Mat: You clearly can't stand up for yourself Tom, I'll take this one. Nick, I haven't got a clue what that insult is but I will just assume it was you being a smurf as usual. I am fed up with you thinking you are a badman because you have anal sex with Vino every night and walk around telling people not to be "That Guy". Shut up and grow up, find yourself some legit power without hiding behind Vino's back.
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Nick: Read my credentials. I am a 3 time all american amateur wrestler for Kent State. I bench a smooth 450lbs (on a bad day). I GTL everday (Gym Tan and Laundry) and I had your girl's head between my washboard abs and my thighs. She gave me that good Becky so every time you kiss her, come tell me how I taste.
Mat Jones: Yeah, we've heard it all before 3 time all American and what not. Sorry, what was that? Couldn't here you over your penis squirting out ejaculant whilst you think about my hot wife.
Tom Singer: And don't talk about my sister like that.
Mat shakes his head.
Mat Jones: Just give up.
Tom Singer: And don't talk about my sister like that.
Mat shakes his head.
Mat Jones: Just give up.
Nick: Your hot wife has a tattoo of a heart above her vag that you probably don't even know about.
Tom Singer: Be quiet! Stop talking about my sister like that!
Mat shakes his head once again.
Mat Jones: Seriously, just shut up! Wow, you truly are some sick pervert, I posted those pics on facebook, you must have stalked me on facebook for that shit.
Mat shakes his head once again.
Mat Jones: Seriously, just shut up! Wow, you truly are some sick pervert, I posted those pics on facebook, you must have stalked me on facebook for that shit.
Mat Jones: Really? My wife wouldn't touch you with a barge poll, don't kid yourself. You sound like a fucking High School Student, "I shagged your wife, and so did my youthamism for a penis" like I said Nick, grow up.
Nick: Don't be that guy that gets his ass kicked and embarassed in the locker room in front of the boys. I will go there.
Mat Jones: Oh no, dont use "that" catchphrase on me. Because I am the AUTHENTIC ONE, MAT JONES!
Jeff walks in and shakes hands with Jason.
Jeff: So who should i be fearing in this federation?
Jason laughs: Me of course.
Jason: But seriously i would say Nick Dannon.
Jeff: So who should i be fearing in this federation?
Jason laughs: Me of course.
Jason: But seriously i would say Nick Dannon.
Mat Jones: Don't kiss Dannon's arse like that, I am the only person worth fearing here, last night was just a blip on the radar, Dannon I will back for you sooner rather than later. But first I have a mystery oponent to deal with.
Vino: I will be back. Me and Nick are going to Mongolia on a business trip. We'll be back in a few days. Furio is in charge and make sure Vito doesn't eat all of my canolis out my fridge in the office. Paulie I left a package for you in the safe you know the code. You boys better play nice while we're gone.