It's official, we are screwed

[the_hoff]

Crack or sex?

Brie or Nikki?

Crack. And The Bellas are not in The Hoff's league. Jobbers

 

[Nano]

Crack. And The Bellas are not in The Hoff's league. Jobbers

Then... AJ Lee or Eve Torres? And you're gonna lose to me, you crack addict! You won't even see my punches!

 

[the_hoff]

Then... AJ Lee or Eve Torres? And you're gonna lose to me, you crack addict! You won't even see my punches!

Bro, you do NOT want to step in the ring with a crack-fueled David Hasselhoff. I will see those punches coming 10 minutes before you throw them

 

[Nano]

Bro, you do NOT want to step in the ring with a crack-fueled David Hasselhoff. I will see those punches coming 10 minutes before you throw them

You won't. You'll be more interested in 1D. Don't you believe me? Check out the clip. It was directed by you!

 

[the_hoff]

You won't. You'll be more interested in 1D. Don't you believe me? Check out the clip. It was directed by you!

What? WHAT? Get this shit off of The Hoff's screen

 

[Snowman1]

Biggest swerve in 2013, this thread not being made by BLFFL.

Watching the match, mentioned that Cena had the best match of the night the last 3 Raws + and even heard his match with Ryback of all people went shockingly well on Smackdown. You could even buy into the near-falls then and you can now. Figured there could be some clever way they could make Cena eat a loss (since even though he's Cena he's basically a midcarder now) in a handicap match. He's changed his ring style, he's reinvigorated and selling believably, he's making his opponents look really good, he's delivering some top-notch psychology... Ever since he came back, Cena's been great in the ring.

With the match with the Real Americans, coming out of it I was impressed with just how much they protected Cesaro. He shoved him off the ropes, he took a bump JUST long enough for Cena to quickly (and believably) get the tap-out on Swagger before Cesaro came running in like a freight train to beat him down. Just shows how much they really want to showcase the dude, hell not everyone gets to counter the Shoulder Tackles of Doom into amazing highspots. There's nothing to worry about here.

 

[Nano]

What? WHAT? Get this shit off of The Hoff's screen

You did it. You can't deny it. It's your masterpiece.

 

[BrockLesnarFanForLife]

The day Cena was hired we were screwed

 

[the_hoff]

The day Cena was hired we were screwed

THANK YOU. You get it :angry:

 

[Nano]

The day Cena was hired we were screwed

I loved his Doctor of Thuganomics era tbh.

 

[the_hoff]

I loved his Doctor of Thuganomics era tbh.

Eminem wanna-be?

 

[Nano]

Eminem wanna-be?

Nope. You're a John Cena wanna-be, aren't you. You want to have the gold as much as he wants.

 

[the_hoff]

Nope. You're a John Cena wanna-be, aren't you. You want to have the gold as much as he wants.

Nope, Cena is a Hasselhoff wanna-be

 

[Nano]

Nope, Cena is a Hasselhoff wanna-be

Really? Cena is more muscled, actor, wrestlers, musician, WH Champ and children love them. Hasselhoff is a man who worked with really hot women in a beach and drove a car. Not as exciting as John's life

 

[Rogue]

I think Hoff and Blffl would be a great couple.