Tom Singer enters the room.
Tom Singer: Hey guys, I realise that I am the new guy round here but we were all new once. I'd just like to introduce myself to you all, my name is Tom Singer, I am the Rockstar and Mat Jones' brother-in-law. I'd like to make a good impression on you all, and I hope to see you all in the ring at some point.
Mat Jones: Stop being such an arse sucker and start giving these guys something to worry about, you are such a tit!