here, I'll show you a step by step of what I be sayin' honkeys...
step 1: go to a party
step 2: act like you're drinking
step 3: wait til everyone passes out
step 4: cook some ramon noodles
step 5: Put them noodles in cereal bowls and hide 'em
step 6: get a cleanix box and put it about like, 10 to 40 feet away from your jackoff spot
step 7: make sure to surround yourself with mouse traps and passed out people
step 8: start jacking off (silently)
step 9: Think of Evan Bourne's abs if that helps
step 10: after finishing, tip toe to the cleanix box
rules: if someone catches you, run!