John is alright, but the amount of Rikishi jokes I was hearing made my day.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

John Cena -- The Car Crash-termath [Photos] | TMZ.com

That looks like a freaking love tap! He's fine! WWE takes this stuff too seriously, and if Cena does beat the odds at Mania, that's just a pathetic way of getting Cena over more than he already is.

 

[Troy]

Didn't look that serious in the end. I didn't like how WWE kept mentioning it on the broadcast because they make it seem more like a storyline and less of a real event that actually occured. Would have been a disaster if Cena was seriously injured and had to miss WM.

 

[Deezy]

Cena just shoulder tackled the truck and promptly gave it an Attitude Adjustment.

 

[We Are Legion]

Probably half real, half scripted. Cena may have very well been in an accident. Seriously doubt Miz was behind the wheel of the tractor trailer. Actually sounds more like something Kane would do...

 

[Crippler]

I wonder who did it for da ROCK.

 

[John McHenry]

Obviously Rikishi

 

[Lewb]

I love recycled storyline jokes haha

Cena hasnt been out 9 months tho.... :Smiley_DAMN: