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KenFan4life

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here, I'll show you a step by step of what I be sayin' honkeys...


step 1: go to a party
step 2: act like you're drinking
step 3: wait til everyone passes out
step 4: cook some ramon noodles
step 5: Put them noodles in cereal bowls and hide 'em
step 6: get a cleanix box and put it about like, 10 to 40 feet away from your jackoff spot
step 7: make sure to surround yourself with mouse traps and passed out people
step 8: start jacking off (silently)
step 9: Think of Evan Bourne's abs if that helps
step 10: after finishing, tip toe to the cleanix box

rules: if someone catches you, run!
 

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Paying $50 for a PPV and feeling like you underpaid. Awesome feeling.
 

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Getting balls deep in it with my gf ;-)
 

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kaedon is so proud hes got a gf now, i think he mentioned her 4 times since being back in one day
 

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was kaedon the guy on here that actually bought a replica WWE title a few years ago and copped a lot of shit for it? my memory escapes me so im not sure..
 
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no that was that xba fella. The one who latched on to Mike Chaos's dick like a starved whore after MonkeyStyle got demoted.
 

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kaedon is so proud hes got a gf now, i think he mentioned her 4 times since being back in one day

:lmmmao:

His gf is also a pretty deep wrestling fan. You shoulld invite her to join the site.
 

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kaedon is so proud hes got a gf now, i think he mentioned her 4 times since being back in one day

You should be proud of your mother for getting a fine specimen like me.