whoa.."OMG!He Got Ba-Banned!"
(tehe)
KenFan: "Well...thats 'bout the 16th time my black ass was banned from this punk ass pussy palace place...so like...sup ni'ggers?...ya-asses want me back or some shit?...so like...homo-hugs and Cunt-Kisses to everyone....and such...blah-blah-blah..ka-ha-ka-ha...anyways...durk turkey got all pissy cause kaedon and me were laughing at the rachael chick dying in that dark knight movie...we was chilling and macking in the chatbox area, and I guess my ass accidently spoiled it for him and he got all bitchy at me with his near-6,000 posts and years upon years of toiling around on some forum, instead of living with lesbians and having safe sex in tha-taco salad like a normal Chink-Ass-Mo-Border-Bitch-ass ni'gga'nerd pillow poonging mo-fucka...ya-heard?!...so'z like...I guess My Black ass is back by popular-demand...considering that everyone's all thinking being banned is some big deal...so like...why is yo-asses be afraid of tha-big-O-Double Geed word..."Ba-Banned"...? cause like...i remember that punk ass poser pussy nerd-turd Rell tried getting banned, but then he puss'd out like a natural-sci-fi-lovin'-ni'gga...what I'm trying to say is...why does everyone go like "OMG!..He Banned!?" and then every-nig'ga on the net tries avoiding my jive-jizz like as if I have some form of lepersy and shit...so like...I dunno, yo-ni'gga-roo'z prob' ain't got no life at all....so like....will tha-real slim shitty please pass-out!?"
ta-da!?