IWF's Biggest Loser

[Viva La Luke]

*Cartman Voice* Race War!! Race War!!

P.s Everyone watch the Race War Ep of South Park!!

 

[Nikki]

We good Rell?



Wuss. You had time to talk shit two minutes ago... why not now? Now you're really hurting my feelings! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME!!!! hahaha

You know what it would be funny ? I let you talk to yourself, and shit. Definately, not going to waste my time and energy on you. It's not worth it. Besides I have better things to do, so you not worth it sorry. Im out of this thread for sure...

 

[Degeneration_X2006]

Sorry Nikki, my bad, i meant to say you ARE a whore that does hooker like things! Oh and can I ask you a favor Nikki, on your way out of this thread could you just leave IWF all together? Please? If anything do it for me

 

[phantomgerald]

Yeah typical racist Americans, ignoring the poor old chinese dude over here.

No more fried rice with wonton soup for any of you!!!

 

[Rell]

Yeah we good, I fell stupid for even getting upset in the first place...I hope we still cool

 

[Viva La Luke]

You know what it would be funny ? I let you talk to yourself, and shit. Definately, not going to waste my time and energy on you. It's not worth it. Besides I have better things to do, so you not worth it sorry. Im out of this thread for sure...

Exactly You Women Should Stick To Doing What You Do Best The 3 C's

Cook
Clean
Cater To All Mans Needs.

Good To See We Got That Cleared Up

 

[Famou$ 187]

^Wonton soup is the best.

 

[phantomgerald]

^ course it is. We chinese invented it.

P.S cue to start racist jokes

 

[Degeneration_X2006]

Yeah we good, I fell stupid for even getting upset in the first place...I hope we still cool

yeah we're good. and for the 3rd time, lighten up and take a joke, if i'm being seirous i'll tell you and you'll definately know

 

[Viva La Luke]

Now this is settled back to Nominations!!

Vote 1. Viva La Luke

I have cookies!!

 

[Degeneration_X2006]

Luke, you're not a loser, maybe a little shady in the brain but definately not a loser... lmao!

 

[Rell]

Yeah typical racist Americans, ignoring the poor old chinese dude over here.

No more fried rice with wonton soup for any of you!!!

"Got rice bitch, got rice Got food, got soup, got spice? Got brainz like us, got skills like us Got cars, got cloths, got girls like us"

How bout we exchange fried Chicken & Watermelon for Rice and Orange Chicken...I get the teriyaki sauce, I guess you can have some Kool-aid.

 

[phantomgerald]

"Got rice bitch, got rice Got food, got soup, got spice? Got brainz like us, got skills like us Got cars, got cloths, got girls like us"

How bout we exchange fried Chicken & Watermelon for Rice and Orange Chicken...I get the teriyaki sauce, I guess you can have some Kool-aid.

U made me an offer i can't refuse. Nothing beats fried chicken

 

[Viva La Luke]

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

 

[Degeneration_X2006]

I'll take an order of Bourbon Chicken with a side of rice in a light sauce. Now where do I drive around?